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2ox · 01-11-2006

Try this first!

MMM · 01-11-2006

Ok.. My advice..

Forget the sweater.. I was never attracted to a guy because he wore a sweater. Look nice and be polite... but not uncomfortable nice and dont' wear a white button up shirt add some color..

Women Do like a smart man..

Wear a condom.. but don't tell her how long it has been since you had sex right away -otherwise she will wonder why you have waited that long?

We hate players and even if you are a good player and get her into bed, then all that means is that you are a jerk and even if she forgives you, you are still a jerk because if you would have been truthful with her she would have had sex with you anyways but then not felt used and hurt!!

Yes make the first move, but only if you get the signals from her...eye contact, flirting

Don't seem to desperate.. Women like a challenge.. Take a lesson from Craig here.

Women want to be needed, want to be spoiled but be careful not to smother her.

mike · 01-12-2006

All coming from a woman going through a divorce.

Dave · 01-12-2006

Quote:

I was never attracted to a guy because he wore a sweater

Its a cardigan!

teamriot38 · 01-12-2006

just give it your best. Don't listen to MMM on everything because chicks are f**king MESSED UP! You will never be perfect, ever! There is no such thing to a woman. The fantasy man a woman makes up in her mind is still not good enough for her. Be yourself, cause if you put up this amazing fake persona you will then have to struggle to keep it up for as long as you're together. It's better to be yourself and see if she'll tolerate you. Cause thats all you can ask from a woman, tolerance.

I blame magazines cause most women don't even know what they want in a man anymore. They say don't be to weird but don't be over zealous. To me that means be average, but average guys are boring? Be gentle but aggressive? Those are opposites! Women are the most Complex thing on this planet and when you get one to like you they become the most complex and expensive thing on the planet. Can I get an amen.

MMM · 01-12-2006

Hey,
I didn't tell him to not be himself.. I just changed the comments to my instead of the link 2ox put up..
WE WANT IT ALL!!

teamriot38 · 01-12-2006

No you want a superman who wants to cuddle with a big c**k but not to big, who'll listen but still talk and be interesting, be rich but not snobby rich and down to earth, handsome but not to into their looks, a guy who has lots of interests but will give them all up and spend time with you if you get involved, someone you can ditch all your friends for and spend 99% of your time with and not get sick of, to be muscular but not overly muscular, have experience but not too much cause then he'd just be a whore, a guy to take charge and let you make decision.

Basically every woman wants 9 different guys wrapped into one or a guy who's bi-polar. A guy wants a woman who.... actually exists.

no offense was ment to be toward you MMM just women in general, and trust me I'm sure you knowe lots of crazy bitches like the ones I'm describing and I didn't say don't listen to MMM on eveything, just somethings cause women don't even kow what they want. A woman can like something on a tuesday and like a totally differnt personality on a friday.

Daphne · 01-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

Ok.. My advice..

Forget the sweater.. I was never attracted to a guy because he wore a sweater. Look nice and be polite... but not uncomfortable nice and dont' wear a white button up shirt add some color..

Women Do like a smart man..

Wear a condom.. but don't tell her how long it has been since you had sex right away -otherwise she will wonder why you have waited that long?

We hate players and even if you are a good player and get her into bed, then all that means is that you are a jerk and even if she forgives you, you are still a jerk because if you would have been truthful with her she would have had sex with you anyways but then not felt used and hurt!!

Yes make the first move, but only if you get the signals from her...eye contact, flirting

Don't seem to desperate.. Women like a challenge.. Take a lesson from Craig here.

Women want to be needed, want to be spoiled but be careful not to smother her.

when a man tells me that he hasn't had sex on 1,2,3, months I don't wonder why he waited, I wonder why he hasn't... hummm... something must be small.
Take a lesson from Craig? I don't get it??

teamriot38 · 01-12-2006

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Originally Posted by Daphne

when a man tells me that he hasn't had sex on 1,2,3, months I don't wonder why he waited, I wonder why he hasn't... hummm... something must be small.
Take a lesson from Craig? I don't get it??

are you implying something about MMM's plaything.

Daphne · 01-12-2006

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Originally Posted by teamriot38

are you implying something about MMM's plaything.

no I'm not implying anything....sometimes I think I'm funny..gets me in trouble every time...whats the Craig thing about?...

