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Dave · 03-23-2006

We have Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher", which is prolly my fav....

Oh wow, man !
Wait a second man. whaddaya think the teachers gonna look like this year ?
My butt, man !
T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher dont you see ?
Dont wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but Im doin well,
Teacher needs to see me after school.
Chorus:
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
Im hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
Im hot for teacher.
Spoken:
Hey, I heard you missed us, were back !
I brought my pencil
Gimme something to write on, man
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?
Chorus
(guitar solo)
Oh man, I think the clock is slow
I dont feel tardy
Class dismissed

And then there's "Adult Education" by Hall and Oates!

Its afternoon in the homeroom and theyre about to let you go.
And the locker slam on the plan you had tonight.
Youve been messing around with a boyfriend maybe better left alone.
Theres a wise guy that you know could put you right.

In the lot the boy thats idling by doesnt rev your heart.
Cause its only lonely spots he shares with you.
And the long halls and the gray walls are gonna split apart.
Believe it or not theres life after high school.

The student bodys got a bad reputation.
What they need is adult education.
Back to school its a bad situation.
But what you want is an adult education.

The teacher dont know about how to deal with the student body.
And the underclassmen are flashing hot and cool.
All your girlfriends care about the watch you wear and theyre talkin about it.
Believe it or not theres life after high school.

Theyre calling it a preparation.
Youre waiting for a separation.
Youre nothing but another odd number,
Memories that you wont remember.
So you got a little education.
And a lot of dedication.
But you want a little night school.
Maybe some of it will rub off on you.
The boys are busy in the mirrors.
Trying to imitate their heroes.
You make it with a false surrender.
More memories you wont remember.
The senior with the junior misss
I wonder what the junior wishes.
That she could graduate to adult.
That she could graduate to adult kisses.

And then there's The Police's "Don't Stand So Close To Me"

Young teacher the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her theres longing
This girls an open page
Book marking - shes so close now
This girl is half his age

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes its not so easy
To be the teachers pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, shes waiting
His car is warm and dry

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staff room
The accusations fly
Its no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

There are probably a million others....38 Special has one, Jethro Tull has one (if I recall)...

Bomaster1 · 03-24-2006

I think Hot for Teacher has to be the best.

Chris84 · 03-24-2006

How about a song mentioned in another thread, Tenacious D's "F*** Her Gently"?

Bomaster1 · 03-24-2006

I like the lyrics to "F**k Her Gently" to but unless she's a teacher it doesn't fit, but if she is bonus! I always had a thing for teachers.

**ob1** · 03-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomaster1

I think Hot for Teacher has to be the best.

I agree...great song with a kick-ass double bass intro!

teachergirl · 03-24-2006

Oh my God!

I pull-in on a Friday morning, (after working WAY too late the night before at my other job) and I'm already laughing before 7am....thanks so much guys for the great way to end the week.

I love the video for "Hot for Teacher"...watching Van Halen "dance" and, of course, the teachers doing the runway.

How'd they know that's EXACTLY what goes on in my classroom after hours?

Nazarah · 03-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by tattooed84

How about a song mentioned in another thread, Tenacious D's "F*** Her Gently"?

+1 for F*** Her Gently, may as well just come out and tell it how it is

Lynniebits · 03-24-2006

I personally like "Don't Stand so Close to Me" by The Police...listen to the lyrics it is about a teacher! Plus I just love The Police.

kazzman · 03-24-2006

Van Halen is definitely the best teacher song by a long shot. I have seen this done at weddings where the bride is a teacher and they play while the groom is taking off the garter, pretty funny.

shutterbug · 03-24-2006

For the two teachers that are around here it seems Tequila makes her cloths fall off might be appropriate

Lynniebits · 03-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutterbug

For the two teachers that are around here it seems Tequila makes her cloths fall off might be appropriate

Ah, that was beautiful Shutterbug! Nicely done! It could also be "Drunker than Me"

teachergirl · 03-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutterbug

For the two teachers that are around here it seems Tequila makes her cloths fall off might be appropriate

Bug, I think I love ya

jugHEAD · 03-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutterbug

For the two teachers that are around here it seems Tequila makes her cloths fall off might be appropriate

Hey dont forget me!!!! I am a teacher and yes tequilla makes make clothes fall off too!!!!! LOL... sorry about the imagery, i will save you by not sending out pics!!!!
Its not really a song, but I have to mention....
Lynard Skynard is a great band named after their high school PE teacher!!

as far as teachers favorite songs..... dont forget
Alice Cooper, "schools out for summer"!
Every year at teh end of the last day when the last kid leave the building we rock that song in the gym and get ready to party!!!!!

Lynniebits · 03-24-2006

Ok good song jughead!

teachergirl · 03-24-2006

I don't know Lynne...has tequila really ever made my clothes fall off, or has been more of...

"Hey, you don't know me, but do you mind if I stick my tongue down your throat?"

Lynniebits · 03-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

I don't know Lynne...has tequila really ever made my clothes fall off, or has been more of...

"Hey, you don't know me, but do you mind if I stick my tongue down your throat?"

No, that would be you. Actually Tequila usually just makes me pass out in the front of John's convertable without my winter coat on a very cold night...other than that. I don't think I have actually lost any clothes by doing tequila...just my Eddie Bauer winter coat, but I'm not bitter.

teachergirl · 03-24-2006

See, I don't think I've lost any clothes either.

Just my self-respect.

