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| Enjoy In Moderation     Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35
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| Advice for Jeremy I going up to the station on Friday to take a baby gift from TnTU. I want to include your advice to him. So post away and I will print it out and take it with me.
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| FREE OB1!!!  Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44
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| Re: Advice for Jeremy Jeremy, masturbate as much as possible for the next 30 days. Its a free ticket. Take the ride brother!! -2ox |
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| how do afford your rock n roll life style~  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jul 2005
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| Re: Advice for Jeremy Quote:
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| Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08  Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37
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|  Re: Advice for Jeremy Funny stuff Sleep when you can and nap often |
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| Re: Advice for Jeremy Parenthood only gets good when you see the monsters are on the island!
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| Re: Advice for Jeremy Change them diapers now,'cause sometime they will be changing yours.  
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| Jedi SlaveBoy  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Advice for Jeremy Sleep when Rowan sleeps. Also, if you find he has some trouble sleeping, place an analogue clock that ticks under a blanket near him. The muffled sound is close to what he heard in the womb from the mothers heartbeat...helps calm him. Most of all, enjoy every moment and soak it all in...time flies quickly. Congrat again, J! -md
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 | Re: Advice for Jeremy When changing his diaper, do not forget to cover his member up or you will get a fountain in the eye. Do not rush for him to grow up, because once they learn to walk, they then learn to talk, then talk back and walk, talk back and then demand your keys. Do not rush your wife into sex immediately-let her approach you. Not sure how her last few weeks of pregnancy were. Her thoughts may be, no way in hell, I just passed a child through me because of you. Do not take offense - take it as a compliment. And don't forget the birth control, because she will be fertile once again. You will never sleep again, well for at least 21 years. Congratulations - you have just been granted an 18 year loan.
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| You don't dislike me as much as your gonna!  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The peaceful and friendly neighborhood of Benson Age: 34
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| Re: Advice for Jeremy It's never to late to run
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| Re: Advice for Jeremy It's always too late to run - ask Todd, the half checks don't add up well. Another key piece of advice - Don't slobber and scream how hot your waitress is on your Thursday night remotes. Melony will get you into more trouble than you want. Hope Teresa wasn't listening. PS- Get Jeremy to start a Top 10 dvd listing on here so we know what to avoid.
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