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boobear · 09-21-2005

^Logan, I have known guys who name their penises. Examples: 'spitter', various military ranks and Lil' followed by their name. I lost my virginity at 15 on a futon chair, in a walk-in closet, in a basement of a beer party.

reideen1313 · 09-21-2005

boobear wrote:

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^Logan, I have known guys who name their penises. Examples: 'spitter', various military ranks and Lil' followed by their name.

That's just stupid. I allow my penis to speak for itself. If it wants a name, it'll tell me. ;)

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I lost my virginity at 15 on a futon chair, in a walk-in closet, in a basement of a beer party.

:laugh: That was you? :silly:

AcuraChic · 09-21-2005

I had a guy that I was just fooling around with one nite call his penis some name...I dont even remember what it was...but like I just looked at him n was like huh? and then it clicked n I knew what he was talkin about so I just got up n went back out n took another shot...and a few of my friends have been with a few guys that have given it a name...So some strange guys do

Not sure about a sex position but I know its fun in the water!~!!;)

teamriot38 · 09-21-2005

Water is good, shower is awesome!

No I haven't named my unit, but I'm always 'up' for suggestions!

I must have been a late bloomer or something, cause I'm a (16 on the big trampoline in buddies yard).

Basement beer party? Must have been the best 2 minutes ever.

**mike** · 09-21-2005

boobear wrote:

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^Logan, I have known guys who name their penises. Examples: 'spitter', various military ranks and Lil' followed by their name. I lost my virginity at 15 on a futon chair, in a walk-in closet, in a basement of a beer party.

OK boo,being ex military,if the guy does that,he has issues.I do not name a damn thing.Hell,I didn't even name my fish and frogs.No reason.Let the action speak for itself.B)

As for water,definitely not,unless its a shower,lakes don't work.B)

**ob1** · 09-21-2005

I call him Stanley, as in the power drill. B)

I lost my 'ginity at the old age of 18.

TNT_Tony · 09-21-2005

boobear wrote:

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I lost my virginity at 15 on a futon chair, in a walk-in closet, in a basement of a beer party.

Naughty, Naughty! ;)

Post edited by: TNT_Tony, at: 2005/09/21 22:40

MMM · 09-22-2005

Do you believe this:
Italian researchers found that women who ate chocolate on a daily basis had higher libidos than those who didn't. They also found that chocolate-fed women had better sexual arousal and more sexual satisfaction. Their scientific conclusion: The craving of choice for many women has some real benefits for our sex lives.

**mike** · 09-22-2005

I could be a real pig right now but I won't, M.B)

MMM · 09-22-2005

Oh go ahead - I won't hold it against you.. I had refrained from entering this thread on purpose -but I did join in.. so...

**Thender** · 09-22-2005

^^ All I can say to those Italianos is BS! It doesn't work. Now beer is a different story.... B)

**mike** · 09-22-2005

OK M,I warned you. chocolate fed women=fat chicks.Fat chicks=looser women..etc.. I told you,I warned you.B)

**Thender** · 09-22-2005

Damn! There is mom joke here.... But I'll stay on topic... B)

MMM · 09-22-2005

I was just curious... didn't say I do that..

Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/09/22 07:12

**mike** · 09-22-2005

I never said there weren't exceptions to the rule.;) B)

Logan · 09-26-2005

chocolate+beer+mmm=multiple orgasms

teamriot38 · 09-26-2005

Logan wrote:

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chocolate+beer+mmm=multiple orgasms

all that + logan = multiple fake orgasms;) :P

boobear · 09-26-2005

Do guys really fake orgasms?

teamriot38 · 09-26-2005

NO! End of discussion and any guy that says that he has should be taken out back and beaten with daves ban hammer. If you fake an orgasm, end of sex! What good comes from that?

Post edited by: teamriot38, at: 2005/09/26 13:53

boobear · 09-26-2005

That is a very definitive NO. I dated a guy who told me that he dated this girl who was horrible in bed. He compared her to a dead fish. He would have to fake it and 'finish' himself in the bathroom. And no, the girl is not me. I'm a total hell cat in the sack.

I will admit, I have faked it a couple times. Some guys are really sensitive about getting the girl off. If they don't, it will bruise their ego and the girl ends up taking the blame or consoling him. It's a lot easier to just fake it and finish youself after he falls asleep.

Speaking of that, why do guys fall alseep right after? When I'm done, I'm ready to either go again or go out.

**mike** · 09-26-2005

teamriot38 wrote:

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NO! End of discussion and any guy that says that he has should be taken out back and beaten with daves ban hammer. If you fake an orgasm, end of sex! What good comes from that?<br><br>Post edited by: teamriot38, at: 2005/09/26 13:53

ABSOLUTELY (sorry about the caps) no damn way in hell a guy can fake it.Cannot be done.B)

teamriot38 · 09-26-2005

Picture this:

When you shake up a beer and open it. After it explodes and spews everywhere, it's done. It's kinda like our sperm is our energy source. That's why some athletes will not have sex the day before or of a game. If you release, you lose testosterone and energy. Basically if you blow your load, all you wanna do is take a nap and eat cheetos. :)

boobear · 09-26-2005

By the way, 'Dave's Ban Hammer' is either a band name or a sex position.

boobear · 09-26-2005

Note to self: Buy a case of Cheetos ;)

teamriot38 · 09-26-2005

make sure you get the puffs!
While you're at the grocery store, were almost out of whip cream. I'm putting the more water in the ice cube trays, and washing the sheets later.

;) back at ya!

