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Old 04-11-2006   #26
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Thats only if a spare sock isn't lying around...
Sock, towel, t-shirt, whatever...
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The bed sheet, paper towel or rub it on the carpet....
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See what I am sayin girls? I mean come on at least we don't have to find places to wipe it when we are done.
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i use a silk handkerchief. nice and soft.
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i use a silk handkerchief. nice and soft.

thats not all you use.

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...we don't have to find places to wipe it when we are done.
I use her cheek or inner thighs as a napkin...
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I use her cheek or inner thighs as a napkin...
I can just imagine what it looks like after you eat BBQ....
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sometimes i use travs back hair.
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I can just imagine what it looks like after you eat BBQ....


After BBQ, I use a moist towelette...
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I'm dying to ask what you use after you eat fish, but that might be going a bit far
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He eats fish with his fingers and flosses with a tampon string...
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Okay, you win...you crossed the line...go you!
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Years of reading Hustler Humor helped me....
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Hence your signature
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I don't use my wrist...
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Don't mind me, I'll just drool over your new avatar...
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Thanks, I just dug that out of my archives...
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Funny, I heard you like to dig...
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And dig, and dig, and dig... Until I find that nasty ol' itch..
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Ewww....does Craig's mom know you're doing that every morning?
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Of course! I can snatch a fly off the cieling, with my tounge, while sitting on the floor...

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I use pubic hair as organic dental floss...
By the way. I'm almost out. Your making me bald!
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By the way. I'm almost out. Your making me bald!
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