02-12-2008
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| Sith Chef    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Women are evil by nature... A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. 'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied. 'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. 'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?' 'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. 'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say. 'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room.' |
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02-12-2008
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Women are evil by nature... yup, that's a female!!!! 
__________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice |
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02-12-2008
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Women are evil by nature... 
__________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!! |
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02-12-2008
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| i ride the short bus because i'm  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: Women are evil by nature... i WILL be trying that next time...
__________________ A man melts the sands so he can see the world outside.--U2, Lemon |
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02-12-2008
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Women are evil by nature... 
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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02-12-2008
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Women are evil by nature...
__________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...  |
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02-12-2008
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Women are evil by nature... I don't see what the problem is. |
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02-13-2008
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| Off The Deep End  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32
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  | Re: Women are evil by nature... yes typical woman
__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. |
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