Daphne · 01-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teamriot38

No you want a superman who wants to cuddle with a big c**k but not to big,

yep thats pretty much it.... but let me tell you team... there is no such thing as too rich ,too big,or an ugly doctor

teamriot38 · 01-12-2006

I was just kidding, sometimes I guess it doesn't work on the internet. Oh well, Just remarking about how no sex and small ended with a remark about craig, the harem disagrees LOL

Daphne · 01-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teamriot38

I was just kidding, sometimes I guess it doesn't work on the internet. Oh well, Just remarking about how no sex and small ended with a remark about craig, the harem disagrees LOL

your funny..

teamriot38 · 01-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daphne

yep thats pretty much it.... but let me tell you team... there is no such thing as too rich ,too big,or an ugly doctor

not when you first meet a guy, but after two weeks there's such thing as too rich, too clingy, too big, too ugly, too fat, too perverted, too emotional, too insensitive, too needy, too independent, too ugly. The toughest job a guy has is keeping women happy. It's a full time job.

Daphne · 01-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teamriot38

not when you first meet a guy, but after two weeks there's such thing as too rich, too clingy, too big, too ugly, too fat, too perverted, too emotional, too insensitive, too needy, too independent, too ugly. The toughest job a guy has is keeping women happy. It's a full time job.

is it really that hard....
you just gotta find the right person if its hard to keep someone happy then maybe you shouldn't be with them

teamriot38 · 01-12-2006

amen

and yes it is that hard. All relationships take effort but sometimes it can get f**king rediculous.

shutterbug · 01-12-2006

shutterbug · 01-12-2006

Women are pains, and they do hae that perfect picture that they compare everyone to

ColumbusChick · 01-12-2006

True..but some men are into pain.

shutterbug · 01-12-2006

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

teamriot38 · 01-12-2006

I don't think there is a guy, anywhere who wouldn't agree with most if not all the things I've said. I hate it when girls say that guys are just as complex. NO. Guys look complex when they are trying to figure out women. Ever see a high maintenence boyfriend??? NO! He might look high maintenence, but really he's just confused trying to figure out what makes her happy. That's really the only issue here. How do you find a happy boyfriend? Find a happy girlfriend. Nothing ruins a day quicker than a bitchy g/f.

shutterbug · 01-12-2006

Daphne · 01-12-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teamriot38

I don't think there is a guy, anywhere who wouldn't agree with most if not all the things I've said. I hate it when girls say that guys are just as complex. NO. Guys look complex when they are trying to figure out women. Ever see a high maintenence boyfriend??? NO! He might look high maintenence, but really he's just confused trying to figure out what makes her happy. That's really the only issue here. How do you find a happy boyfriend? Find a happy girlfriend. Nothing ruins a day quicker than a bitchy g/f.

I sense your having Gf problems?

I dumped a guy for being a bad kisser...

hell I dumped a guy once because he had a zit in his ear..

teamriot38 · 01-12-2006

actually me and my girlfriend are fine. I don't really know why I went on this rant but It kind of snowballed. And thats exactly what I mean. Guys aren't shy or depressed their scared. Scared that one thing on them or about them will end anything before it begins. (ex. zit in the ear) if that really happened wow, i guess thats your choice but any guy who looks like the picture perfect example of a boyfriend is terrified that something might be wrong with his appearance or the way he presents himself. Men live in fear and the ones who don't, the ones who act like they want to (with no fear of a womens perspective) aren't appealing to a woman anyways.

Sweet William · 01-12-2006

Don't be some one your not. If a person (b/f or g/f) can't except you for being yourself, then why try to make yourself to be someone your not. I have been seeing my girlfriend now for about . . . hell almost 2yrs. At first I tried to be "The Guy" she was looking for and then one day we were at lunch, and she burpped . . . . I looked at her, she looked at me . . . then I reached across the table and high fived her. We were always going to nice places to eat . . .Bro Sebastins, Drover .. you know. She like to go to places like applebees, Ruby Tuesdays . .. and we still go to nicer places . . . .But we also go to places like sports bars (she had never been to one before we started dating) . . . Watch a game and eat MAN FOOD . . . hot wings, big'ol greasy burgers and fries and several beers, and she still burps . . . and now I say to her "that's my girl". Since we have learned to just be ourselfs, we have a great time. I'll stop.

