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Old 01-25-2006   #326
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I have one here I bet no one will get. Hell, I'm probably the only one here who's seen this move, but here goes:

"I hope all your children have very small dicks! That includes the girls!"
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Old 01-25-2006   #327
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Talking How bout this ?

DEAN YAEGER

Dr. Venkman, we believe that the purpose of
science is to serve mankind. You, however,
seem to regard science as some kind of
"dodge" or "hustle." Your theories are the
worst kind of popular tripe, your methods
are sloppy and your conclusions are highly
questionable. You're a poor scientist, Dr.
Venkman, and you have no place in this
department or in this University.

VENKMAN
I see.
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Old 01-26-2006   #328
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The answer to mine is "Billy Madison" Try this one.

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Isn't that "Old School" with Hank the Tank?
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Old 01-26-2006   #330
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DEAN YAEGER

Dr. Venkman, we believe that the purpose of
science is to serve mankind. You, however,
seem to regard science as some kind of
"dodge" or "hustle." Your theories are the
worst kind of popular tripe, your methods
are sloppy and your conclusions are highly
questionable. You're a poor scientist, Dr.
Venkman, and you have no place in this
department or in this University.

VENKMAN
I see.

I believe it would be Ghostbusters.
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Isn't that "Old School" with Hank the Tank?
"Old School",yes.But its "Frank the Tank"
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Dammit.

Either way, it's Will Farrel, right?
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Sir,yes sir!
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Old 01-26-2006   #335
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Try this on for size:
"you cant get advice on how to hose a girl, from the girl your trying to hose!"

hint --sports movie!
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one more :)

If I'm wrong then nothing happens and you
toss us in the can. But if I'm right, and
if we can stop this thing ... Lenny ... let's
just say that you could save the lives of millions
of registered voters.
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If I'm wrong then nothing happens and you
toss us in the can. But if I'm right, and
if we can stop this thing ... Lenny ... let's
just say that you could save the lives of millions
of registered voters.
Ghostbusters 2...
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I thought that was Ghostbusters 1?
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Lenny was the mayor of New York.That was #2.
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Old 01-26-2006   #340
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the mayor wasnt in 2.....its from 1
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Yes he was.Google the movie.
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ok he was in 2 but the quote is from 1.....After they are arrested in #1 after dickhead EPA guy had their containment field shut down, they go to the mayors office with dickhead EPA guy, who gets relieved of duty at that time. Thats when Venkman makes the quote given.
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How sad are we.We are going to argue about a Ghostbuters movie.

In the first one,the only authority figure they really deal with is the judge.

Then in the second the mayor,after that quote basically gave them permission to do what they had to do,hence the Statue of Liberty scene.
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it is sad but fun!!!

Ghostbusters #1
The entire script.....4/5ths of the way down
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Sorry mike, but you are wrong:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087332/quotes

Ghostbuster 1
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Hey,who invited you, woman!!
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it is sad but fun!!!

Ghostbusters #1
The entire script.....4/5ths of the way down

Ok,you did the digging,I concede.
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