02-11-2008
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| proud beta test subject    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Bedtime Story At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? Who's bed???..and Who the hell are you??? |
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02-11-2008
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Bedtime Story Mice one 'ox !! 
__________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice |
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: Bedtime Story Quote:
 Yep, it is a nice one 'ox-man! | |
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02-11-2008
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Bedtime Story  Damn... 
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...  |
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02-11-2008
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
Posts: 18,143
| Re: Bedtime Story By the way.... Where are those 28's???  
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th... |
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02-11-2008
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Bedtime Story 
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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02-12-2008
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Bedtime Story Quote:
Gone. 
__________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!! | |
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02-12-2008
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| TnTU College   Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32
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| Re: Bedtime Story 
__________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots! |
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