01-11-2006	#1
2ox proud beta test subject Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,312	3 Years...Don't Waste Your Money! Try this first! __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

01-11-2006	#2
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,050	Ok.. My advice.. Forget the sweater.. I was never attracted to a guy because he wore a sweater. Look nice and be polite... but not uncomfortable nice and dont' wear a white button up shirt add some color.. Women Do like a smart man.. Wear a condom.. but don't tell her how long it has been since you had sex right away -otherwise she will wonder why you have waited that long? We hate players and even if you are a good player and get her into bed, then all that means is that you are a jerk and even if she forgives you, you are still a jerk because if you would have been truthful with her she would have had sex with you anyways but then not felt used and hurt!! Yes make the first move, but only if you get the signals from her...eye contact, flirting Don't seem to desperate.. Women like a challenge.. Take a lesson from Craig here. Women want to be needed, want to be spoiled but be careful not to smother her. Last edited by MMM; 01-11-2006 at 08:49 PM.

01-12-2006	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	All coming from a woman going through a divorce. __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

01-12-2006	#5
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625	just give it your best. Don't listen to MMM on everything because chicks are fking MESSED UP! You will never be perfect, ever! There is no such thing to a woman. The fantasy man a woman makes up in her mind is still not good enough for her. Be yourself, cause if you put up this amazing fake persona you will then have to struggle to keep it up for as long as you're together. It's better to be yourself and see if she'll tolerate you. Cause thats all you can ask from a woman, tolerance. I blame magazines cause most women don't even know what they want in a man anymore. They say don't be to weird but don't be over zealous. To me that means be average, but average guys are boring? Be gentle but aggressive? Those are opposites! Women are the most Complex thing on this planet and when you get one to like you they become the most complex and expensive thing on the planet. Can I get an amen. __________________ bye**

01-12-2006	#7
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 625	No you want a superman who wants to cuddle with a big ck but not to big, who'll listen but still talk and be interesting, be rich but not snobby rich and down to earth, handsome but not to into their looks, a guy who has lots of interests but will give them all up and spend time with you if you get involved, someone you can ditch all your friends for and spend 99% of your time with and not get sick of, to be muscular but not overly muscular, have experience but not too much cause then he'd just be a whore, a guy to take charge and let you make decision. Basically every woman wants 9 different guys wrapped into one or a guy who's bi-polar. A guy wants a woman who.... actually exists. no offense was ment to be toward you MMM just women in general, and trust me I'm sure you knowe lots of crazy bitches like the ones I'm describing and I didn't say don't listen to MMM on eveything, just somethings cause women don't even kow what they want. A woman can like something on a tuesday and like a totally differnt personality on a friday. __________________ bye** Last edited by teamriot38; 01-12-2006 at 09:22 AM.

01-12-2006	#17
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123	__________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

01-12-2006	#19
ColumbusChick If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere! Not. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Columbus Posts: 40	True..but some men are into pain. __________________ ColumbusChick ...no, not the tongue girl, that's sooo 90's! (I mostly think about Craig when I touch myself, but even then I get rejected.)

01-12-2006	#20
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123	hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

01-12-2006	#25
Sweet William TnTU Senior Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Vista Age: 43 Posts: 288	Don't be some one your not. If a person (b/f or g/f) can't except you for being yourself, then why try to make yourself to be someone your not. I have been seeing my girlfriend now for about . . . hell almost 2yrs. At first I tried to be "The Guy" she was looking for and then one day we were at lunch, and she burpped . . . . I looked at her, she looked at me . . . then I reached across the table and high fived her. We were always going to nice places to eat . . .Bro Sebastins, Drover .. you know. She like to go to places like applebees, Ruby Tuesdays . .. and we still go to nicer places . . . .But we also go to places like sports bars (she had never been to one before we started dating) . . . Watch a game and eat MAN FOOD . . . hot wings, big'ol greasy burgers and fries and several beers, and she still burps . . . and now I say to her "that's my girl". Since we have learned to just be ourselfs, we have a great time. I'll stop. __________________ So . . . . There I was

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