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Drop Dead Legs - Van Halen

Ow!
Drop dead legs
Pretty smile
Hurts my head
Gets me wild

Dig that steam
Giant butt
Makes me scream
I get a nut nut nuthin
but the shakes over you
(Nothin) Nothin' else could ever do

You know that you want it (Woo!)
I know what you need
You know that you want it (Baby!)
When the night is through
Will I still be lovin' you? (Woo!)

Dig those moves
Vampire
Set me loose
Get it higher

Throw my rope
Loop-de-loop
Nice white teeth; Betty Boop
Play it cool,
Real heavy
I ain't fooled
Get it ready
Ooh, oh baby!

You know that you want it (oh, oh oh)
I know what you need (Ooh!)
You know that you want it (Baby)
When the night is through, (Ow!)
Will I still be lovin' you? (Uh!)

Daphne

I hear the thunder
Three miles away
The island’s leaking
Into the bay
The poison is spreading
The demon is free
And people are running from
What they can’t even see.

Face the fire
You can’t turn away
The risk grows greater
With each passing day
The waiting’s over
The moment has come
To kill the fire
And turn to the sun.

They’ll take your money
And then take your health
To line their pockets with
Unequaled wealth
These men are under
The power of gold
We won’t be safe until we
Shut them down cold.

Face the fire
You can’t turn away
The risk grows greater
With each passing day
The waiting’s over
The moment has come
To kill the fire
And turn to the sun.

The people came to the capitol town
One hundred thousand of them
Laid their hearts down
They screamed in anger
And broadcast their fears
Just to have them
Fall on deaf ears.

Flounder

I Love Rock and Roll - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

I saw him dancin there by the record machine
I knew he must a been about seventeen
The beat was goin strong
Playin my favorite song
An I could tell it wouldnt be long
Till he was with me, yeah me, singin

I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me

He smiled so I got up and asked for his name
That dont matter, he said,
cause its all the same

Said can I take you home where we can be alone

An next we were movin on
He was with me, yeah me

Next we were movin on
He was with me, yeah me, singin

I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me

Said can I take you home where we can be alone

An well be movin on
An singin that same old song
Yeah with me, singin

I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me

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Chilliwack - My Girl (Gone, Gone, Gone)


A-Gone, gone, gone, she been gone so long
She been gone, gone, gone so long (twice)

A-Gone, gone, gone, she been gone so long
A-Gone, gone, gone, gone so long

Gone, gone, gone, she been gone so long
Well I wonder if I ever gonna see my girl (twice)

Ever since she left me, I sure feel all alone
A little misunderstanding, I can´t get her on the telephone
Hangin´ on down the mainstreet, livin´ in a different world
Standin´ around with the gang on the corner talkin´ about my girl

(chorus)
My girl she was the world to me
She´s gone away across the sea
My girl is just a memory
She been so long away

A-Gone, gone, gone, she been gone so long (etc)

She didn´t have to leave me, she didn´t have to run
She didn´t have to go without a word to anyone
I hope she´s doin´ all right, I got no way to know
Unless she gets to hear this song, hear it on the radio

(chorus)
My girl she was the world to me
She´s gone and that´s a tragedy
My girl is just a memory
She been so long away

(guitar solo)

A-gone, gone, gone...etc

I hope she gets the message, I gotta get her back ya know
Gonna track her down, gonna find that girl, gonna tell her that I love her
so Put the word on the grapevine, spread it all around the world Sooner or
later I know I´m gonna get her, talkin´ about my girl

My girl....

