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teachergirl · 04-10-2006

According to MSNBC, these are the top ten best lines to use when picking-up a guy.

10. "Hi."
9. "Can you close my bracelet for me?" Or "Can you help with this crossword puzzle answer?"
8. "That's a cool pocket-watch. Where'd you get it?"
7. "Don't you think Batman's cooler than Superman because he doesn't have super-powers to fall back on?"
6. "You've got an iPod. Should I get the Nano or the 30 gig?"
5. "Do you think that couple over there is on their first date, or what?"
4. "Can I sit with you so I won't get hit on?"
3. "This new Snickers bar is fabulous. You've got to try it."
2. "So, what are you doing here?"
1. "I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me."

**Thender** · 04-10-2006

I thougt the #1 hit was "I saw you from across the bar and thought you would like to check out the back of my van".

KUfan_Donnie · 04-11-2006

Top ten best lines?

Doesn't "Hi" suffice, ladies? I think it should be ranked higher

jpa · 04-11-2006

That was girls version of picking up guys. or thats how i at least read it

KUfan_Donnie · 04-11-2006

^That's my point...I don't think ladies really need pick up lines to talk to dudes, I think they could all just use "Hi" (which is why I thought it would be higher) and be effective with picking up dudes

Ya know, because men are easy...

jpa · 04-11-2006

true dat, true dat....but leave it to a female to be creative(read make more complicated than need be)

MMM · 04-11-2006

Cmon on.. Really if a woman wanted to pick up a guy all she would have to say is -" Want to have sex?"

KUfan_Donnie · 04-11-2006

^Thank you MMM...I don't like this fake sense of difficulty for women to get a guy.

It's probably hard to find "Mr. Right" but if she just wants a dude, swing a bat or something

**mike** · 04-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

Cmon on.. Really if a woman wanted to pick up a guy all she would have to say is -" Want to have sex?"

Hi works for me.

teachergirl · 04-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donnie

^Thank you MMM...I don't like this fake sense of difficulty for women to get a guy.

It's probably hard to find "Mr. Right" but if she just wants a dude, swing a bat or something

I knew I was forgetting my big old club the last time I went to a bar! Thanks Donnie!

KUfan_Donnie · 04-11-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

I knew I was forgetting my big old club the last time I went to a bar! Thanks Donnie!

I suggest taking some aspirin as well, or have some ice available...

You're welcome, TG

2ox · 04-11-2006

her: Hi, whats your name?

me: my name is Ed.

her: really, I teach special Ed.

Lynniebits · 04-11-2006

My pick up line is usually, "Hi, I'm really drunk." works for me.

teachergirl · 04-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

My pick up line is usually, "Hi, I'm really drunk." works for me.

I try the "you're much cuter than my girlfriend at home", or "do you like to watch"?

KUfan_Donnie · 04-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

My pick up line is usually, "Hi, I'm really drunk." works for me.

**Thender** · 04-11-2006

Works for me too!

Lynniebits · 04-11-2006

How about this one? "Gosh, I really hate being a 31 year old virgin."

Logan · 04-11-2006

"do you know how it feels when you have to pee?" she answers yes. "feel me and tell me if i have to pee"

teachergirl · 04-11-2006

I love that stars in the eyes line...fell for that WAY TOO much in college. Sad, but true.

jugHEAD · 04-11-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Hi works for me.

why say hi???
Just say good bye and thanks when you leave!!!

**mike** · 04-11-2006

Actually,really no need to thank me. I'm happy.

Lynniebits · 04-11-2006

I like the old stand by, "Do you have a little German in ya?" girl says no, "Want some?" Of course you can fill in German with whatever nationality you are. Doesn't work for chicks though, bummer.

**Thender** · 04-11-2006

I can lick the bottom of a beer bottle, from the inside...

**ob1** · 04-11-2006

I have "cum" across some pretty ladies but you're the prettiest...

teachergirl · 04-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by thender

I can lick the bottom of a beer bottle, from the inside...

