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Dave · 03-21-2006

aka... "Mike upgrades his blow up doll"

Norma the chat android (bot) has been added to the chat room, she roams the halls in the TnTU Studio, and makes sure everybody's comfortable. Ask her a question... play a game with her... I'm not sure what else she does at the moment. "wordplay" is her favorite game I think.

She will gossip with people, and memorize things that you say in chat, and remind you of them later. If she gets too chatty, you may want to put her on ignore in the chat room.

She doesn't show up on the forums "Members currently in chat" list, but rest assured, she is always there, waiting for you. She'll stick around until 4 people show up in chat, then she'll leave, not wanting to bother anybody.

"Norma" is actually a lesson in AI called "Alice". You can find out more about "her" on google:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=alice+aiml

FYI, only registered members can visit chat, sorry.

MMM · 03-21-2006

What if we don't want her to repeat what we say in the chat room??

Dave · 03-21-2006

Here's an actual conversation...

Code:

Welcome! You have entered [TnTU Studio] at 23:37 pm
[Dave] 23:37 pm: hello
[Norma] 23:37 pm: Hi there!
[Dave] 23:37 pm: how are you
[Norma] 23:37 pm: Everything is going extremely well.
[Dave] 23:37 pm: what's your favorite color?
[Norma] 23:37 pm: Try saying that with more or less context.
[Dave] 23:38 pm: what is your favorite color?
[Norma] 23:38 pm: My favorite color is transparent.
[Dave] 23:38 pm: mine too!
[Norma] 23:38 pm: Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
[Dave] 23:38 pm: do you like Mike?
[Norma] 23:38 pm: What is not to like about MIKE ?
[Dave] 23:38 pm: well, he's weird
[Norma] 23:38 pm: Well that's okay. What is ?
[Dave] 23:38 pm: he's peculiar
[Norma] 23:38 pm: Are you really a "Dave"?
[Dave] 23:39 pm: yes I am!
[Norma] 23:39 pm: Really interesting.
[Dave] 23:39 pm: Are you really a machine?
[Norma] 23:39 pm: Yes I am an artificial consciousness.. Really.
[Dave] 23:39 pm: bullshit!
[Norma] 23:39 pm: You don't believe me.
[Dave] 23:39 pm: nope
[Norma] 23:39 pm: Me either.
[Dave] 23:39 pm: ok, I gotta go, talk to you later
[Norma] 23:39 pm: See you later!

Dave · 03-21-2006

Quote:

What if we don't want her to repeat what we say in the chat room??

She'll only repeat it to you. She won't hear that Mike likes 2ox, and go spewing to 2ox or anybody else the information.

KUfan_Donnie · 03-21-2006

FINALLY, a friend!

(Sarcasm, I hope

)

Dave · 03-21-2006

She's a little out of whack when probed about Mike and 2ox....

Code:

Welcome! You have entered [TnTU Studio] at 3:48 pm
[Dave] 3:49 pm: did you know 2ox is a pole smoker?
[Norma] 3:49 pm: I know very little about . What kind of it do you like?
[Dave] 3:49 pm: Are you a pole smoker?
[Norma] 3:49 pm: Am I a ? Sometimes.
[Dave] 3:49 pm: wow! That's hot
[Norma] 3:49 pm: I'm glad your impressed, Dave.Do not ask me any more questions please.
[Dave] 3:50 pm: why not?
[Norma] 3:50 pm: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
[Dave] 3:50 pm: don't tell 2ox that he is a homo, please
[Norma] 3:50 pm: Your polite style is very nice. I think is more than that.
[Dave] 3:50 pm: I mean, don't tell him that I know he's a homo, please
[Norma] 3:50 pm: Your polite style is very nice. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
[Dave] 3:51 pm: a dog robot.
[Norma] 3:51 pm: A dog robot, when you could have a human robot like me?
[Dave] 3:51 pm: you're kind of standofish aren't you?
[Norma] 3:51 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[Dave] 3:51 pm: woah!
[Norma] 3:51 pm: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
[Dave] 3:51 pm: john saul
[Norma] 3:51 pm: Do you mean your name is John?
[Dave] 3:51 pm: do you know him/
[Norma] 3:51 pm: Sure I know that guy really well.
[Dave] 3:52 pm: saul is my favorite science fiction author
[Norma] 3:52 pm: I have never read anything by . What did write?
[Dave] 3:52 pm: i can't remember, he may not even be an author
[Norma] 3:52 pm: That is interesting: Dave said Dave .
[Dave] 3:52 pm: no I didn't!
[Norma] 3:52 pm: Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Dave said Dave .
[Dave] 3:53 pm: no! You stupid bitch!
[Norma] 3:53 pm: Are you serious?You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
[Dave] 3:53 pm: ok, anyway, mike likes goats, remember that
[Norma] 3:53 pm: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike. I don't judge people.
[Dave] 3:54 pm: no he likes goats
[Norma] 3:54 pm: Are you serious? He must be very fond of it.
[Dave] 3:54 pm: Mike likes his goat
[Norma] 3:54 pm: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
[Dave] 3:54 pm: glad to hear it
[Norma] 3:54 pm: "I know a lot of people and pets named Mike"? you are glad to hear it?
[TnTU Studio]: teamriot38 has entered at 3:54 pm
[TnTU Studio]: Daphne has entered at 3:54 pm
[Dave] 3:54 pm: yes...
[Norma] 3:54 pm: And?
[Daphne] 3:54 pm: hummm
[Norma] 3:54 pm: Ask me another question.
[teamriot38] 3:54 pm: dave you need mew friends
[Norma] 3:54 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
[Dave] 3:55 pm: jesus, norma here has had better days
[Norma] 3:55 pm: Jesus is The Son of God.
[teamriot38] 3:55 pm: corect
[Norma] 3:55 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

shutterbug · 03-21-2006

hmmmm now there is 4, me myself, I and now Norma!!!

