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Nazarah · 03-27-2006

I just got word that on the 8th of April, I get to help plan a bachelor party for a friend of the group that we all went to high school with.

We need suggestions for crazy things to make the guy do. Of course we are going to do the traditional "get him drunk and take him to a strip club" thing to start the night............but it can't end there!

I know at least a few of you have been in my shoes once before, so help me out!

**mike** · 03-27-2006

go to church!!

kazzman · 03-27-2006

Don't take him to a strip club, that is weak. Hire a stripper, Delilah. If she is still in town. She has been on the show before. You will not be disappointed, and she will make him do plenty of crazy things.

2ox · 03-27-2006

after he passes out, write "I banged (insert any female name here)" on his forehead with a sharpie. Test that marriage before it even gets off the ground!

shutterbug · 03-27-2006

Man remind me not to make you mad!!!

teachergirl · 03-27-2006

I totally know what you can do!

Get a couple of bottles of wine, and dress in your pjs...rent a silly, romantic movie, and talk all about what the tuxedos are going to look like. Then, you can paint each other's toe nails, and have a pillow fight in your underwear.

That would be the BEST BACHELOR PARTY ever!! I'm sure the groom would NEVER forget it, and would THANK you everyday for such a wonderful night!

jugHEAD · 03-27-2006

If he golfs take him out golfinng for 9 holes at a laid back course (no place too nice that will get pissed and kick you off). Each hole have a trick shot ..... tee off with your beer in your mouth or your pants on your ankles, chug a beer and then spin around ten times and try to putt! Stupid stuff like that. And the kicker is he has to drink a beer a hole. Do this early in the day, so you can sober up for the night. My guys did this and we went back to the house and bbq'd and sobered up (verfy little). The BBQ gives grandpas and older uncles a chance to come and join in and not get to nasty. Like with the strippers and stuff. We then ended up closing the Buffet at the casinos.... i ate about 10 lbs of shrimp..... puked int he bathroom, and went back and ate more!

noload · 03-27-2006

I think teachergirl has just shared one of her fantasies....

Nazarah · 03-27-2006

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Originally Posted by jugHEAD

If he golfs take him out golfinng for 9 holes at a laid back course (no place too nice that will get pissed and kick you off). Each hole have a trick shot ..... tee off with your beer in your mouth or your pants on your ankles, chug a beer and then spin around ten times and try to putt! Stupid stuff like that. And the kicker is he has to drink a beer a hole. Do this early in the day, so you can sober up for the night. My guys did this and we went back to the house and bbq'd and sobered up (verfy little). The BBQ gives grandpas and older uncles a chance to come and join in and not get to nasty. Like with the strippers and stuff. We then ended up closing the Buffet at the casinos.... i ate about 10 lbs of shrimp..... puked int he bathroom, and went back and ate more!

the golfing thing is a cool idea, but with how the weather is coming along, I don't think we'll be able to do that.

I'll have to keep that in mind though for the bachelor party for another friend later in the year.........................good stuff

Nazarah · 03-27-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

I totally know what you can do!

Get a couple of bottles of wine, and dress in your pjs...rent a silly, romantic movie, and talk all about what the tuxedos are going to look like. Then, you can paint each other's toe nails, and have a pillow fight in your underwear.

That would be the BEST BACHELOR PARTY ever!! I'm sure the groom would NEVER forget it, and would THANK you everyday for such a wonderful night!

Well if by "a couple bottles of wine" you really mean "a shitload of beer" and by "in your PJ's" you really mean "in your regular clothes" and by "paint each other's toe nails" you really mean "find strippers with painted toe nails" and by "have a pillow fight in your underwear" you really mean "watch strippers in their underwear".........................then I think we get that done.

teachergirl · 03-27-2006

See! I knew it would be a PERFECT idea!

You boys will have so much fun! Take pictures and then you can put them in your scrapbook!

Oh boy! Maybe you could have a scrapbook party too!

josh · 03-27-2006

be still my heart.

2ox · 03-27-2006

be careful josh......with all those pancakes you eat, cardiac arrest is highly probable.

josh · 03-27-2006

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Originally Posted by 2ox

be careful josh......with all those pancakes you eat, cardiac arrest is highly probable.

Alinthemorning · 03-27-2006

I recommend - calling one of the area strip joints to ask about having them come to the bachelor party. It might cost you some coin -$200-300, but money well spent. Be sure to tip well. Also, maybe rent a big room at one of the casinos. Have the party there. Then if some don't want to be there for the stripper or something, they can go gamble. Plus, you will have something to do after she goes home at 9. Get some room service to put food in the room so you have snack foods. Everyone gets hungry when they drink and get horny. Right Teachergirl?

This worked great for the last bachelor party I planned......

teachergirl · 03-27-2006

Well, when I drink, I just get horny.

Food is optional.

Alinthemorning · 03-27-2006

Teachergirl - FREE beer at my house!

yo mama · 03-27-2006

Go and play laser tag at skateland.

TNT_Tony · 03-28-2006

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Originally Posted by yo mama

Go and play laser tag at skateland.

Or play laser tag at Family Fun Center!!...........

Chris84 · 03-28-2006

Lose the lasers and guns and replace them with paintballs and paintball guns....but get drunk before hand.

Oh and I would like to take this time to extend an offer to teachergirl to the pants party...the party with pants.

teachergirl · 03-28-2006

Thanks for the invite...can I bring my friend Lynnie?

Just how big are your pants? I have lots of friends!

Nazarah · 03-28-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

See! I knew it would be a PERFECT idea!

You boys will have so much fun! Take pictures and then you can put them in your scrapbook!

