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| Murphy's Lesser Laws Murphy's Lesser Known Dictums... Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
__________________ I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there? I don't see any crab. Don't tell me. There were two crabs they work in pairs. - Hot Shots! |
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| Your Mom hates you, she told me so....     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45
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| Re: Murphy's Lesser Laws 
__________________  "I was provided with addtional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -Colonel Oliver North |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Murphy's Lesser Laws Yup... 
__________________  Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009  Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.  |
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| Re: Murphy's Lesser Laws affirmitive
__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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| jackson  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 49
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| Re: Murphy's Lesser Laws All so true |
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| i ride the short bus because i'm  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: counciltucky
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| Re: Murphy's Lesser Laws Quote:
__________________ He died at the age of 92 beneath my painting of Leonardo's Last Supper (now renamed The Last Cuppa) on the guest bedroom wall. He had a cup of tea at his lips held by my mother saying, "Buck up, Dad. You can't refuse a cup of tea. You've never refused a cup of tea in your life." He only did so the once.-- ralph steadman | |
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Murphy's Lesser Laws Don't press the yup's, pup... 
__________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. |
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