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| First Time Hunt 'Be very quiet' said the father to his son. The father and son were hunting together for the first time. The father said, 'Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field.' A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and quickly ran back to his son. 'What's wrong?' the father asked. 'I thought I told you to be quiet.' The boy, bless his heart, answered; 'Look dad, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, 'should we eat them here or take them with us?' 'Well, I guess I just panicked
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07-02-2008
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| Your Mom hates you, she told me so....     Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 45
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07-02-2008
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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07-03-2008
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__________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown |
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07-06-2008
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07-06-2008
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| BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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