02-12-2008
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| Sith Chef    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Quickie... Dave wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Dave got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.' The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.' Dave said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!' |
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02-12-2008
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| I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2007
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| Re: Quickie... Great joke. |
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02-12-2008
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: Quickie...  I hope that was the same girl who didn't wash her hands at the bar. 
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02-12-2008
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: Quickie... 
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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02-12-2008
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Quickie... Seen it... 
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02-13-2008
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Quickie...  great one!
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