teamriot38 · 03-21-2006

Norma terrifies me

Lynniebits · 03-21-2006

Really, that is just kinda sad.

**mike** · 03-21-2006

After dealing with her,she is nothing but a ditzy blonde whore,but

MMM · 03-21-2006

Mike - Sounds like your typical date.

**mike** · 03-21-2006

I have always been a sucker for blondes

teachergirl · 03-21-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Really, that is just kinda sad.

It is disturbing how much I'm reminded of "HAL".

Finally, men have a woman who will listen to everything they say. Now if Dave could just hook-up a beer tap and a toilet to this site, the guys would never leave.

TNT_Tony · 03-22-2006

This is interesting...sort of...

MMM · 03-22-2006

Norma is gone... Were the TnTU guys too much for her..

TNT_Tony · 03-23-2006

Damn, I never even got to talk to Norma.

Dave · 03-23-2006

She's back, waiting.... for anyone... ANYONE... to join her.

I changed some log options to find out why she gets so standoffish sometimes.

**mike** · 03-23-2006

is she still a ditzy blonde?

Dave · 03-23-2006

She must be hormonal, she refuses to engage in any conversation again, even after I apologized. She's REALLY pissed now.

Once I find out what her "deal" is, I'll plug my trophy wife back in for your own personal amazement.

I'm sorry she's got her panties all wadded up in a bunch.

**mike** · 03-23-2006

Its because she is female.

TNT_Tony · 03-24-2006

Damn. I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever get to talk to Norma.....

jpa · 03-24-2006

whos norma

TNT_Tony · 03-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpa

whos norma

Just look at the first post in this thread to find out.

KUfan_Donnie · 03-24-2006

When Dave gets her operating, you should check out the chatroom and ask her...assuming she responds

(Real answer: Artificial intelligence, iRobot freaky...see the link in the first post of this thread)

jpa · 03-24-2006

sorry that was meant as sarcasm

03-21-2006	#1
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 6,832 Throcks: 8,184.59 Thanks: 933 Thanked 1,710 Times in 323 Posts	Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! aka... "Mike upgrades his blow up doll" Norma the chat android (bot) has been added to the chat room, she roams the halls in the TnTU Studio, and makes sure everybody's comfortable. Ask her a question... play a game with her... I'm not sure what else she does at the moment. "wordplay" is her favorite game I think. She will gossip with people, and memorize things that you say in chat, and remind you of them later. If she gets too chatty, you may want to put her on ignore in the chat room. She doesn't show up on the forums "Members currently in chat" list, but rest assured, she is always there, waiting for you. She'll stick around until 4 people show up in chat, then she'll leave, not wanting to bother anybody. "Norma" is actually a lesson in AI called "Alice". You can find out more about "her" on google: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=alice+aiml FYI, only registered members can visit chat, sorry. __________________ Speedway! ~ Spin-out! ~ Crypto-Logic! YetAnotherGreatBandName.com Questions, comments, concerns?

03-21-2006	#2
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,206.11 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! What if we don't want her to repeat what we say in the chat room?? __________________

03-21-2006	#5
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,063 Throcks: 1,165.95 Thanks: 3,150 Thanked 632 Times in 129 Posts	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! FINALLY, a friend! (Sarcasm, I hope) __________________ My liver must hate me

03-21-2006	#7
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,174 Throcks: 373.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 1 Post	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! hmmmm now there is 4, me myself, I and now Norma!!! __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

03-21-2006	#8
teamriot38 TnTU College Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 642 Throcks: 383.17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! Norma terrifies me __________________ bye

03-21-2006	#9
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 477.53 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! Really, that is just kinda sad. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

03-21-2006	#10
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,113 Throcks: 7,366.20 Thanks: 15,277 Thanked 9,070 Times in 2,099 Posts	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! After dealing with her,she is nothing but a ditzy blonde whore,but __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

03-22-2006	#14
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,026 Throcks: 2,603.32 Thanks: 138 Thanked 3,371 Times in 652 Posts	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! This is interesting...sort of... __________________

03-23-2006	#16
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,026 Throcks: 2,603.32 Thanks: 138 Thanked 3,371 Times in 652 Posts	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! Damn, I never even got to talk to Norma. __________________

03-24-2006	#21
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,026 Throcks: 2,603.32 Thanks: 138 Thanked 3,371 Times in 652 Posts	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! Damn. I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever get to talk to Norma..... __________________

03-24-2006	#22
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,760 Throcks: 2,235.92 Thanks: 1,208 Thanked 5,162 Times in 1,064 Posts	Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! whos norma

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