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Dave · 12-08-2005

Write a poem of why you lust for the Todd and Tyler Show, and MMM will judge one to be the best, and you'll get a free 2006 Todd and Tyler Calendar Girl Calender, SIGNED!

Poem contest ends midnight 12/16/2005

TNT_Tony · 12-09-2005

I like the Todd & Tyler show because it really doesn't blow.
I like the way that Craig does the news, none of his stories make me blow a fuse.
Jeremy does a good job as a producer, when he was with Jessica he probably tried to suduce her.
Travis does sports well, he shouldn't go to hell.
The show is funny everyday so what else can I say?

(cut...print...crap)

Dave · 12-09-2005

That's my favorite so far!

mike · 12-09-2005

There was this radio show from Nantucket.....

ahh,nevermind.

MMM · 12-09-2005

C'mon guys.. You can do better than that...

2ox · 12-09-2005

a haiku by 2ox

tntu rocks
an unauthorized sploogefest
get me a towel

for the contest...replace tntu with z92

teamriot38 · 12-09-2005

***snaps fingers***

Dave · 12-09-2005

I was hoping for a haiku!

(wait.. did that stick to the tape?)

mike · 12-09-2005

Where's my mullet??(*slap me for the flashback*)

TNT_Tony · 12-09-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave

That's my favorite so far!

Gee thanks!....Hey, wait a minute!

ob1 · 12-10-2005

I'm working on one but I left it at work. I will post it sometime on Monday.

ob1 · 12-12-2005

Todd n Tyler are simply the best.
The rest, of course, is no contest.
Their morning show is second to none
'Cause the Z boys know how to Git-r-done.

With Tyler at the helm, and Todd at his side
They make the other morning shows run and hide.
And let us not forget the French Toast Sticks
Playing gay songs to give us some kicks.

Trav does sports, Craig has the news,
And Doc Ed is there for medical views.
We've got Shawn Gnandt, J. Medicine Hat,
And Black Tony - he is one "kool" cat.

Colleen is good lookin', Geno is cookin',
And Prodigy is busy bookin'.
Midget Brian, Clete, and Higgins too-
I luv the whole TnT crew.

And last but not least there's
The Guy Banging Craig's Mother.
Everyone on the morning show
Makes the show like no other.

mike · 12-12-2005

Not bad ob1.

2ox · 12-12-2005

showoff!!

MMM · 12-12-2005

ob1 - It looks great!!

teamriot38 · 12-12-2005

did this one over the weekend. It came suprisingly easy for me

THE BITCH GOT OUT OF HAND

When I woke this morning and I rolled out of bed,
I had a rash, but it’s Wednesday! So I call Doc. Ed.
I hit the dial real early, and I just can’t resist,
Listening to the guys piss, moan, and bitch.

Nothing wakes me up, like Doc Ed prescribing lube,
And we are all getting jealous, of today’s feeding tube.
One likes the Steelers, the other rolls a joint,
Talking for hours, occasionally making a point.

Trav stumbles in, scratching his sack,
Bragging about, his freshly waxed back.
Sports is the topic, and trav reads the news,
Nothings more fun, then when the huskers lose.

Jeremy gets punished for not screening a call,
Then he gets ragged on, by our beloved J-Dol.
When Jeremy’s not kissing Craig, or shooting a deer,
He’s a French toast stick, watching Maine, drinking a beer.

The top 10,000 songs, won’t be done for years,
Gnandt will still be in Columbus, shedding his tears.
The round table laughs, cause his misfortune is funny,
But at least he didn’t get drunk and rub up on a tranny.

Last but not least, Craig gives me the facts,
Not letting one pit bull story fall through the cracks.
A teacher banging a student is always the best,
MMM still won’t have sex with you, so give it a rest!

The calendar girls still brighten my day,
And Craig’s mom’s lover is still bangin’ away.
I love TnT, and this poem is mine,
I’ll close it by saying “Now that bitch is fine!”

Happy Holidays,
Cody

ob1 · 12-12-2005

Nice one, riot!

mike · 12-12-2005

Good job 'riot!

teamriot38 · 12-12-2005

thanks guys, i would like to get lots of feedback on good and bad stuff for this one. I actually put alot of thought into this one.

TNT_Tony · 12-13-2005

Those are both a hell of a lot better than mine.

MMM · 12-14-2005

Wow - this will be hard to decide.

