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Nazarah

I pulled the mower out of the garage so I could back my car out and forgot it outside while I ran a few errands today.

I come back, and it's gone.

I was gone for literally less than 3 hours!!!!!!

Damn kids anyways..........

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mike

Neighbors gotta mow too.

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Bomaster1

Same thing happened to me about 4 years ago. Never found the little shits who took it. Idea though, set your weed eater outside and park the car in the garage and watch out the window. And shoot the little fucker with a BB gun when they come up. Shoot 'em for mine too if you would like. The thief always returns to the scene.

Chubby

What happened to the day's when neighbors looked out for one another? Sorry to hear about the loss of your mower.

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TwistednEvil

So other than that how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?

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Nazarah

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Nazarah

Well.......I don't live in the sweetest neighborhood of all times......and I'm almost 85% sure my neighbor has some sort of meth lab in his basement.

He probably just jacked it and traded it for some brake fluid or something.

I suppose it was time for a new one anyways. I'll just remember to keep this one locked up!

Grah! Even thinking about it now makes me want to go over to his garage (he always leaves the door open) and just snoop around.

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Nazarah

And I swear to GOD, if I see him mowing with that same thing this summer, I will FREAK OUT on him.

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ob1

Sorry to hear of your misfortune...I hope you catch them mower-stealing bastards sometime and mow the grass on their ass.

teachergirl

I get it...but have no frickin' clue why you said it here

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Lynniebits

Man that sucks! I have mostly just had weird stuff stolen like some Iron fence I pulled outta my back yard. But my 20 year old snow blower has been sitting outside since the snow, and no one has taken it...wonder why?

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yo mama

OMG!!!!!
I feel for you!!!!!!

At least you have an excuse not to mow the lawn.

TwistednEvil

I said it because amongst my little cadre of friends, we'd drop that line when someone was bitching about something whether it was something serious, like having the mower stolen or benign like the gas station being out of your favorite soda. Usually used as a mood lightener along the lines of "It could worse" or "Look on the brightside". Guess I should've prefaced it. Sorry for any confusion.

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"I hope all your children have very small dicks! That includes the girls!" Dexter King

"Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for."- Peter Griffin

I know the voices aren't real, but they have some really good ideas.- Anonymous

Nazarah

Ahhhhh, I see now.

Well - anybody got a lawnmower they wanna sell????

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Thender

I have been trying to figure out how to respond to this post for a couple of days.... Because my neighbor is a crack dealing whore that steals anything......... out of town. He won't steal anything here... Damn to smart for that... Especially since the chief of police lives two doors down.... I feel for ya dude!!! Want to nail the bastards to the wall!!!!!!

Lets call Gino! He'll take care of anything!! If the price is right....

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Lynniebits

Well hell, I'll take care of it if the price is right!

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2ox

Hey Nazarah.....it works great!!!

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Nazarah

HAH! I KNEW someone was going to come back with that............

Just did not know how long it would take someone to.

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Daphne

here ya go

Chubby

Daphne you could have used that mower to skin the hair off the back of your mom's squirrel.

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angi33

Your neighbors probably hid it because they didn't want to have to mow their lawns, yet. :) Sorry, man...that really stinks.

TNT_Tony

Nice one, ox.

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"And don't even think about trying to steal it. 'cause we're gonna frisk you......Everywhere."

Lynniebits

We aren't very quick, we are mostly a bunch of low-lifes (see woo-hoo thread) .

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God I need a nap.