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Old 04-27-2006   #251
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Re: Sex Toy Glossary

You are a cheap bastard! My nipple is worth more than $1.00! Even I would pay more than $1.00 for it!
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Re: Sex Toy Glossary

$1.25?
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Ok,ok. $1.50,final offer.
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See? Turn down hard earned money.
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Old 04-27-2006   #257
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Re: Sex Toy Glossary

$7.50 deal or no deal?
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La de da! Mr. fancy pants,with his big bucks!
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that was my last bonus check.
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See at least the pancake man makes me a respectable offer.
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*walks away,with head down, no self respect left,dejected,unwanted*
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Re: Sex Toy Glossary

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*walks away,with head down, no self respect left,dejected,unwanted*
Don't worry mike...I don't have as high of standards as Lynne...and I never turn down cash
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Thank you 'girl. .I feel a little better
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Oh Mike, you know for you it'd be a freebie! Come here baby!
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Oh,gee whiz..
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Re: Sex Toy Glossary

Lynnie...maybe we could do mike together? Kind of a two for one deal...like charity, but without the tax benefits
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she mad at me right now.
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Angry sex is still sex, mike
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That is true.
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Maybe if you are lucky I will spank you.
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Thats my job!
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Thender we can both spank Mike...like he would mind.
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He'll probably spank himself too!
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I get first whack... Oh,wait a minute.
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