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| MMMMMMM......BBQ    Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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 | smart drunks A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single.." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No   Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: smart drunks  I like it.
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| Real men never define acronyms   Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Bellevue
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| Re: smart drunks Ouch.. what a dick.
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| TnTU Junior  Listens: Podcast Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 32
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| Re: smart drunks I think I heard that one back when I was in Jr high. |
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  | Re: smart drunks Nice find!!
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| Re: smart drunks lol...great one josh! |
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03-24-2006
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| Olivia Munn is F***ing HOT!!  Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25
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| Re: smart drunks That was pretty funny.
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| I love Trav Time! :)  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion, Nebraska Age: 36
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| Re: smart drunks Good one!
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