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boobear · 08-19-2005

Logan wrote:

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TNT_Tony wrote:

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^^'So, I'm a loser and my mom is banging my friends and she did a bunch of them all at the same time'

That line includes you, boobear.

boobear always gets to be first too. it's not fair!

Sorry, Sugar. Sloppy seconds, thirds, fouths and fifths ain't my style.

I know this is the 'Bitch' thread but I wanted to give you guys some props. I laugh out loud at least 5 to 6 times a day reading all of your guys' stuff. So here's to the Bored Bastards; a toast, a reach around and a spank on the ass.

P.S. If you guys ever need a tambourine player or a hot chick to dress half-naked and be your 'groupie', you know where to find me. Hugs and Kisses. Love ya, Sarah ;)

**mike** · 08-19-2005

Cool.What do you say guys?Can she be our 'groupie'?I vote yes. B) :P

**Thender** · 08-19-2005

Hell yes! Her tambourine would make a great companion to my bass triangle! And she could dress half naked ta-boot!

Now all we need is a funky midget.... How about Tony's mom's girl friend? :laugh:

**ob1** · 08-19-2005

Boo, you keep spankin' me and you can do whatever you want. ;)

It's a unanimous vote! BB is our tamb player and eye-candy. B)

TNT_Tony · 08-20-2005

thender wrote:

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Now all we need is a funky midget.... How about Tony's mom's girl friend? :laugh:

'So, I'm a loser and I'm hanging with my loser friends and we did a bunch of loser things'

**mike** · 08-20-2005

Tony,that doesn't answer the question,is your mom's midget friend free? B)

**Thender** · 08-20-2005

Well, Free is such a loose term.... The midget is not free while I have her tied up with your mom's nylons... :laugh:

**mike** · 08-20-2005

TONY!!!! I thought we had this coversation about hiding the nylons. B) ;)

**ob1** · 08-21-2005

Tony, your mom's little friend is such a nice gal...she walked right up to me and said 'Gee, your hair smells terrific.' B)

**Thender** · 08-21-2005

^

Damn Ob1! That had me rolling on the floor! :laugh: The midget thought it was funny to... But Tony's mom didn't get it. But of course, her monkey is bald. :P

**ob1** · 08-21-2005

^ :laugh:

Bald Monkey (yet another TnTU great band name) ;)

**Thender** · 08-21-2005

I'll go along with that! :laugh:

**mike** · 08-21-2005

I'll go ahead and make it unanimous. B)

**ob1** · 08-21-2005

^Noted and added to the band name thread. ;)

**Thender** · 08-21-2005

It's a unanimous vote of three! :laugh:

boobear · 08-22-2005

ob1 wrote:

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Boo, you keep spankin' me and you can do whatever you want. ;)

It's a unanimous vote! BB is our tamb player and eye-candy. B)

Sweet. I'll start practing my tambourine skills, my slutty dressing skills and my spanking guys skills.

Also, if it helps, I have twin midget aunts. Seriously.

**mike** · 08-22-2005

Uh-oh guys,we might have an entourage. B) ;)

**Thender** · 08-26-2005

Cool! :laugh:

**Thender** · 08-27-2005

By the way.... I nailed Tony's Mom last night.... Took a big hammer, but I did it! :laugh:

**mike** · 08-27-2005

About time you showed up with that hammer.I was wondering how long I'd be wedged in her. B) ;) :P

**Thender** · 08-27-2005

Sorry.... :( Just glad I could get that wedge pulled out of your butt. :laugh:

**mike** · 08-27-2005

Damn,I think it started to grow roots!! B) :P

**Thender** · 08-27-2005

Ouch!

**mike** · 08-27-2005

Your telling me.Didn't help it was getting that natural fertilizer. B) ;)

**Thender** · 08-27-2005

:x :x :x :laugh: :x

08-19-2005	#52
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 14,468 Throcks: 7,076.40 Thanks: 10,522 Thanked 6,094 Times in 1,453 Posts	Re:Ob1 -Thender - Mike -TnT Tony Bitch Thread Cool.What do you say guys?Can she be our 'groupie'?I vote yes. B) :P __________________ "When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

08-19-2005	#53
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,770 Throcks: 6,702.80 Thanks: 9,519 Thanked 11,428 Times in 2,892 Posts	Re:Ob1 -Thender - Mike -TnT Tony Bitch Thread Hell yes! Her tambourine would make a great companion to my bass triangle! And she could dress half naked ta-boot! Now all we need is a funky midget.... How about Tony's mom's girl friend? :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-19-2005	#54
ob1 Happy All Hallow's Eve! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,011 Throcks: 1,990.47 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 2,050 Times in 425 Posts	Re:Ob1 -Thender - Mike -TnT Tony Bitch Thread Boo, you keep spankin' me and you can do whatever you want. ;) It's a unanimous vote! BB is our tamb player and eye-candy. B) __________________

08-20-2005	#56
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 14,468 Throcks: 7,076.40 Thanks: 10,522 Thanked 6,094 Times in 1,453 Posts	Re:Ob1 -Thender - Mike -TnT Tony Bitch Thread Tony,that doesn't answer the question,is your mom's midget friend free? B) __________________ "When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

08-20-2005	#57
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,770 Throcks: 6,702.80 Thanks: 9,519 Thanked 11,428 Times in 2,892 Posts	Re:Ob1 -Thender - Mike -TnT Tony Bitch Thread Well, Free is such a loose term.... The midget is not free while I have her tied up with your mom's nylons... :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-21-2005	#59
ob1 Happy All Hallow's Eve! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,011 Throcks: 1,990.47 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 2,050 Times in 425 Posts	Re:Ob1 -Thender - Mike -TnT Tony Bitch Thread Tony, your mom's little friend is such a nice gal...she walked right up to me and said 'Gee, your hair smells terrific.' B) __________________

08-22-2005	#67
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 14,468 Throcks: 7,076.40 Thanks: 10,522 Thanked 6,094 Times in 1,453 Posts	Re:Ob1 -Thender - Mike -TnT Tony Bitch Thread Uh-oh guys,we might have an entourage. B) ;) __________________ "When you are young, you are a fool to use drugs, when your old, you are a fool not to !!"- Craig Evans

08-26-2005	#68
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,770 Throcks: 6,702.80 Thanks: 9,519 Thanked 11,428 Times in 2,892 Posts	Re:Ob1 -Thender - Mike -TnT Tony Bitch Thread Cool! :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

08-27-2005	#69
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 22,770 Throcks: 6,702.80 Thanks: 9,519 Thanked 11,428 Times in 2,892 Posts	Re:Ob1 -Thender - Mike -TnT Tony Bitch Thread By the way.... I nailed Tony's Mom last night.... Took a big hammer, but I did it! :laugh: __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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