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Who is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?"
"Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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... not bad
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Re: Who is God?

That's a new one...
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not bad at all !!
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Re: Who is God?

that's a new one on me. funny stuff!
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hahaha
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...good one
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