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Old 02-12-2008   #1
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A mute man wants to buy a toothbrush. He imitates the action of brushing his teeth to a shopkeeper and he understands and gives the man a toothbrush.


Now, a blind man comes in and wants a pair of sunglasses. How can he express what item he wants?










































He opens his mouth and tells the shopkeeper that he wants some sunglasses.
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of course he'll have to speak louder and slower...
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