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MMM · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by shutterbug

I think MMM gets off smacking Mike

Shutterbug.. I don't smack Mike..

I am whacking mike..

Secondly.. Well I would tell you what gets me off, but you are too young..

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

Shutterbug.. I don't smack Mike..

I am whacking mike..

Secondly.. Well I would tell you what gets me off, but you are too young..

Even better, she likes to Whack Mike, and Mike likes to Whack Mike, could be a children's book if it weren't so dirty. "See M whack Mike, see Mike whack Mike, whack it Mike whack it!"

**ob1** · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

...whack it Mike whack it!"

Yes Ma'am!!

**mike** · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMM

Shutterbug.. I don't smack Mike..

I am whacking mike..

Secondly.. Well I would tell you what gets me off, but you are too young..

And YES you are!!!!!!!!!!!

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

This thread is

!

**ob1** · 04-17-2006

mike's getting wacked from a mod who's really stacked
which feels a lot better than your balls getting racked;
I would keep on typing but my pc's getting hacked...word

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ob1

mike's getting wacked from a mod who's really stacked
which feels a lot better than your balls getting racked;
I would keep on typing but my pc's getting hacked...word

Happy National Poetry month everyone!

**ob1** · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Happy National Poetry month everyone!

lol...i rhyme all the time!

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

You are a poet, but I didn't knowit.

**ob1** · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

You are a poet, but I didn't knowit.

...I just had a free-associative thought and just wanted to share,
so thanks for your funny response, it shows that you care.

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

Why do I have this image of Dr. Seuss sitting at a computer?
Eating green eggs and ham?
With a cat in the hat in his lap?

Sarcasm sam I am

MMM · 04-17-2006

Ob1 - You crack me up..

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Ob1 gets in my crac... Wait, thats wrong..

ReverendJohnnyMayhem · 04-17-2006

I'm still laughing though, I'm one of the few that can't be restrained. I can get out of chain ties and straightjackets, now I'm working on handcuffs.

but then again, to be a sub, you have to want to be a sub(missive).

Then again it does make me think, when T&T brought up the boyscout thing. I actually can fit into my uniform, and have wore it on a few occasions at various fetish balls. (and yeah there are pictures floating about)

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Fetish parties? In your cub scout uniform....

Thanks for the visual. Now I need to think of some steel wool to scrub that image outa my mind...

**mike** · 04-17-2006

C'mon,your a Bored Bastard! DAMMIT,BOY, Your better than this!!!!!!!!!!!!!Get a grip on yourself!!!!!

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

I've got a real good grip on myself!!!

But I'm not drunk enough yet.

**mike** · 04-17-2006

Well then,get the Southern flowin'.

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

I'm trying, I'm trying! Besides, what will your mother think of me?

**mike** · 04-17-2006

I tell you what,she says your alot cuter when you share the bottle with her.

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

I love it when she uses me!

**mike** · 04-17-2006

Like a piece of meat, and throws you away, huh?

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Wellllll. She's never thrown me away. Not when i'm using the duct tape anyway.

**mike** · 04-17-2006

Duct tape will solve any issue,huh?

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

It hasn't solved "overactive bladder" yet. The little mice that I'm expierimenting on keep blowing up.

04-17-2006	#30
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary This thread is ! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#31
ob1 Jedi SlaveBoy Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 7,203 Throcks: 2,734.85 Thanks: 1,356 Thanked 3,130 Times in 617 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary mike's getting wacked from a mod who's really stacked which feels a lot better than your balls getting racked; I would keep on typing but my pc's getting hacked...word __________________ Ban the lizards!

04-17-2006	#34
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary You are a poet, but I didn't knowit. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-17-2006	#36
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.04 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Why do I have this image of Dr. Seuss sitting at a computer? Eating green eggs and ham? With a cat in the hat in his lap? Sarcasm sam I am __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#37
MMM Enjoy In Moderation Join Date: May 2005 Location: blair Age: 36 Posts: 3,186 Throcks: 2,335.57 Thanks: 0 Thanked 202 Times in 47 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Ob1 - You crack me up.. __________________

04-17-2006	#38
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Ob1 gets in my crac... Wait, thats wrong.. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#39
ReverendJohnnyMayhem Welder by day Sideshow operator by night Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Crescent Iowa Posts: 294 Throcks: 423.65 Thanks: 3 Thanked 53 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I'm still laughing though, I'm one of the few that can't be restrained. I can get out of chain ties and straightjackets, now I'm working on handcuffs. but then again, to be a sub, you have to want to be a sub(missive). Then again it does make me think, when T&T brought up the boyscout thing. I actually can fit into my uniform, and have wore it on a few occasions at various fetish balls. (and yeah there are pictures floating about) __________________ Art Vs Mayhem http://www.johnnymayhem.com

04-17-2006	#40
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Fetish parties? In your cub scout uniform.... Thanks for the visual. Now I need to think of some steel wool to scrub that image outa my mind... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#41
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.23 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary C'mon,your a Bored Bastard! DAMMIT,BOY, Your better than this!!!!!!!!!!!!!Get a grip on yourself!!!!! __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-17-2006	#42
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I've got a real good grip on myself!!! But I'm not drunk enough yet. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#43
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.23 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Well then,get the Southern flowin'. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-17-2006	#44
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I'm trying, I'm trying! Besides, what will your mother think of me? __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#45
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.23 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I tell you what,she says your alot cuter when you share the bottle with her. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-17-2006	#46
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I love it when she uses me! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#47
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.23 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Like a piece of meat, and throws you away, huh? __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-17-2006	#48
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Wellllll. She's never thrown me away. Not when i'm using the duct tape anyway. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#49
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.23 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Duct tape will solve any issue,huh? __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-17-2006	#50
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary It hasn't solved "overactive bladder" yet. The little mice that I'm expierimenting on keep blowing up. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

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