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| Logic Ray and Steve are sitting at their favorite bar drinking beer. Ray turns to Steve and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the University of Missouri and sign up for some classes". Steve agrees that it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Ray goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Ray says. "What's that?" The dean says, 'I'll show you. Do you own a weedeater?' "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." 'I'm not done,' the dean says. '\"Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I have a family." 'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weedeater." Excited to take the class now, Ray shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Steve at the bar. He tells Steve about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Steve says, "What's that?" Ray says, 'I'll show you. Do you have a weedeater?" "No." "Then you're a queer."
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| Re: Logic Oldie but a goody... 
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