02-12-2008
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| Wanna Bet???    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Another Blonde Joke A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here". The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy, and wont move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here". The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when that land to arrest this blonde woman who wont listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde". He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy . The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without and fuss. "I told her, 'First class isn't going to Toronto' ".
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02-12-2008
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| i ride the short bus because i'm  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: Another Blonde Joke 
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02-12-2008
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Another Blonde Joke
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02-13-2008
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| even when you know you never know  Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37
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| Re: Another Blonde Joke So where is first class going? 
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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