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2ox · 06-10-2008

10. Men are more promiscuous than women.

False. Shocking to some women as it may be, a study published in The Journal of Sex Research that was conducted by Terri Fisher, an associate professor of psychology at Ohio State University’s Mansfield campus, and Michele Alexander, an assistant professor of psychology at the University of Maine, suggests that women may be just as promiscuous as men – they’re just not as open and honest about it. According to many surveys, men more often than not report engaging in sex at an earlier age and claim they have more sexual partners than women do. Fisher says, “Women (on the other hand) are more sensitive to social expectations for their sexual behavior and may be less than totally honest when asked about their behavior in some survey conditions.”

9. Women don’t like porn.

False. A 2006 study carried out by researchers at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis measured brainwave activity of men and women as they viewed both erotic and non-erotic images and found that the female participant’s responses to pictures of partially clad couples posing seductively were similar to their male counterparts, proving that women like porn pics too.

8. Drinking pineapple juice can make your semen taste better.

True, but there is no guarantee. While semen is considered scientifically neutral as it has a pH of 7.2 to 8.0 and is largely composed of fructose (sugar), many women complain that the taste of it is bitter and salty. This is largely because of what the man eats. Sperm is affected by what you eat, just like all secretions of the body. Many women have reported their man’s semen tasting better when they consume fruits that are high in natural sugars such as pineapple, papaya, cranberry, melons, mangos, apples and grapes, which offset the bitter taste. Thenders tastes like Valvoline....

7. You can become addicted to web porn.

True, but the risk is low. MensHealth.com reports that “only 1 percent of all people who check out internet porn will become addicted, but adds if you’re sporting a ring, be careful: 38 percent of addicts are married.”

6. Men think about sex every seven seconds.

False. According to the Kinsey Institute, 54 percent of men think about sex every day or several times a day, 43 percent a few times per month or per week and 4 percent less than once a month. On a side note, the Kinsey Institute also reported that 19 percent of women think about sex every day or several times a day, 67 percent a few times per month or a few times per week and 14 percent less than once a month.

5. Men reach their sexual peak at 18 and women reach theirs at 28.

True, to a certain extent. In regards to sexual hormones, a man’s testosterone peaks at age 18 and a woman’s estrogen in her mid to late 20s. “But peak hormones don’t mean peak sexual performance,” says Marc Goldstein, M.D., a professor of reproductive medicine and urology at Cornell University‘s Weill Medical College.

4. Semen is low-carb.

False. Semen is largely composed of fructose (sugar) and enzymes, so sticking to an oral sex-only diet in order to fit into that bikini is probably not a good idea this summer.

3. Most women orgasm through intercourse alone.

False. Sure, the penis is enough to get some girls off, but according to Dr. Elisabeth A. Lloyd, a philosopher of science and professor at Indiana University and author of “The Case of the Female Orgasm: Bias in the Science of Evolution,” only a small percentage of women experience orgasms often or very often during sexual intercourse. Stimulating the clitoris during intercourse greatly increases the chance of orgasm, due to the simple fact that the sole function of the clitoris is to induce sexual pleasure.

2. Black men have bigger penises.

True, according to a study mentioned by iVillage.com contributor Tracey Cox. The study, she says, states not only are Black guys’ penises bigger, but they’re thicker too. The study revealed the following stats: Asian men were smallest, averaging four inches to five and a half inches, Caucasians came next with six inches and the penises of Black men reportedly measured six and a half to eight inches long.

1. Green M&Ms make you horny.

False, unless they do. Then that’s totally awesome.

**dracula** · 06-10-2008

You forgot one......
This should be somewhere between 3 and 7.
Mike's mom isn't easy.......

**Bud** · 06-10-2008

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Originally Posted by dracula

Y
Mike's mom isn't easy.......

Says who?

**ob1** · 06-10-2008

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Thenders tastes like Valvoline....

Nice post 'ox, as always!