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"Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

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Counting Crows - A Long December


A long December and there’s reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last
I can’t remember the last thing you said as you were leavin’
Now the days go by so fast


And it’s one more day up in the canyons
And it’s one more night in Hollywood
If you think that I could be forgiven... I wish you would


The smell of hospitals in winter
And the feeling that it’s all a lot of oysters, but no pearls
All at once you look across a crowded room
To see the way that light attaches to a girl


And it’s one more day up in the canyons
And it’s one more night in Hollywood
If you think you might come to California... I think you should


Drove up to the Hillside Manor sometime after two a.m.
And talked a little while about the year
I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower,
Makes you talk a little lower about the things you could not show her


And it’s been a long December and there’s no reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better that the last
I can’t remember all the times I tried to tell myself
To hold on to these moments as they pass


And it’s one more day up in the canyon
And it’s one more night in Hollywood
It’s been so long since I’ve seen the ocean... I guess I should

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"Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

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Gary Glitter - Rock and Roll Part 2


HEY!

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"Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

2ox

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"Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

mike

cool!!!

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"A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

mike

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"A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

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Flounder

Dream Weaver - Gary Wright

I've just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the dream weaver train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

Chorus:
Dream weaver I belive you can get me trough the night
Dream weaver I belive we can reach the morning light

Fly me high through the starry skies
Maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget todays pain

Chorus:

Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side

Chorus: . . . . .

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Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Money Becomes King


If you reach back in your memory
A little bell might ring
'Bout a time that once existed
When money wasn't king
If you stretch your imagination
I'll tell you all a tale
About a time when everything
Wasn't up for sale

There was this cat named Johnny
Who loved to play and sing
When money wasn't king

We'd all get so excited when
John would give a show
We'd raise the cash between us
And down the road we'd go
To hear him play that music
It spoke right to my soul
Every verse a diamond
Every chorus gold
The sound was my salvation
It was only everything
Before money became king

Well I ain't sure how it happened
And I don't know exactly when
But everything got bigger
And the rules began to bend
And the TV taught the people
How to get their hair to shine
And how sweet life can be
If you keep a tight behind
And they raised the cost of living
And how could we have known
They'd double the price of tickets
To go see Johnny's show

So we hocked all our possessions
And we sold a little dope
And went off to rock and roll

We arrived there early
In time to see rehearsal
And John came out and lip-synched
His new lite beer commercial
And as the crowd arrived
As far as I could see
The faces were all different
There was no one there like me

They sat in golden circles
And waiters served them wine
And talked through all the music
And paid to John paid little mind
And way up in the nosebleeds
We watched him on the screen
They'd hung between the billboards
So cheaper seats could see

Johnny rock that golden circle
An all those VIP's
And that music that had freed us
Became a tired routine
And I saw his face in close-up
Trying to give it all he had
And sometimes his eyes betrayed him
You could see that he was sad
And I tried to rock on with him
But I slowly became bored
Could that man on stage
With everything
Somehow need some more?

There was no use in pretending
No magic left to hear
All the music gave me
Was a craving for lite beer
As I walked out of the arena
My ears began to ring
And money became king

Flounder

Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss Alabamy once again
And I think its a sin, yes

Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

In Birmingham they love the governor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama

Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?

Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you

Sweet home Alabama
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor's true
Sweet Home Alabama
Lordy
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Yea, yea Montgomery's got the answer

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Ludo - Love Me Dead



Love me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.
'High-maintenance' means
You're a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean.
Kill me romantically
Fill my soul with vomit
Then ask me for a piece of gum.
Bitter and dumb
You're my sugarplum.
You're awful, I love you!

CHORUS
She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed

Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead! Love me dead!

You're a faith-healer on T.V.
You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Leave me alone.
You suck so passionately
You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature
finger-bangin' my heart
You call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
You're hideous and sexy!

REPEAT CHORUS

Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead! Love me dead!

SOLO

Love me cancerously
Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!
How's your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You've got the mark of the beast.
You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!

REPEAT CHORUS

Wha' 'bout that sign on my head
That says, oh...
Love me dead!

