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It's A Small World

Okay...beware...nerdy teacher stuff coming, but I think this is cool. I'm sure some of you have seen it before. Can you tell I teach Social Studies?


If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following.

There would be:

57 Asians; 21 Europeans; 14 from the Western Hemisphere, (both north and south); 8 Africans

52 would be female, 48 would be male

70 would be nonwhite, 30 white

70 would be non-Christian; 20 would be Christian

89 would be heterosexual; 11 would be homosexual

Six people would possess 59% of the entire world’s wealth…and all six would be from the United States

Eighty would live in substandard housing; 70 would be unable to read; 50 would suffer from malnutrition

One would be near death; one would be near birth

One would have a college education; one would own a computer

How could the wealthy six live in peace with their neighbors? Surely the would be driven to arm themselves against the other 94…perhaps even to spend, as Americans do, about twice as much per person on military defense as the total income of two-thirds of the villagers.

When one considers our would form a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent.

-Dr. Philip M. Harter, Stanford University School of Medicine
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hmm...11 homosexuals. that sucks for the odd-man-out.
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Very interesting teacher girl!!!!
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hmm...11 homosexuals. that sucks for the odd-man-out.
It took awhile, but I finally got it...then again, could you do a threesome if you're homosexual?
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maybe not a loving "threesome." more like a really long train.
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I think you can have a threesome gay or straight.
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Re: It's A Small World

And I thought 'ox had too much time on his hands.Damn,'girl.

Interesting,though.
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Nice read...thanks TG!
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I think you can have a threesome gay or straight.

That would depend on who's porn your watching . . . . Mike's or 2OX
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I've gotten some good titles from him,but hes borrowed some of mine.
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You boys and your porno...naughty, naughty!
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You boys and your porno...naughty, naughty!
I'd offer you some,but you probably already have them all.
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You boys and your porno...naughty, naughty!
WHATEVER TG!
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Re: It's A Small World

I only have a couple actually...I lost a bunch when I moved last time. Makes you wonder what the people living in my old apartment are doing right now.
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kinda scary,but nice avatar by the way.I watched that cartoon growing up.
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kinda scary,but nice avatar by the way.I watched that cartoon growing up.
Really? I thought you were more of a Howdy Doody fan...
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I am very diverse.
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Re: It's A Small World

I always did the whole He-Man hooking up with Barbie thing.

I was one sick kid.
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I am very diverse.
Mike also likes the "Powder Puff Girls", Kimpossible, , , ,my favoirte Angry Beavers.
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I always did the whole He-Man hooking up with Barbie thing.
I dont think he-man would have gone for that...if you know what i mean. He was more of a Ken kinda guy.
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Mike also likes the "Powder Puff Girls", Kimpossible, , , ,my favoirte Angry Beavers.

The last thing I need is an angry beaver.
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I always did the whole He-Man hooking up with Barbie thing.

I was one sick kid.
I think He-Man was too short for Barbie, besides his pants didn't come off and Ken's did.
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The last thing I need is an angry beaver.
SHAME ON YOU for making me laugh out loud in class...now my kids want to know what's so funny!

As far as He-Man hooking-up with Ken, that could be a possibility...course they don't have penises (is "peni" the proper plural of penis? judges, can we get an answer on that?)
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I think it is penises...I believe you are correct, but they are usually referred to in the singular not the plural.
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SHAME ON YOU for making me laugh out loud in class...now my kids want to know what's so funny!

As far as He-Man hooking-up with Ken, that could be a possibility...course they don't have penises (is "peni" the proper plural of penis? judges, can we get an answer on that?)
I never told you to read it. Innocent here.
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