**dracula** · 06-10-2008

Thender's WHAT tastes like valvoline...????

**mike** · 06-10-2008

Bud, she isn't easy for you cause you don't have the damn courtesy to buy her a meal first!!!!

lilyvon schtupp · 06-10-2008

mikes mom said thender tasted more like quaker state

**Thender** · 06-10-2008

**dracula** · 06-10-2008

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Originally Posted by lilyvon schtupp

mikes mom said thender tasted more like quaker state

josh · 06-11-2008

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Originally Posted by 2ox

4. Semen is low-carb.

False. Semen is largely composed of fructose (sugar) and enzymes, so sticking to an oral sex-only diet in order to fit into that bikini is probably not a good idea this summer.

you could have lied about this one bro..

**dracula** · 06-11-2008

...been trying to convince the 'ol lady about that for years........

Dave · 06-11-2008

Thenzoil.

**dracula** · 06-11-2008

lilyvon schtupp · 06-11-2008

sugar isn't bad for you
as long as it isn't processed

**ob1** · 06-11-2008

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Originally Posted by Dave

Thenzoil.

**Thender** · 06-11-2008

You ought to try some, now it's "low carb"...

**dracula** · 06-11-2008

So ...that be 10w40?.....

**Thender** · 06-11-2008

Low-carb = 5W-30 Non-Detergent...

**dracula** · 06-11-2008

jpa · 06-12-2008

2ox · 06-12-2008

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Originally Posted by josh

you could have lied about this one bro..

try and use "Fat Free" as a selling point......seems to work for me

**ob1** · 06-12-2008

**dracula** · 06-12-2008

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Originally Posted by 2ox

try and use "Fat Free" as a selling point......seems to work for me

Low carb and No Trans Fats also helps a bit....

**Thender** · 06-12-2008

"I'll do the dishes tonight" works like a charm...

**dracula** · 06-12-2008

06-10-2008	#1
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,304.39 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	The Top Ten Sex Myths 10. Men are more promiscuous than women. False. Shocking to some women as it may be, a study published in The Journal of Sex Research that was conducted by Terri Fisher, an associate professor of psychology at Ohio State University’s Mansfield campus, and Michele Alexander, an assistant professor of psychology at the University of Maine, suggests that women may be just as promiscuous as men – they’re just not as open and honest about it. According to many surveys, men more often than not report engaging in sex at an earlier age and claim they have more sexual partners than women do. Fisher says, “Women (on the other hand) are more sensitive to social expectations for their sexual behavior and may be less than totally honest when asked about their behavior in some survey conditions.” 9. Women don’t like porn. False. A 2006 study carried out by researchers at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis measured brainwave activity of men and women as they viewed both erotic and non-erotic images and found that the female participant’s responses to pictures of partially clad couples posing seductively were similar to their male counterparts, proving that women like porn pics too. 8. Drinking pineapple juice can make your semen taste better. True, but there is no guarantee. While semen is considered scientifically neutral as it has a pH of 7.2 to 8.0 and is largely composed of fructose (sugar), many women complain that the taste of it is bitter and salty. This is largely because of what the man eats. Sperm is affected by what you eat, just like all secretions of the body. Many women have reported their man’s semen tasting better when they consume fruits that are high in natural sugars such as pineapple, papaya, cranberry, melons, mangos, apples and grapes, which offset the bitter taste. Thenders tastes like Valvoline.... 7. You can become addicted to web porn. True, but the risk is low. MensHealth.com reports that “only 1 percent of all people who check out internet porn will become addicted, but adds if you’re sporting a ring, be careful: 38 percent of addicts are married.” 6. Men think about sex every seven seconds. False. According to the Kinsey Institute, 54 percent of men think about sex every day or several times a day, 43 percent a few times per month or per week and 4 percent less than once a month. On a side note, the Kinsey Institute also reported that 19 percent of women think about sex every day or several times a day, 67 percent a few times per month or a few times per week and 14 percent less than once a month. 5. Men reach their sexual peak at 18 and women reach theirs at 28. True, to a certain extent. In regards to sexual hormones, a man’s testosterone peaks at age 18 and a woman’s estrogen in her mid to late 20s. “But peak hormones don’t mean peak sexual performance,” says Marc Goldstein, M.D., a professor of reproductive medicine and urology at Cornell University‘s Weill Medical College. 4. Semen is low-carb. False. Semen is largely composed of fructose (sugar) and enzymes, so sticking to an oral sex-only diet in order to fit into that bikini is probably not a good idea this summer. 3. Most women orgasm through intercourse alone. False. Sure, the penis is enough to get some girls off, but according to Dr. Elisabeth A. Lloyd, a philosopher of science and professor at Indiana University and author of “The Case of the Female Orgasm: Bias in the Science of Evolution,” only a small percentage of women experience orgasms often or very often during sexual intercourse. Stimulating the clitoris during intercourse greatly increases the chance of orgasm, due to the simple fact that the sole function of the clitoris is to induce sexual pleasure. 2. Black men have bigger penises. True, according to a study mentioned by iVillage.com contributor Tracey Cox. The study, she says, states not only are Black guys’ penises bigger, but they’re thicker too. The study revealed the following stats: Asian men were smallest, averaging four inches to five and a half inches, Caucasians came next with six inches and the penises of Black men reportedly measured six and a half to eight inches long. 1. Green M&Ms make you horny. False, unless they do. Then that’s totally awesome. __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

