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Old 11-24-2005   #1
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Will you fall prey to the over hyped commercialization of our beloved xmas? Or will you go out of your way to make the holiday extra special for that special someone?

and blow-up dolls don't count mike!!
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Old 11-25-2005   #2
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I work until 8 in the morning, but I was thinking about getting some coffee and going to the mall or The Mart to see some chaos.
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To those of you who are actually going out this morning to find deals. I would just like to say good luck!
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Will you fall prey to the over hyped commercialization of our beloved xmas? Or will you go out of your way to make the holiday extra special for that special someone?

and blow-up dolls don't count mike!!
Well I know I need to get M another whip.Her original is kinda unusable now.And why have a blow up doll,when you can have the real thing on Park Ave?Just take off the 14 sweatshirts she's wearing.
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It would not be x-mas without over-commercialization.

I say new socks and underwear for EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So did anyone actually go out this morning looking for bargains?
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My wife and mother-in-law went out in the swarming mass of shoppers today. They started at 6 am and came back around 2 pm.

It was a zoo everywhere they went.

I remained in the safety of my home with the kids.
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Busiest I have ever seen it, I have never seen my parking lot so full, it was great, as an added bonus people spent a lot of money, some of my stores beat last years sales by noon!!!!!!!!
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Busiest I have ever seen it, I have never seen my parking lot so full, it was great, as an added bonus people spent a lot of money, some of my stores beat last years sales by noon!!!!!!!!
Your stores?
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I manage a shopping center so my stores!
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I manage a shopping center so my stores!

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Nice Ace Ventura reference, TT.

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If boo hooked up with Kermit, we could say she has a frog in her throat.
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If boo hooked up with Kermit, we could say she has a frog in her throat.
lmao!! but would the pig be jealous? tune in next time, same bat time same bat channel....
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lmao!! but would the pig be jealous? tune in next time, same bat time same bat channel....
Holy rocky montains, Batman!
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I wonder if Kerm's sperm is green...
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Let's go straight to the expert on it....2ox?? How 'bout it?
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Swamp Water Green.
But no more tadpoles swimming about. They've been cut off at the pass.
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There you have it.Straight from the medical books.
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Thanks for the sperm check, 2ox.

How are your testes holding up? I mean that as a sincere inquiry in a totally heterosexual way.
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Heterosexually speaking of course Ob1, I didnt realize a scrotum could be so many shades of purple at the same time. Other than that, all the horror stories I heard building up to the big event (pardon the pun) were just that, stories.
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