Lynniebits · 03-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

See, I don't think I've lost any clothes either.

Just my self-respect.

No tequila negates the self-respect thing. It wasn't YOU it was the tequila!

teachergirl · 03-24-2006

I love that theory...

* "Driving drunk wasn't my fault officer, it was the tequila."
* "I lost a student in DC, but that's not my fault, it was the tequila."
* "I know I should remember your name, but I can't. Thanks tequila!"

I'm thinking of a "mentos" style commercial, but with me doing wild and crazy things after I do a shot. I should be in advertising...I've missed my calling!

Lynniebits · 03-24-2006

You have girl, you were meant to be the Jose Quervo spokes girl!

jpa · 03-24-2006

theres an image for you, jose cuervo spokesgirl

teachergirl · 03-24-2006

Just think how much fun it would be to do body shots!

03-23-2006	#1
Dave Wookin Pa Nub Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 5,151 Throcks: 2,795.99 Thanks: 42 Thanked 273 Times in 71 Posts	Topic... Coolest "teacher" songs! We have Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher", which is prolly my fav.... Oh wow, man ! Wait a second man. whaddaya think the teachers gonna look like this year ? My butt, man ! T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher dont you see ? Dont wanna be no uptown fool. Maybe I should go to hell, but Im doin well, Teacher needs to see me after school. Chorus: I think of all the education that I missed. But then my homework was never quite like this. Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, Im hot for teacher. I got it bad, so bad, Im hot for teacher. Spoken: Hey, I heard you missed us, were back ! I brought my pencil Gimme something to write on, man I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold. I know about this school. Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ? How did you know that golden rule ? Chorus (guitar solo) Oh man, I think the clock is slow I dont feel tardy Class dismissed And then there's "Adult Education" by Hall and Oates! Its afternoon in the homeroom and theyre about to let you go. And the locker slam on the plan you had tonight. Youve been messing around with a boyfriend maybe better left alone. Theres a wise guy that you know could put you right. In the lot the boy thats idling by doesnt rev your heart. Cause its only lonely spots he shares with you. And the long halls and the gray walls are gonna split apart. Believe it or not theres life after high school. The student bodys got a bad reputation. What they need is adult education. Back to school its a bad situation. But what you want is an adult education. The teacher dont know about how to deal with the student body. And the underclassmen are flashing hot and cool. All your girlfriends care about the watch you wear and theyre talkin about it. Believe it or not theres life after high school. Theyre calling it a preparation. Youre waiting for a separation. Youre nothing but another odd number, Memories that you wont remember. So you got a little education. And a lot of dedication. But you want a little night school. Maybe some of it will rub off on you. The boys are busy in the mirrors. Trying to imitate their heroes. You make it with a false surrender. More memories you wont remember. The senior with the junior misss I wonder what the junior wishes. That she could graduate to adult. That she could graduate to adult kisses. And then there's The Police's "Don't Stand So Close To Me" Young teacher the subject Of schoolgirl fantasy She wants him so badly Knows what she wants to be Inside her theres longing This girls an open page Book marking - shes so close now This girl is half his age Dont stand, dont stand so Dont stand so close to me Dont stand, dont stand so Dont stand so close to me Her friends are so jealous You know how bad girls get Sometimes its not so easy To be the teachers pet Temptation, frustration So bad it makes him cry Wet bus stop, shes waiting His car is warm and dry Dont stand, dont stand so Dont stand so close to me Dont stand, dont stand so Dont stand so close to me Loose talk in the classroom To hurt they try and try Strong words in the staff room The accusations fly Its no use, he sees her He starts to shake and cough Just like the old man in That book by nabakov Dont stand, dont stand so Dont stand so close to me Dont stand, dont stand so Dont stand so close to me Dont stand, dont stand so Dont stand so close to me There are probably a million others....38 Special has one, Jethro Tull has one (if I recall)... __________________ "Pump it up until you can feel it. Pump it up, when you don't really need it." - Elvis Costello -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

03-24-2006	#2
Bomaster1 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 79 Throcks: 180.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Topic... Coolest "teacher" songs! I think Hot for Teacher has to be the best.

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Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23 Posts: 454 Throcks: 221.49 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Topic... Coolest "teacher" songs! How about a song mentioned in another thread, Tenacious D's "F*** Her Gently"?

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Bomaster1 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 79 Throcks: 180.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Topic... Coolest "teacher" songs! I like the lyrics to "F**k Her Gently" to but unless she's a teacher it doesn't fit, but if she is bonus! I always had a thing for teachers.

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teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 187.66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Topic... Coolest "teacher" songs! Oh my God! I pull-in on a Friday morning, (after working WAY too late the night before at my other job) and I'm already laughing before 7am....thanks so much guys for the great way to end the week. I love the video for "Hot for Teacher"...watching Van Halen "dance" and, of course, the teachers doing the runway. How'd they know that's EXACTLY what goes on in my classroom after hours? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 287.85 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Topic... Coolest "teacher" songs! I personally like "Don't Stand so Close to Me" by The Police...listen to the lyrics it is about a teacher! Plus I just love The Police. __________________ God I need a nap.

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kazzman TnTU Junior Listens: Podcast Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 32 Posts: 149 Throcks: 180.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Topic... Coolest "teacher" songs! Van Halen is definitely the best teacher song by a long shot. I have seen this done at weddings where the bride is a teacher and they play while the groom is taking off the garter, pretty funny.

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