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teamriot38 · 07-13-2005

After the bathwater drinker(I Love You's Topic), ob1 put up a romeo and juliet like post to woo J-Dol

I think that we should have a forum for classic and great pick up lines. And please use your own descression to keep them as cheesy as possible.

you tired baby, cause you've been runnin through my mind.
Washing your pants with windex....cause i can see myself in them.
Girl you give me pac-man fever, ahm,ahm,ahm (Thanks Dave Chappelle)

**mike** · 07-13-2005

Black Tony could fill up this page.He knows them all,or has at one time or another used them. B) :laugh:

teamriot38 · 07-13-2005

good point, some guys could fill an afternoon on this thread.

teamriot38 · 07-13-2005

'If I told you that you had a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little.' (Zap Brannagan from the old show Futurama)

Not really a pick up line but funnier than sh!t

**ob1** · 07-13-2005

You have the whitest teeth I have ever 'come' across.

teamriot38 · 07-13-2005

You know what would look good on you......ME!

Nice shirt I think I saw it wadded up on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

**ob1** · 07-13-2005

You have nice legs...what time do they open?

JDol · 07-13-2005

I had to post on this - my pick up line:

Let's Have Sex.

teamriot38 · 07-13-2005

:)

good one

That one usually will work for females

I'm a hockey player so I'm kinda fond of 'Tonight do you wanna give me two minutes for high sticking or roughing'

Post edited by: teamriot38, at: 2005/07/13 14:25

teamriot38 · 07-13-2005

You had me at Let's

haha
Just Playin
'Heaven must be callin, there's an angel missing'

teamriot38 · 07-13-2005

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. (Family Guy)

Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen

**Thender** · 07-13-2005

Why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up! :laugh:

**mike** · 07-13-2005

ok I'll bite. This is a Black Tony one I remember.Maynot be word for word.'Are you retarded?Because I think you are special.' B)

**ob1** · 07-13-2005

If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

**ob1** · 07-13-2005

I am really not this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

**ob1** · 07-13-2005

I'd like to kiss you lovingly on your lips...then move up to your belly button.

**mike** · 07-13-2005

Ain't heard that one.I like it! B) :laugh:

zmatt71 · 07-13-2005

Want to take a ride in my Beemer?

AMF

**ob1** · 07-13-2005

My face is leaving in 10 minutes....be on it.

TNT_Tony · 07-13-2005

Let's go behind that rock and get a little bolder.

msquared · 07-14-2005

does your shirt have a tag on it (look at tag) I knew that you were made in heaven

**Thender** · 07-14-2005

This thread is good at one thing, and that is producing corn. ;) :laugh:

TNT_Tony · 07-14-2005

Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

**mike** · 07-15-2005

thender wrote:

Quote:

This thread is good at one thing, and that is producing corn. ;) :laugh:

And cheese. B)

Dave · 07-15-2005

[setting - Wishbones Dance Hall - Columbus]
[band - Jetison Eddy, or Wakefield]

Dave: Hey girl... would you like to dance?
Girl #1-17: No
Dave: Oh, did I say 'dance'?, I said you looked fat in those pants!

07-13-2005	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,882.02 Thanks: 5,338 Thanked 2,229 Times in 547 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines Black Tony could fill up this page.He knows them all,or has at one time or another used them. B) :laugh: __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

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teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625 Throcks: 254.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines good point, some guys could fill an afternoon on this thread. __________________ bye

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teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625 Throcks: 254.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines 'If I told you that you had a nice body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little.' (Zap Brannagan from the old show Futurama) Not really a pick up line but funnier than sh!t __________________ bye

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ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.66 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines You have the whitest teeth I have ever 'come' across. __________________ "Hey, great..."

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teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625 Throcks: 254.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines You know what would look good on you......ME! Nice shirt I think I saw it wadded up on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. __________________ bye

07-13-2005	#1
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625 Throcks: 254.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Best Pick Up Lines After the bathwater drinker(I Love You's Topic), ob1 put up a romeo and juliet like post to woo J-Dol I think that we should have a forum for classic and great pick up lines. And please use your own descression to keep them as cheesy as possible. you tired baby, cause you've been runnin through my mind. Washing your pants with windex....cause i can see myself in them. Girl you give me pac-man fever, ahm,ahm,ahm (Thanks Dave Chappelle) __________________ bye

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ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.66 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines You have nice legs...what time do they open? __________________ "Hey, great..."

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JDol Official KEZO Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 67 Throcks: 230.92 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines I had to post on this - my pick up line: Let's Have Sex. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

07-13-2005	#9
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625 Throcks: 254.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines :) good one That one usually will work for females I'm a hockey player so I'm kinda fond of 'Tonight do you wanna give me two minutes for high sticking or roughing' Post edited by: teamriot38, at: 2005/07/13 14:25 __________________ bye

07-13-2005	#10
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625 Throcks: 254.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines You had me at Let's haha Just Playin 'Heaven must be callin, there's an angel missing' __________________ bye

07-13-2005	#11
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625 Throcks: 254.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic I'm good at math, U+I=69 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. (Family Guy) Your daddy must have been a baker because you've got the hottest buns I've ever seen __________________ bye

07-13-2005	#12
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,031.34 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,320 Times in 1,399 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines Why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up! :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-13-2005	#13
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,882.02 Thanks: 5,338 Thanked 2,229 Times in 547 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines ok I'll bite. This is a Black Tony one I remember.Maynot be word for word.'Are you retarded?Because I think you are special.' B) __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

07-13-2005	#14
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.66 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? __________________ "Hey, great..."

07-13-2005	#15
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.66 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines I am really not this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet. __________________ "Hey, great..."

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07-13-2005	#16
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.66 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines I'd like to kiss you lovingly on your lips...then move up to your belly button. __________________ "Hey, great..."

07-13-2005	#17
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,464 Throcks: 4,882.02 Thanks: 5,338 Thanked 2,229 Times in 547 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines Ain't heard that one.I like it! B) :laugh: __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

07-13-2005	#18
zmatt71 TnTU Sophomore Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 59 Throcks: 235.13 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines Want to take a ride in my Beemer? AMF __________________

07-13-2005	#19
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,380 Throcks: 1,477.66 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 1,429 Times in 317 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines My face is leaving in 10 minutes....be on it. __________________ "Hey, great..."

07-13-2005	#20
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,584 Throcks: 1,311.60 Thanks: 32 Thanked 904 Times in 190 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines Let's go behind that rock and get a little bolder. __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

07-14-2005	#21
msquared Frotch Central Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 325 Throcks: 245.45 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines does your shirt have a tag on it (look at tag) I knew that you were made in heaven __________________ "I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard." William Lloyd Garrison

07-14-2005	#22
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 20,505 Throcks: 4,031.34 Thanks: 4,747 Thanked 5,320 Times in 1,399 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines This thread is good at one thing, and that is producing corn. ;) :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

07-14-2005	#23
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,584 Throcks: 1,311.60 Thanks: 32 Thanked 904 Times in 190 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world. __________________ "He's gonna take you back to the past..... and play these shi**y games that suck ass."

07-15-2005	#25
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,238 Throcks: 3,220.38 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 691 Times in 158 Posts	Re:Best Pick Up Lines [setting - Wishbones Dance Hall - Columbus] [band - Jetison Eddy, or Wakefield] Dave: Hey girl... would you like to dance? Girl #1-17: No Dave: Oh, did I say 'dance'?, I said you looked fat in those pants! __________________ Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire