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| 9 Words Women Use * Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it's true (1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. 'Five minutes' is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'nothing' usually end in 'fine'. (4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about 'nothing'. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of 'nothing'.) (6) That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . .. that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying 'SCREW YOU'! (9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use you guys memorize this
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use more....... Yeah, you can go out with your buddies...... a trap....don't go It's ok to go to the bar with your friends...... another trap...don't go No, I don't want anything........ You better buy her something You don't have to get me a present........ WARNING!!!! A ball losing trap if you fall for it...
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use Good additions, Drac... And Lilly, we don't memorize them, they come up every fricken day!!!! 
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use Those and MANY more on a regular basis.... 
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use so? guys do understand "the code"
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use We know it... We understand it... But, yet, we still get caught.... 
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use all ya gotta do is follow it, duh but now none of you have an excuse cux now i know you know what i'm sayin you know?
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use Yup... A women leaves me confused again.... They have the power...
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use The problem is men and women don't use the same dictionary..... 
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use All that I hear is Blah Blah Blahhhh |
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| Re: 9 Words Women Use Amen brother! 
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