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iwccgrad · 02-12-2008

Speeding - Good, Better and Best:

GOOD:Seattle, WA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12- year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Silverdale, WA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A WA State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. "He replied, "Washington State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left

Savage Play · 02-12-2008

(best) i believe that they do suffer from foot in mouth disease though.

Flounder · 02-12-2008

dracula · 02-12-2008

Thender · 02-12-2008

Seen 'em...

ob1 · 02-12-2008

... Me too, but still good

jpa · 02-12-2008

02-12-2008	#1
iwccgrad Funny Bone Doorman Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 400	Speeding in Washington Speeding - Good, Better and Best: GOOD:Seattle, WA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem- a 12- year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Silverdale, WA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. BEST: A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A WA State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. "He replied, "Washington State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left __________________ "I popped one of my balls.....no one of my look balls" - Craig Peters

02-12-2008	#2
Savage Play TnTU College Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Jun 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 722	Re: Speeding in Washington (best) i believe that they do suffer from foot in mouth disease though. __________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots!

02-12-2008	#3
Flounder I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,094	Re: Speeding in Washington

02-12-2008	#4
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 1,213	Re: Speeding in Washington __________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1

02-12-2008	#5
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Speeding in Washington Seen 'em... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

02-12-2008	#6
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: Speeding in Washington ... Me too, but still good

02-12-2008	#7
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: Speeding in Washington __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

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