03-10-2008
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| proud beta test subject    Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| On The Golf Course Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. ‘Please allow me to help I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me,’she told him. ‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied.He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,’How does that feel’? He replied: ‘It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken.’ |
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03-10-2008
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: On The Golf Course Yup... 
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03-10-2008
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| Sith Chef  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38
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| Re: On The Golf Course  |
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03-10-2008
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF  Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: On The Golf Course great one 
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03-10-2008
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| Special Members  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27
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| Re: On The Golf Course 
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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03-11-2008
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| Wanna Bet???  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Plattsmeth Age: 38
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| Re: On The Golf Course 
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03-19-2008
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| Your Mom hates you, she told me so....  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45
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| Re: On The Golf Course 
__________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1 |
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03-19-2008
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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03-19-2008
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| Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45
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| Re: On The Golf Course Must have been blonde too....
__________________ I just plunked down 5 G's on Puss--ob1 |
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