Oh boy! Maybe you could have a scrapbook party too!

Is somebody a little touchy about the subject of bachelor parties.......?

teachergirl · 03-28-2006

Never! I think they are great!

Plus, they always tip really big when I'm leaving the hotel room the next morning.

jugHEAD · 03-28-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

Well, when I drink, I just get horny.

Food is optional.

I'll bring the hot wings and chips the next time your drunk! That way your set either way!

Lynniebits · 03-28-2006

Now that is a way to go out Jughead! Nothing says, "I'm getting married!" like puking shrimp!

03-27-2006	#1
Nazarah The stickiest of the ickiest Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26 Posts: 462 Throcks: 200.55 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	bachelor party shennaigans I just got word that on the 8th of April, I get to help plan a bachelor party for a friend of the group that we all went to high school with. We need suggestions for crazy things to make the guy do. Of course we are going to do the traditional "get him drunk and take him to a strip club" thing to start the night............but it can't end there! I know at least a few of you have been in my shoes once before, so help me out! __________________ Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right

03-27-2006	#2
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,978 Throcks: 1,102.95 Thanks: 652 Thanked 144 Times in 62 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans go to church!! __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

03-27-2006	#3
kazzman TnTU Junior Listens: Podcast Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 32 Posts: 149 Throcks: 160.50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans Don't take him to a strip club, that is weak. Hire a stripper, Delilah. If she is still in town. She has been on the show before. You will not be disappointed, and she will make him do plenty of crazy things.

03-27-2006	#4
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 584.67 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans after he passes out, write "I banged (insert any female name here)" on his forehead with a sharpie. Test that marriage before it even gets off the ground! __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

03-27-2006	#5
shutterbug Off The Deep End Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Middle of Nowhere Age: 32 Posts: 1,123 Throcks: 167.10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans Man remind me not to make you mad!!! __________________ I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

03-27-2006	#6
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans I totally know what you can do! Get a couple of bottles of wine, and dress in your pjs...rent a silly, romantic movie, and talk all about what the tuxedos are going to look like. Then, you can paint each other's toe nails, and have a pillow fight in your underwear. That would be the BEST BACHELOR PARTY ever!! I'm sure the groom would NEVER forget it, and would THANK you everyday for such a wonderful night! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

03-27-2006	#7
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 316 Throcks: 163.20 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans If he golfs take him out golfinng for 9 holes at a laid back course (no place too nice that will get pissed and kick you off). Each hole have a trick shot ..... tee off with your beer in your mouth or your pants on your ankles, chug a beer and then spin around ten times and try to putt! Stupid stuff like that. And the kicker is he has to drink a beer a hole. Do this early in the day, so you can sober up for the night. My guys did this and we went back to the house and bbq'd and sobered up (verfy little). The BBQ gives grandpas and older uncles a chance to come and join in and not get to nasty. Like with the strippers and stuff. We then ended up closing the Buffet at the casinos.... i ate about 10 lbs of shrimp..... puked int he bathroom, and went back and ate more! __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

03-27-2006	#8
noload TnTU Freshman Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Mile Marker ? Posts: 22 Throcks: 160.10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans I think teachergirl has just shared one of her fantasies....

03-27-2006	#11
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans See! I knew it would be a PERFECT idea! You boys will have so much fun! Take pictures and then you can put them in your scrapbook! Oh boy! Maybe you could have a scrapbook party too! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

03-27-2006	#12
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,219 Throcks: 1.10 Thanks: 10 Thanked 26 Times in 8 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans be still my heart. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

03-27-2006	#13
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 584.67 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans be careful josh......with all those pancakes you eat, cardiac arrest is highly probable. __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

03-27-2006	#15
Alinthemorning Unofficial TNT Contributor Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ashland - well by Ashland Age: 40 Posts: 191 Throcks: 164.10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans I recommend - calling one of the area strip joints to ask about having them come to the bachelor party. It might cost you some coin -$200-300, but money well spent. Be sure to tip well. Also, maybe rent a big room at one of the casinos. Have the party there. Then if some don't want to be there for the stripper or something, they can go gamble. Plus, you will have something to do after she goes home at 9. Get some room service to put food in the room so you have snack foods. Everyone gets hungry when they drink and get horny. Right Teachergirl? This worked great for the last bachelor party I planned...... __________________ Because I am the King of the World.......

03-27-2006	#16
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans Well, when I drink, I just get horny. Food is optional. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

03-27-2006	#17
Alinthemorning Unofficial TNT Contributor Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ashland - well by Ashland Age: 40 Posts: 191 Throcks: 164.10 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans Teachergirl - FREE beer at my house! __________________ Because I am the King of the World.......

03-27-2006	#18
yo mama TnTU Senior Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Earth Posts: 474 Throcks: 100.00 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans Go and play laser tag at skateland.

03-28-2006	#20
Chris84 Goes down smooth. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 23 Posts: 454 Throcks: 195.84 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans Lose the lasers and guns and replace them with paintballs and paintball guns....but get drunk before hand. Oh and I would like to take this time to extend an offer to teachergirl to the pants party...the party with pants.

03-28-2006	#21
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans Thanks for the invite...can I bring my friend Lynnie? Just how big are your pants? I have lots of friends! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

03-28-2006	#23
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans Never! I think they are great! Plus, they always tip really big when I'm leaving the hotel room the next morning. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

03-28-2006	#25
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: bachelor party shennaigans Now that is a way to go out Jughead! Nothing says, "I'm getting married!" like puking shrimp! __________________ God I need a nap.

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