Flounder

Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can't get no, i can't get no

When i'm drivin' in my car
And that man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what i say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can't get no, i can't get no

When i'm watchin' my tv
And that man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarrettes as me
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what i say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girl reaction
'cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can't get no, i can't get no

When i'm ridin' round the world
And i'm doin' this and i'm signing that
And i'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
'cause you see i'm on losing streak
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what i say

I can't get no, i can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction

ob1

TWO STEPS BEHIND

Walk away if you want to
It's ok, if you need to
Well, you can run, but you can never hide
From the shadow that's creeping up beside you
And, there's a magic running through your soul
But you can't have it all

Whatever you do I'll be two steps behind you
Wherever you go and I'll be there to remind you
That it only takes a minute of your precious time
To turn around and I'll be two steps behind

Take the time to think about it
Walk the line, you know you just can't fight it
Take a look around and see what you can find
Like the fire that's burning up inside me
And there's a magic running through your soul
But you can't have it all

Whatever you do I'll be two steps behind you
Wherever you go and I'll be there to remind you
That it only takes a minute of your precious time
To turn around and I'll be two steps behind

And there's a magic running through your soul
But you, you can't have it all

Whatever you do I'll be two steps behind you
Wherever you go and I'll be there to remind you
That it only takes a minute of your precious time
To turn around and I'll be two steps behind

Yeah baby, two steps behind
Oh sugar, two steps behind

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ob1

I dedicate this to all of my fellow members longing for the constant warmth of the sun. Summer can't get here quick enough.

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Dewey Cox - Let's Duet



Cox: Hello Darlene.
Darlene: Hello, Mr. Cox.
Cox: Are you ready to sing one?
Darlene: I'm always ready.
Cox: Alright. In my dreams you're blowing me…Some kisses.
Darlene: That's one of my favorite things to do.
Cox: You and I could go down…In history.
Darlene: That's what I'm planning to do with you.

Together: Let's duet, in ways that make us feel good. Lets duet, and make that sacred sound, put two and two
together,perfect harmony we found. We know it's only natural, lets do it!

Cox: I'm going to beat off…All my demons.
Darlene: That's what loving Jesus' all about.
Cox: Looking in your eyes, I start believing.
Darlene: Lets bring this whisper to shout.

Together: Lets Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Lets duet, and make that sacred sound. Put two and two together,
perfect harmony we found. We know its only natural. Lets do it.

Cox: Did i hear you sighing?
Darlene: What are you implying?
Cox: Look a little tired.
Darlene: Music's got me wired.
Cox: Pretty good looking
Darlene: Boy we're really cooking
Together: Now!

Cox: I just want to make out…What you're saying.
Darlene: Read my lips. Its what you're looking for.
Cox: Here I am, sneaking up behind ya.
Darlene: You can always come in my backdoor.

Together: Lets Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Lets duet, and make that sacred sound. Put two and two together,
perfect harmony we found. We know its only natural. Lets do it.

ob1

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Thender

Different....

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Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009

Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

Flounder

Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound - Hank Williams Jr.

I've got a good woman at home who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes lord, she just ain't always around
And you know that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all
And I get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put a cold one in my hand,
'cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds
Don't you play 'I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry' cause I'll get all balled up
inside
And I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound

Sure enough about closing time, (I'm) about stoned out of my mind
And I end up with some honky-tonk special I found
Just as sure as the morning sun come, thinking of my sweet girl at home
And I need to get whiskey bent and hell bound

Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand
'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound

Yeah, old Hank's songs always make me feel low down

Thender

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Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009

Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

2ox

Great Performances


Grace Potter & Joe Satriani - Cortez The Killer

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John Lennon - Working Class Hero


As soon as your born they make you feel small,
By giving you no time instead of it all,
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
They hurt you at home and they hit you at school,
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool,
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years,
Then they expect you to pick a career,
When you can't really function you're so full of fear,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV,
And you think you're so clever and classless and free,
But you're still fucking peasents as far as I can see,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.
There's room at the top they are telling you still,
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,
If you want to be like the folks on the hill,
A working class hero is something to be.
A working class hero is something to be.
If you want to be a hero well just follow me,
If you want to be a hero well just follow me.

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