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Old 08-08-2008   #1
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and you all wonder why the only action you get or see is with mike's mom??

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sorry mike - No matter how fixated on your mom you are - not every woman looks like your mom. And for the last time - I am not her!!
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so that's why I want to shoot myself every time I talk to you ??
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so that's why I want to shoot myself every time I talk to you ??
Like I said I try to make you feel like your mom does..
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