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2ox · 02-27-2006

Simple Bisquits and Gravy

1/2 C Flour
1/2 Stick margarine
12oz Jimmy Dean Sausage (preferred)
Quart whole milk
salt-n-Pepa
2ox's secret sauce (optional)

Brown and crumble sausage save 1 tablespoon af drippings.
make a simple rue, melt margarine, drippings in 2qt saucepan over medium high heat add flour and mix to a paste. Slowly add milk a bit at a time, wisking constantly. Keep wisking to desired consistancy. Mix in crumbled sausage. salt-n-pepa to taste. Serve over your favorite bisquits.

**mike** · 02-27-2006

I'd f*** it up.Somehow,I know I would.

KUfan_Donnie · 02-28-2006

It looks like chemistry

And if I know anything about chemistry...

I'm bound to set something on fire/cause an explosion/create something that emits a vile odor

Not that I've done every one of those...

Dave · 02-28-2006

Rat Shit
Bat Shit
Dirty Old Twat
69 Assholes tied in a knot

Wait, that's a cheer, not a recipe.

**mike** · 02-28-2006

Dammit,I was halfway through it too.It was looking good.

josh · 02-28-2006

here is a recipe,

1 bar
gallons of beer
the posters from this site
mix well

and you get a great time.

TNT_Tony · 03-01-2006

Here is a super top secret recipe!

Put bread in a toaster and after a minute or so, the bread will become, are you ready for this?! Toast!!!

Next time I will tell you the secret of making a bowl of cereal!!

Chris84 · 03-01-2006

I hate the way Subway toasts their subs. The bread becomes rock hard and then its like eating captain crunch. It tears up the roof of your mouth.

Though Cap Crunch tastes better too. I guess I should just eat cap crunch instead of subway.

MMM · 03-01-2006

The first thing you need is a can of whipped cream .. oh wait ..wrong recipe

**mike** · 03-01-2006

No,its the right recipe,just wrong thread.

Chris84 · 03-01-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

The first thing you need is a can of whipped cream .. oh wait ..wrong recipe

You have our full attention. Please, continue.

shutterbug · 03-01-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by tattooed84

You have our full attention. Please, continue.

Come on MMM share with the misfits!!!!

MMM · 03-01-2006

Alright.. One can of whip cream -
4 Sexy Things to Do With Whip Cream

Things for a woman to do to a man with whip cream:
Sensually massage him and then serve him up to me like a delicious banana split and eat every morsel. Chocolate syrup, pop rocks, strawberries and whipped cream...YUM!

Spray it on all of his body and slowly lick, kiss, and suck the cream off SLOWLY--enticing him to the breaking point!!

Blindfolding him, open his mouth while I spray the whip cream inside just so he could get a little taste. Cover his chest in it all the way down and around his penis. Then place strawberries randomly over his chest and slowly eat each one. Then I'd slowly cover him with the whip cream and in ONE long, sensuous stroke of my mouth I'd leave no trace of it behind. Oh yes, there are too many things I'd like to do!

Couples:
Fill the bathtub with it and have fun in it

Things for a man to do to a woman with whip cream:

First deep-freeze it. Then spread it only on her nipples. Then clean it off.

Make a whip cream bikini and then lick it off..

2ox · 03-01-2006

3 things to do afterwards:

1) shower

2) take your insulin

3) have a bud slap you out of your sugar induced coma

TNT_Tony · 03-02-2006

^^Wow, MMM. Just wow.

KUfan_Donnie · 03-02-2006

What's the matter, M?

Aren't there times you just want a dude to make you an ice cream sundae (or something) with whipped cream? Sheesh...

Donnie-->

<--MMM

josh · 03-02-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

Alright.. One can of whip cream -
4 Sexy Things to Do With Whip Cream

Things for a woman to do to a man with whip cream:
Sensually massage him and then serve him up to me like a delicious banana split and eat every morsel. Chocolate syrup, pop rocks, strawberries and whipped cream...YUM!

Spray it on all of his body and slowly lick, kiss, and suck the cream off SLOWLY--enticing him to the breaking point!!

Blindfolding him, open his mouth while I spray the whip cream inside just so he could get a little taste. Cover his chest in it all the way down and around his penis. Then place strawberries randomly over his chest and slowly eat each one. Then I'd slowly cover him with the whip cream and in ONE long, sensuous stroke of my mouth I'd leave no trace of it behind. Oh yes, there are too many things I'd like to do!

Couples:
Fill the bathtub with it and have fun in it

Things for a man to do to a woman with whip cream:

First deep-freeze it. Then spread it only on her nipples. Then clean it off.

