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Sheryl Crow will be at the Qwest on March 30th. That's just one day before Aerosmith is set to be there. Tickets go on sale THIS Saturday.

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Chris84

And now that shes single again...

ob1

^Yep, she deserves more than one testicle.

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Dave

Todd said it was her "I'm looking for a guy with 2 balls" tour, and Tyler wondered if THAT stuck to the tape.

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jugHEAD

I heard she dumped Lance because he is half the man he used to be!!

On another note.... arent some of you a little sick of hearing about teh concerts about 4 days before the tickets go on sale. If your like me I would have loved to buy tickets for this show or the Aerosmith show. But just dont have an extra couple $100 sitting around. I just wish they would let people know a little sooner so they can round up some money! Is it just me?

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AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

Daphne

F*&K her she sucks

mike

Damn Daphne.How do you really feel?Please,don't sugar coat it.

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josh

i agree. she's not even really that hot. daphne and MMM are much better.

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mike

Way to go Josh.Kiss that ass a little more.

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Daphne

sorry thats just me straight up I've never liked her music.. she sucks






*I will say that Rosanne Cash's new one is not a bad listen*

josh

i really don't like her much at all. but my nose does apear to be a little brown. that's ok because daphne and MMM are hot. do you agree THE mike?

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mike

Thanks,just throw me under the bus.No,neither of them are hard on the eyes to look at.

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josh

at least it was the short bus.

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2ox

sorry daph, I think you're wrong on this one. Rosanne Cash and Sheryl Crow come from the same roots. They both sing and write great music. Luv Ya!!



"If It Makes You Happy"


I've been long, a long way from here
Put on a poncho, played for mosquitos,
And drank til I was thirsty again
We went searching through thrift store jungles
Found Geronimo's rifle, Marilyn's shampoo
And Benny Goodman's corset and pen

Well, o.k. I made this up
I promised you I'd never give up

[Chorus]
If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
If it makes you happy
Then why the hell are you so sad

You get down, real low down
You listen to Coltrane, derail your own train
Well who hasn't been there before?
I come round, around the hard way
Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread
And serve you french toast again

Well, o.k. I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you'd take home

[Chorus]

We've been far, far away from here
Put on a poncho, played for mosquitos
And everywhere in between
Well, o.k. we get along
So what if right now everything's wrong?

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mike

'ox,'ox,'ox...I thought I raised you better than that.The only good Sheryl Crow is ,is for occasional eye candy,and as for Roseanne Cash? The name says enough.

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Daphne

yeah well sorry I don't like that one either..I thought Sheryl Crowe was from California and her parents were music teachers...

Roasanne Cash..her father is Johnny Cash what do they have in common?


oh...oh music roots

2ox

Well lets take a look at the common threads,

1) Both sets of parents musically inclined.

2) California girl VS Nashville girl.....Nashville is just the west coast with a drawl...trust me I used to live there.

3) They're both women. enough said.

4) they both write songs from the female perspective. to the point where men can even understand it. Kudos to both for that.

5) Rosanne can rock just as well as Sheryl can country.

6) Both did commercially successful duets, Rosanne with Bobby Bare in 79' with Seven Year Ache, Crowe with Kid Rock, still can't explain that one.

7) I would go see both in concert and that really is all that matters

Not picking a fight my dear, just cant understand why you would have such a hard-on for Crowe. Let me guess, nobody would catch you dead at Lillith Fair?

Luv Ya!!

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Daphne

you know what Roseanne Cash doesn't really turn my crank that much either
I like her new Album (cd for the young folks) because of her dad its a nice tribute to her childhood.....I don't know if I would buy it...I have never ever liked sheryl crowe I just don't.....her music isn't that good



I guess I don't really like female vocalist..unless R & B like aretha,gladys..etc


now bugger off

2ox

I've always been a fan of female singers. ever since Pat Benatar signed my breasts.(thats no lie) Met her in the lobby of the Marriot as she was coming out of the elevator. Told her I was a big fan and that I was going to the show. I pulled up my shirt and dared her to sign my tits, she obliged with a big laugh and a sig. I figured what was good for the goose was good for the gander. oh those were the days.


I'll bugger off now....

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shutterbug

okay first I need to watch the news more because I did not know she broke up with Mr one nut, second she is hot, I just really do not think you can argue that, third most of her songs are not that great but she has a couple of good ones. my 2 cents

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Dave

I saw Sheryl Crow open up for a couple of bands, but she really sucked live. Maybe it was because she was the opening act.

I always thought she was a good songwriter, but didn't really get much into her singing.

On her first album, I think the musicians she had, and the songwriting, did more for it, than what she actually brought.

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Chris84

So it seems now that Cancer has become contagious. After Sheryl Crow broke up with Cancer survivor Lance Armstrong, she too has gotten Cancer. Forcing her to postpone March dates of her tour.

She did successfully go through surgery for the Breast Cancer.

http://sherylcrow.com/main/news/news.asp

noload

I hope she has a good suport group to get trough this. I have always liked her stuff later

Alinthemorning

I thought I heard she had breast cancer and was canceling her tour or something. I really wasn't paying attention since I don't like her music, but it was on the news or something.

Do you think she caught that from Lance while he was breast f.....never mind.

I have been hearing about the Aerosmith/Cheap Trick concert for some time now, so it shouldn't be a surprise. I saw them with Kiss and saw Cheap Trick at a Z bash, so I will sit this one out.

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shutterbug

minimally invasive though does that mean she did not lose the boob?

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