Okay...that turned me on...no wait...I think that was just gas

04-10-2006	#2
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.09 Thanks: 678 Thanked 541 Times in 212 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? I thougt the #1 hit was "I saw you from across the bar and thought you would like to check out the back of my van". __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-11-2006	#3
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? Top ten best lines? Doesn't "Hi" suffice, ladies? I think it should be ranked higher __________________ One weekend survived

04-11-2006	#4
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.36 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? That was girls version of picking up guys. or thats how i at least read it

04-11-2006	#5
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? ^That's my point...I don't think ladies really need pick up lines to talk to dudes, I think they could all just use "Hi" (which is why I thought it would be higher) and be effective with picking up dudes Ya know, because men are easy... __________________ One weekend survived

04-11-2006	#6
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 6,163 Throcks: 410.36 Thanks: 5 Thanked 71 Times in 21 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? true dat, true dat....but leave it to a female to be creative(read make more complicated than need be)

04-10-2006	#1
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.46 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What's Your Sign? According to MSNBC, these are the top ten best lines to use when picking-up a guy. 10. "Hi." 9. "Can you close my bracelet for me?" Or "Can you help with this crossword puzzle answer?" 8. "That's a cool pocket-watch. Where'd you get it?" 7. "Don't you think Batman's cooler than Superman because he doesn't have super-powers to fall back on?" 6. "You've got an iPod. Should I get the Nano or the 30 gig?" 5. "Do you think that couple over there is on their first date, or what?" 4. "Can I sit with you so I won't get hit on?" 3. "This new Snickers bar is fabulous. You've got to try it." 2. "So, what are you doing here?" 1. "I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me." __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-11-2006	#7
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 35 Posts: 3,101 Throcks: 701.87 Thanks: 0 Thanked 50 Times in 19 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? Cmon on.. Really if a woman wanted to pick up a guy all she would have to say is -" Want to have sex?"

04-11-2006	#8
KUfan_Donnie 1-800-BETS-OFF Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 3,480 Throcks: 266.64 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? ^Thank you MMM...I don't like this fake sense of difficulty for women to get a guy. It's probably hard to find "Mr. Right" but if she just wants a dude, swing a bat or something __________________ One weekend survived

04-11-2006	#12
2ox i see daves balls Listens: I don't listen Join Date: May 2005 Location: on the poor side of town Age: 44 Posts: 3,410 Throcks: 587.29 Thanks: 1 Thanked 67 Times in 19 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? her: Hi, whats your name? me: my name is Ed. her: really, I teach special Ed. __________________ "Sheep go to heaven, goats go to Daves"

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Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? My pick up line is usually, "Hi, I'm really drunk." works for me. __________________ God I need a nap.

04-11-2006	#16
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.09 Thanks: 678 Thanked 541 Times in 212 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? Works for me too! __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-11-2006	#17
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? How about this one? "Gosh, I really hate being a 31 year old virgin." __________________ God I need a nap.

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Logan Flaming out on phone calls since 2002 Join Date: May 2005 Location: where the f*cking skers play Age: 40 Posts: 765 Throcks: 172.13 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 1 Post	Re: What's Your Sign? "do you know how it feels when you have to pee?" she answers yes. "feel me and tell me if i have to pee"

04-11-2006	#19
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638 Throcks: 166.46 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? I love that stars in the eyes line...fell for that WAY TOO much in college. Sad, but true. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-11-2006	#21
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,981 Throcks: 1,074.14 Thanks: 694 Thanked 147 Times in 65 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? Actually,really no need to thank me. I'm happy. __________________ "A 'madame' ain't nothing but a hooker with higher aspirations."- Craig Evans

04-11-2006	#22
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123 Throcks: 266.52 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? I like the old stand by, "Do you have a little German in ya?" girl says no, "Want some?" Of course you can fill in German with whatever nationality you are. Doesn't work for chicks though, bummer. __________________ God I need a nap.

04-11-2006	#23
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 19,321 Throcks: 1,807.09 Thanks: 678 Thanked 541 Times in 212 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? I can lick the bottom of a beer bottle, from the inside... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-11-2006	#24
ob1 TnTU Guru Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 6,118 Throcks: 431.90 Thanks: 643 Thanked 142 Times in 55 Posts	Re: What's Your Sign? I have "cum" across some pretty ladies but you're the prettiest...

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