06-10-2008	#2
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 5,453 Throcks: 893.65 Thanks: 10,465 Thanked 14,288 Times in 3,286 Posts	Re: The Top Ten Sex Myths You forgot one...... This should be somewhere between 3 and 7. Mike's mom isn't easy....... __________________ I'm giving serious consideration...to eating your wife...Hannibal Lechter Last edited by dracula; 06-10-2008 at 10:51 AM.

06-10-2008	#5
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 5,453 Throcks: 893.65 Thanks: 10,465 Thanked 14,288 Times in 3,286 Posts	Re: The Top Ten Sex Myths Thender's WHAT tastes like valvoline...???? __________________ I'm giving serious consideration...to eating your wife...Hannibal Lechter

06-10-2008	#6
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,250 Throcks: 6,868.08 Thanks: 16,348 Thanked 9,655 Times in 2,236 Posts	Re: The Top Ten Sex Myths Bud, she isn't easy for you cause you don't have the damn courtesy to buy her a meal first!!!! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

06-10-2008	#7
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06-10-2008	#8
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06-11-2008	#11
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 5,453 Throcks: 893.65 Thanks: 10,465 Thanked 14,288 Times in 3,286 Posts	Re: The Top Ten Sex Myths ...been trying to convince the 'ol lady about that for years........ __________________ I'm giving serious consideration...to eating your wife...Hannibal Lechter

06-11-2008	#12
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06-11-2008	#14
lilyvon schtupp i ride the short bus because i'm Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky Posts: 1,730 Throcks: 2,733.92 Thanks: 72 Thanked 1,993 Times in 377 Posts	Re: The Top Ten Sex Myths sugar isn't bad for you as long as it isn't processed __________________ "We will NOT allow you to blaspheme The Monkees on this show!"- Todd

06-11-2008	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,118 Throcks: 9,404.25 Thanks: 14,867 Thanked 17,139 Times in 4,240 Posts	Re: The Top Ten Sex Myths You ought to try some, now it's "low carb"... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

06-11-2008	#17
dracula Your Mom hates you, she told me so.... Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45 Posts: 5,453 Throcks: 893.65 Thanks: 10,465 Thanked 14,288 Times in 3,286 Posts	Re: The Top Ten Sex Myths So ...that be 10w40?..... __________________ I'm giving serious consideration...to eating your wife...Hannibal Lechter

06-11-2008	#18
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06-12-2008	#20
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