Logan · 12-16-2005

i do my best to listen to todd-n-tyler almost every day
trav is a dick, craig's ex wife is hot, and jeremy is obviously gay
craigs mom's lover is hilarious when he releases his rath
i hope that higgins calls in the next time he's taking a bath
their guests and interviews are top quality and revealing
i wonder how many christmas presents black tony will be stealing
i try to call the show a few times a week to call trav a dick
whatever you do never bet on prodigy's pick
one of my favorite in studio guests is jay medicine hat
have you seen james the giant peach? god damn he's fat
i love it when craig ends a story with "he's dead"
i wish duke were still alive to call tyler "bucket head"
todd is intelligent and appearently knows a lot
i wonder how coherent he is after 3 bowls of pot
so much for my poem about the todd-n-tyler show
have you ever met hoops mom? man, she can really blow

mike · 12-16-2005

Nice one,Logan.I like it!

Dave · 12-16-2005

Tonight's the last night to get your entries in!

TNT_Tony · 12-17-2005

It's way past midnight. Who is the winner?

12-08-2005	#1
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	Free Calendar Contest - Poems! Write a poem of why you lust for the Todd and Tyler Show, and MMM will judge one to be the best, and you'll get a free 2006 Todd and Tyler Calendar Girl Calender, SIGNED! Poem contest ends midnight 12/16/2005 __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

12-09-2005	#2
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,211	I like the Todd & Tyler show because it really doesn't blow. I like the way that Craig does the news, none of his stories make me blow a fuse. Jeremy does a good job as a producer, when he was with Jessica he probably tried to suduce her. Travis does sports well, he shouldn't go to hell. The show is funny everyday so what else can I say? (cut...print...crap) __________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere." Last edited by TNT_Tony; 12-09-2005 at 02:10 AM.

12-09-2005	#3
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	That's my favorite so far! __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

12-09-2005	#4
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	There was this radio show from Nantucket..... ahh,nevermind. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

12-09-2005	#6
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,312	a haiku by 2ox tntu rocks an unauthorized sploogefest get me a towel for the contest...replace tntu with z92 __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves" Last edited by 2ox; 12-09-2005 at 11:32 AM.

12-09-2005	#5
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	C'mon guys.. You can do better than that...

12-09-2005	#7
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625	*snaps fingers* __________________ bye

12-10-2005	#11
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	I'm working on one but I left it at work. I will post it sometime on Monday.

12-12-2005	#12
ob1 Sith Chef Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: CBIA Age: 38 Posts: 5,813	Todd n Tyler are simply the best. The rest, of course, is no contest. Their morning show is second to none 'Cause the Z boys know how to Git-r-done. With Tyler at the helm, and Todd at his side They make the other morning shows run and hide. And let us not forget the French Toast Sticks Playing gay songs to give us some kicks. Trav does sports, Craig has the news, And Doc Ed is there for medical views. We've got Shawn Gnandt, J. Medicine Hat, And Black Tony - he is one "kool" cat. Colleen is good lookin', Geno is cookin', And Prodigy is busy bookin'. Midget Brian, Clete, and Higgins too- I luv the whole TnT crew. And last but not least there's The Guy Banging Craig's Mother. Everyone on the morning show Makes the show like no other.

12-12-2005	#13
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Not bad ob1. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

12-12-2005	#14
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,312	showoff!! __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

12-12-2005	#18
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Good job 'riot! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

12-13-2005	#20
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,211	Those are both a hell of a lot better than mine. __________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

12-14-2005	#21
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	Wow - this will be hard to decide.

12-16-2005	#22
Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 764	i do my best to listen to todd-n-tyler almost every day trav is a dick, craig's ex wife is hot, and jeremy is obviously gay craigs mom's lover is hilarious when he releases his rath i hope that higgins calls in the next time he's taking a bath their guests and interviews are top quality and revealing i wonder how many christmas presents black tony will be stealing i try to call the show a few times a week to call trav a dick whatever you do never bet on prodigy's pick one of my favorite in studio guests is jay medicine hat have you seen james the giant peach? god damn he's fat i love it when craig ends a story with "he's dead" i wish duke were still alive to call tyler "bucket head" todd is intelligent and appearently knows a lot i wonder how coherent he is after 3 bowls of pot so much for my poem about the todd-n-tyler show have you ever met hoops mom? man, she can really blow

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12-16-2005	#23
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Nice one,Logan.I like it! __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

12-17-2005	#25
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 5,211	It's way past midnight. Who is the winner? __________________ "And don't even think about stealing it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."