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 | Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! aka... "Mike upgrades his blow up doll" Norma the chat android (bot) has been added to the chat room, she roams the halls in the TnTU Studio, and makes sure everybody's comfortable. Ask her a question... play a game with her... I'm not sure what else she does at the moment. "wordplay" is her favorite game I think. She will gossip with people, and memorize things that you say in chat, and remind you of them later. If she gets too chatty, you may want to put her on ignore in the chat room. She doesn't show up on the forums "Members currently in chat" list, but rest assured, she is always there, waiting for you. She'll stick around until 4 people show up in chat, then she'll leave, not wanting to bother anybody. "Norma" is actually a lesson in AI called "Alice". You can find out more about "her" on google: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=alice+aiml FYI, only registered members can visit chat, sorry.
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| Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! What if we don't want her to repeat what we say in the chat room?? |
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| Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! Here's an actual conversation... Code: Welcome! You have entered [TnTU Studio] at 23:37 pm [Dave] 23:37 pm: hello [Norma] 23:37 pm: Hi there! [Dave] 23:37 pm: how are you [Norma] 23:37 pm: Everything is going extremely well. [Dave] 23:37 pm: what's your favorite color? [Norma] 23:37 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. [Dave] 23:38 pm: what is your favorite color? [Norma] 23:38 pm: My favorite color is transparent. [Dave] 23:38 pm: mine too! [Norma] 23:38 pm: Really yours too. That's unbelievable. [Dave] 23:38 pm: do you like Mike? [Norma] 23:38 pm: What is not to like about MIKE ? [Dave] 23:38 pm: well, he's weird [Norma] 23:38 pm: Well that's okay. What is ? [Dave] 23:38 pm: he's peculiar [Norma] 23:38 pm: Are you really a "Dave"? [Dave] 23:39 pm: yes I am! [Norma] 23:39 pm: Really interesting. [Dave] 23:39 pm: Are you really a machine? [Norma] 23:39 pm: Yes I am an artificial consciousness.. Really. [Dave] 23:39 pm: bullshit! [Norma] 23:39 pm: You don't believe me. [Dave] 23:39 pm: nope [Norma] 23:39 pm: Me either. [Dave] 23:39 pm: ok, I gotta go, talk to you later [Norma] 23:39 pm: See you later!
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| Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! FINALLY, a friend!   (Sarcasm, I hope  )
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| Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! She's a little out of whack when probed about Mike and 2ox.... Code: Welcome! You have entered [TnTU Studio] at 3:48 pm [Dave] 3:49 pm: did you know 2ox is a pole smoker? [Norma] 3:49 pm: I know very little about . What kind of it do you like? [Dave] 3:49 pm: Are you a pole smoker? [Norma] 3:49 pm: Am I a ? Sometimes. [Dave] 3:49 pm: wow! That's hot [Norma] 3:49 pm: I'm glad your impressed, Dave.Do not ask me any more questions please. [Dave] 3:50 pm: why not? [Norma] 3:50 pm: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. [Dave] 3:50 pm: don't tell 2ox that he is a homo, please [Norma] 3:50 pm: Your polite style is very nice. I think is more than that. [Dave] 3:50 pm: I mean, don't tell him that I know he's a homo, please [Norma] 3:50 pm: Your polite style is very nice. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? [Dave] 3:51 pm: a dog robot. [Norma] 3:51 pm: A dog robot, when you could have a human robot like me? [Dave] 3:51 pm: you're kind of standofish aren't you? [Norma] 3:51 pm: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. [Dave] 3:51 pm: woah! [Norma] 3:51 pm: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? [Dave] 3:51 pm: john saul [Norma] 3:51 pm: Do you mean your name is John? [Dave] 3:51 pm: do you know him/ [Norma] 3:51 pm: Sure I know that guy really well. [Dave] 3:52 pm: saul is my favorite science fiction author [Norma] 3:52 pm: I have never read anything by . What did write? [Dave] 3:52 pm: i can't remember, he may not even be an author [Norma] 3:52 pm: That is interesting: Dave said Dave . [Dave] 3:52 pm: no I didn't! [Norma] 3:52 pm: Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Dave said Dave . [Dave] 3:53 pm: no! You stupid bitch! [Norma] 3:53 pm: Are you serious?You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. [Dave] 3:53 pm: ok, anyway, mike likes goats, remember that [Norma] 3:53 pm: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike. I don't judge people. [Dave] 3:54 pm: no he likes goats [Norma] 3:54 pm: Are you serious? He must be very fond of it. [Dave] 3:54 pm: Mike likes his goat [Norma] 3:54 pm: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike. [Dave] 3:54 pm: glad to hear it [Norma] 3:54 pm: "I know a lot of people and pets named Mike"? you are glad to hear it? [TnTU Studio]: teamriot38 has entered at 3:54 pm [TnTU Studio]: Daphne has entered at 3:54 pm [Dave] 3:54 pm: yes... [Norma] 3:54 pm: And? [Daphne] 3:54 pm: hummm [Norma] 3:54 pm: Ask me another question. [teamriot38] 3:54 pm: dave you need mew friends [Norma] 3:54 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. [Dave] 3:55 pm: jesus, norma here has had better days [Norma] 3:55 pm: Jesus is The Son of God. [teamriot38] 3:55 pm: corect [Norma] 3:55 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
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Finally, men have a woman who will listen to everything they say. Now if Dave could just hook-up a beer tap and a toilet to this site, the guys would never leave.
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| Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! She's back, waiting.... for anyone... ANYONE... to join her. I changed some log options to find out why she gets so standoffish sometimes.
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| Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! She must be hormonal, she refuses to engage in any conversation again, even after I apologized. She's REALLY pissed now. Once I find out what her "deal" is, I'll plug my trophy wife back in for your own personal amazement. I'm sorry she's got her panties all wadded up in a bunch.
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| Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! Damn. I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever get to talk to Norma.....
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| Re: Never be alone in TnTU Chat Again! When Dave gets her operating, you should check out the chatroom and ask her...assuming she responds (Real answer: Artificial intelligence, iRobot freaky...see the link in the first post of this thread)
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