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Bud · 02-27-2008

Weird but true.

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every man has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

22) Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Thender · 02-27-2008

Yup...

mike · 02-27-2008

That is great, and so true !!!

ob1 · 02-27-2008

Awesome list!

I've done #5 by the way...

RyanB. · 02-27-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

Awesome list!

I've done #5 by the way...

What is #5?

mike · 02-27-2008

ob1 · 02-27-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyanB.

What is #5?

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

Thender · 02-27-2008

Who didn't?

ob1 · 02-27-2008

^Double true!

harmany · 02-28-2008

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

im sorry i must be an moron cause i dont get it. Somebody please explain this one to me
I grew up somewhat in the 80s but im lost

Bud · 02-28-2008

Grab a calculator, enter the number, turn calculator upside down.

Were you home schooled?

mike · 02-28-2008

ob1 · 02-28-2008

harmany · 02-28-2008

boobless
how mature

mike · 02-28-2008

we never claimed to be the most mature people on the planet !!

Bud · 02-28-2008

Especially back in the 80's.

Bud · 02-28-2008

1 Girl had sex with 5000 guys 7 times each. What does that make her?

1+5000x7= 35007

That was a good third grade one also.

mike · 02-28-2008

That is one I haven't heard in a long time.!!!

ob1 · 02-28-2008

I just thought I would post this to say 0.7734

RyanB. · 02-28-2008

Thanks ob1, I can read #5, but didn't know what it meant. Harmany and I must have actually been getting some boob and not playing with our calculators back in the 80's

ob1 · 02-28-2008

^Touche!

lilyvon schtupp · 02-28-2008

7734 (the 4 should be open...)
anyhoo
great list

harmany · 02-29-2008

high five* ryan

harmany · 02-29-2008

some of mike's mom boob

02-27-2008	#1
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,898	Universal Truths Weird but true. 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. 20) Every man has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong! 22) Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee. 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 24) You never ever run out of salt. 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. 34) Bricks are horrible to carry. 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

02-27-2008	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Universal Truths Yup... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

02-27-2008	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: Universal Truths That is great, and so true !!! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

02-27-2008	#4
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: Universal Truths Awesome list! I've done #5 by the way...

02-27-2008	#6
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: Universal Truths __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

02-27-2008	#8
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,143	Re: Universal Truths Who didn't? __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

02-27-2008	#9
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: Universal Truths ^Double true!

02-28-2008	#10
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25 Posts: 505	Re: Universal Truths Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. im sorry i must be an moron cause i dont get it. Somebody please explain this one to me I grew up somewhat in the 80s but im lost __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

02-28-2008	#11
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,898	Re: Universal Truths Grab a calculator, enter the number, turn calculator upside down. Were you home schooled? __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

02-28-2008	#13
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: Universal Truths

02-28-2008	#14
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25 Posts: 505	Re: Universal Truths boobless how mature __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

02-28-2008	#15
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: Universal Truths we never claimed to be the most mature people on the planet !! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

02-28-2008	#16
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,898	Re: Universal Truths Especially back in the 80's. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

02-28-2008	#17
Bud Wanna Bet??? Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38 Posts: 9,898	Re: Universal Truths 1 Girl had sex with 5000 guys 7 times each. What does that make her? 1+5000x7= 35007 That was a good third grade one also. __________________ Time is Short Click Here, Free Naked Ladies 2007 TNTU.net Fantasy NASCAR Champion !!!

02-28-2008	#18
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,691	Re: Universal Truths That is one I haven't heard in a long time.!!! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

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02-28-2008	#19
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: Universal Truths I just thought I would post this to say 0.7734

02-28-2008	#20
RyanB. even when you know you never know Listens: T95 - Wichita Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Kansas Age: 37 Posts: 1,159	Re: Universal Truths Thanks ob1, I can read #5, but didn't know what it meant. Harmany and I must have actually been getting some boob and not playing with our calculators back in the 80's __________________ If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

02-28-2008	#21
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Re: Universal Truths ^Touche!

02-28-2008	#22
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,280	Re: Universal Truths 7734 (the 4 should be open...) anyhoo great list __________________ A man melts the sands so he can see the world outside.--U2, Lemon

02-29-2008	#23
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25 Posts: 505	Re: Universal Truths high five* ryan __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!

02-29-2008	#24
harmany TnTU College Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: papillion ne Age: 25 Posts: 505	Re: Universal Truths some of mike's mom boob __________________ BIG XII NORTH CHAMPIONS GO TIGERS!!!