Make a whip cream bikini and then lick it off..

holy shit MMM. now my keyboard is all sticky.

02-27-2006	#1
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,275.86 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	TnTU Recipes Simple Bisquits and Gravy 1/2 C Flour 1/2 Stick margarine 12oz Jimmy Dean Sausage (preferred) Quart whole milk salt-n-Pepa 2ox's secret sauce (optional) Brown and crumble sausage save 1 tablespoon af drippings. make a simple rue, melt margarine, drippings in 2qt saucepan over medium high heat add flour and mix to a paste. Slowly add milk a bit at a time, wisking constantly. Keep wisking to desired consistancy. Mix in crumbled sausage. salt-n-pepa to taste. Serve over your favorite bisquits. __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

02-27-2006	#2
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,113 Throcks: 7,365.84 Thanks: 15,277 Thanked 9,070 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes I'd f*** it up.Somehow,I know I would. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

02-28-2006	#3
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,063 Throcks: 1,165.94 Thanks: 3,150 Thanked 632 Times in 129 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes It looks like chemistry And if I know anything about chemistry... I'm bound to set something on fire/cause an explosion/create something that emits a vile odor Not that I've done every one of those... __________________ My liver must hate me

02-28-2006	#4
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,832 Throcks: 8,184.10 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,710 Times in 323 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes Rat Shit Bat Shit Dirty Old Twat 69 Assholes tied in a knot Wait, that's a cheer, not a recipe. __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

02-28-2006	#5
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,113 Throcks: 7,365.84 Thanks: 15,277 Thanked 9,070 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes Dammit,I was halfway through it too.It was looking good. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

02-28-2006	#6
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,677 Throcks: 316.86 Thanks: 2,801 Thanked 976 Times in 181 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes here is a recipe, 1 bar gallons of beer the posters from this site mix well and you get a great time. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

03-01-2006	#7
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,018 Throcks: 2,594.27 Thanks: 138 Thanked 3,371 Times in 652 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes Here is a super top secret recipe! Put bread in a toaster and after a minute or so, the bread will become, are you ready for this?! Toast!!! Next time I will tell you the secret of making a bowl of cereal!! __________________

03-01-2006	#8
Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 24 Posts: 464 Throcks: 433.31 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes I hate the way Subway toasts their subs. The bread becomes rock hard and then its like eating captain crunch. It tears up the roof of your mouth. Though Cap Crunch tastes better too. I guess I should just eat cap crunch instead of subway.

03-01-2006	#9
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,205.65 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes The first thing you need is a can of whipped cream .. oh wait ..wrong recipe __________________

03-01-2006	#10
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,113 Throcks: 7,365.84 Thanks: 15,277 Thanked 9,070 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes No,its the right recipe,just wrong thread. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

03-01-2006	#13
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,205.65 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes Alright.. One can of whip cream - 4 Sexy Things to Do With Whip Cream Things for a woman to do to a man with whip cream: Sensually massage him and then serve him up to me like a delicious banana split and eat every morsel. Chocolate syrup, pop rocks, strawberries and whipped cream...YUM! Spray it on all of his body and slowly lick, kiss, and suck the cream off SLOWLY--enticing him to the breaking point!! Blindfolding him, open his mouth while I spray the whip cream inside just so he could get a little taste. Cover his chest in it all the way down and around his penis. Then place strawberries randomly over his chest and slowly eat each one. Then I'd slowly cover him with the whip cream and in ONE long, sensuous stroke of my mouth I'd leave no trace of it behind. Oh yes, there are too many things I'd like to do! Couples: Fill the bathtub with it and have fun in it Things for a man to do to a woman with whip cream: First deep-freeze it. Then spread it only on her nipples. Then clean it off. Make a whip cream bikini and then lick it off.. __________________

03-01-2006	#14
2ox it makes good good sense Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 45 Posts: 3,645 Throcks: 1,275.86 Thanks: 11 Thanked 611 Times in 128 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes 3 things to do afterwards: 1) shower 2) take your insulin 3) have a bud slap you out of your sugar induced coma __________________ "I took a look inside your bedroom door...You looked so good lying on your bed...Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love...You said you wanna rock 'n' roll instead"

03-02-2006	#15
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,018 Throcks: 2,594.27 Thanks: 138 Thanked 3,371 Times in 652 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes ^^Wow, MMM. Just wow. __________________

03-02-2006	#16
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,063 Throcks: 1,165.94 Thanks: 3,150 Thanked 632 Times in 129 Posts	Re: TnTU Recipes What's the matter, M? Aren't there times you just want a dude to make you an ice cream sundae (or something) with whipped cream? Sheesh... Donnie--><--MMM __________________ My liver must hate me

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