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josh · 04-27-2006

**Thender** · 04-27-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

I get first whack... Oh,wait a minute.

Of course, as a courtesy, I'd let ya have first whack at it!

**mike** · 04-27-2006

Gee,thanks,since it is MY ASS!!!!

teachergirl · 04-27-2006

And what a nice ass it is

**mike** · 04-27-2006

Your just saying that. What do you want now?

teachergirl · 04-27-2006

Aw, cmon Mike, what do I always want?

**mike** · 04-27-2006

What night of the week is it?

teachergirl · 04-27-2006

Does the night of the week really matter? (*wink wink*)

**mike** · 04-27-2006

with you? Most definitely.

teachergirl · 04-27-2006

Well, today starts my four-day "weekend" since Lynnie and I will be toasting the rain-soaked golfers tomorrow...and there are no kids at school Monday.

So, yes, Mike, it is one of those nights...ALWAYS one of those nights

**mike** · 04-27-2006

That's what I thought. So I'll see you on Tuesday.

teachergirl · 04-27-2006

Are you bringing the rubbers this time, or am I?

**mike** · 04-27-2006

This time we'll each bring half.

**Thender** · 04-27-2006

Vodka!!!!!!!!!!

What was the topic?

teachergirl · 04-27-2006

boobies!

**mike** · 04-27-2006

BOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

**Thender** · 04-27-2006

BOOOOOOOOBIES dripping with VODDDDDKAAAAA!!!!!!

**mike** · 04-27-2006

Drunk BOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!

**Thender** · 04-27-2006

Drunk BOOOOBIES sticking up in the air!!!!!!

Like a mountain range.

teachergirl · 04-27-2006

Oooo....how about this? Boobies covered in vodka, covered in chocolate?

**mike** · 04-27-2006

SWEEEEEEET BOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!!

**Thender** · 04-27-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

Oooo....how about this? Boobies covered in vodka, covered in chocolate?

With sprinkles and whipped cream!!!

My sweet tooth is getting bigger!

teachergirl · 04-27-2006

Too bad there isn't something sexual to say about a banana split

**Thender** · 04-27-2006

I'm sure you could think of something.

teachergirl · 04-27-2006

Me? Why, I'd never...

Although, a really great image is coming to mind with some breasts, a "banana", and some chocolate syrup.

I must be getting hungry

04-27-2006	#276
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,693 Throcks: 350.86 Thanks: 2,915 Thanked 1,048 Times in 197 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

04-27-2006	#278
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Gee,thanks,since it is MY ASS!!!! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-27-2006	#279
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary And what a nice ass it is __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-27-2006	#280
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Your just saying that. What do you want now? __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-27-2006	#281
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Aw, cmon Mike, what do I always want? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-27-2006	#282
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary What night of the week is it? __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-27-2006	#283
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Does the night of the week really matter? (wink wink) __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-27-2006	#284
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary with you? Most definitely. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-27-2006	#285
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Well, today starts my four-day "weekend" since Lynnie and I will be toasting the rain-soaked golfers tomorrow...and there are no kids at school Monday. So, yes, Mike, it is one of those nights...ALWAYS one of those nights __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-27-2006	#286
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary That's what I thought. So I'll see you on Tuesday. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-27-2006	#287
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Are you bringing the rubbers this time, or am I? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-27-2006	#288
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary This time we'll each bring half. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-27-2006	#289
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Vodka!!!!!!!!!! What was the topic? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-27-2006	#290
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary boobies! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-27-2006	#291
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary BOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

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04-27-2006	#292
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary BOOOOOOOOBIES dripping with VODDDDDKAAAAA!!!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-27-2006	#293
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Drunk BOOOOOOOBIES!!!!! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-27-2006	#294
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Drunk BOOOOBIES sticking up in the air!!!!!! Like a mountain range. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-27-2006	#295
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Oooo....how about this? Boobies covered in vodka, covered in chocolate? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-27-2006	#296
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.25 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary SWEEEEEEET BOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!!! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-27-2006	#298
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Too bad there isn't something sexual to say about a banana split __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-27-2006	#299
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I'm sure you could think of something. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-27-2006	#300
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.05 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Me? Why, I'd never... Although, a really great image is coming to mind with some breasts, a "banana", and some chocolate syrup. I must be getting hungry __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.