09-21-2005	#26
boobear Did ya miss me? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 585 Throcks: 362.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice ^Logan, I have known guys who name their penises. Examples: 'spitter', various military ranks and Lil' followed by their name. I lost my virginity at 15 on a futon chair, in a walk-in closet, in a basement of a beer party. __________________ You all thought you could get rid of me so easily. Think again because I am back and ready for some all night, sweaty, kinky lovin' and

09-21-2005	#28
AcuraChic TnTU Grade School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 13 Throcks: 350.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice I had a guy that I was just fooling around with one nite call his penis some name...I dont even remember what it was...but like I just looked at him n was like huh? and then it clicked n I knew what he was talkin about so I just got up n went back out n took another shot...and a few of my friends have been with a few guys that have given it a name...So some strange guys do Not sure about a sex position but I know its fun in the water!~!!;)

09-21-2005	#29
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 642 Throcks: 383.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice Water is good, shower is awesome! No I haven't named my unit, but I'm always 'up' for suggestions! I must have been a late bloomer or something, cause I'm a (16 on the big trampoline in buddies yard). Basement beer party? Must have been the best 2 minutes ever. __________________ bye

09-21-2005	#31
ob1 Solid....Solid As Barack! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,171 Throcks: 2,604.07 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 2,975 Times in 585 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice I call him Stanley, as in the power drill. B) I lost my 'ginity at the old age of 18. __________________ Ban the lizards!

09-22-2005	#33
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice Do you believe this: Italian researchers found that women who ate chocolate on a daily basis had higher libidos than those who didn't. They also found that chocolate-fed women had better sexual arousal and more sexual satisfaction. Their scientific conclusion: The craving of choice for many women has some real benefits for our sex lives. __________________

09-22-2005	#34
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,113 Throcks: 7,366.27 Thanks: 15,277 Thanked 9,070 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice I could be a real pig right now but I won't, M.B) __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

09-22-2005	#35
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice Oh go ahead - I won't hold it against you.. I had refrained from entering this thread on purpose -but I did join in.. so... __________________

09-22-2005	#36
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 23,883 Throcks: 9,060.21 Thanks: 13,906 Thanked 16,193 Times in 4,005 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice ^^ All I can say to those Italianos is BS! It doesn't work. Now beer is a different story.... B) __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-22-2005	#37
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,113 Throcks: 7,366.27 Thanks: 15,277 Thanked 9,070 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice OK M,I warned you. chocolate fed women=fat chicks.Fat chicks=looser women..etc.. I told you,I warned you.B) __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

09-22-2005	#38
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 23,883 Throcks: 9,060.21 Thanks: 13,906 Thanked 16,193 Times in 4,005 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice Damn! There is mom joke here.... But I'll stay on topic... B) __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

09-22-2005	#39
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,206.42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice I was just curious... didn't say I do that.. Post edited by: mmm, at: 2005/09/22 07:12 __________________

09-22-2005	#40
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,113 Throcks: 7,366.27 Thanks: 15,277 Thanked 9,070 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice I never said there weren't exceptions to the rule.;) B) __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

09-26-2005	#41
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 781 Throcks: 375.73 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice chocolate+beer+mmm=multiple orgasms

09-26-2005	#43
boobear Did ya miss me? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 585 Throcks: 362.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice Do guys really fake orgasms? __________________ You all thought you could get rid of me so easily. Think again because I am back and ready for some all night, sweaty, kinky lovin' and

09-26-2005	#44
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 642 Throcks: 383.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice NO! End of discussion and any guy that says that he has should be taken out back and beaten with daves ban hammer. If you fake an orgasm, end of sex! What good comes from that? Post edited by: teamriot38, at: 2005/09/26 13:53 __________________ bye

09-26-2005	#45
boobear Did ya miss me? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 585 Throcks: 362.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice That is a very definitive NO. I dated a guy who told me that he dated this girl who was horrible in bed. He compared her to a dead fish. He would have to fake it and 'finish' himself in the bathroom. And no, the girl is not me. I'm a total hell cat in the sack. I will admit, I have faked it a couple times. Some guys are really sensitive about getting the girl off. If they don't, it will bruise their ego and the girl ends up taking the blame or consoling him. It's a lot easier to just fake it and finish youself after he falls asleep. Speaking of that, why do guys fall alseep right after? When I'm done, I'm ready to either go again or go out. __________________ You all thought you could get rid of me so easily. Think again because I am back and ready for some all night, sweaty, kinky lovin' and

09-26-2005	#47
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 642 Throcks: 383.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice Picture this: When you shake up a beer and open it. After it explodes and spews everywhere, it's done. It's kinda like our sperm is our energy source. That's why some athletes will not have sex the day before or of a game. If you release, you lose testosterone and energy. Basically if you blow your load, all you wanna do is take a nap and eat cheetos. :) __________________ bye

09-26-2005	#48
boobear Did ya miss me? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 585 Throcks: 362.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice By the way, 'Dave's Ban Hammer' is either a band name or a sex position. __________________ You all thought you could get rid of me so easily. Think again because I am back and ready for some all night, sweaty, kinky lovin' and

09-26-2005	#49
boobear Did ya miss me? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 585 Throcks: 362.71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice Note to self: Buy a case of Cheetos ;) __________________ You all thought you could get rid of me so easily. Think again because I am back and ready for some all night, sweaty, kinky lovin' and

09-26-2005	#50
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 642 Throcks: 383.19 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re:Relationship/Sex Advice make sure you get the puffs! While you're at the grocery store, were almost out of whip cream. I'm putting the more water in the ice cube trays, and washing the sheets later. ;) back at ya! __________________ bye

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