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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary So that's what you call what are in your pants. 
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary No!  I call them my "big fury rodents"! 
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary I'm sure that MUST be why you attract the ladies. We have to change the name, cant be a bastard with your junk named that. 
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary ^You oughta see what happens when you pet them. Wait, you already know.. 
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary And the SOB bit me. It took your mom to lick and calm it down. 
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Thats why her face looks like she's been sucking lemons!  Damn you mike! Now I'll never hear the end of it....
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 | Re: Sex Toy Glossary You guys need to get off the mom jokes, I mean can't you respect the woman who brought you into this world? (chuckles softly)
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary OK... You can obviously hear this one coming..... I respect your mom every morning!
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Hey!!!! I can only give the 12 inches that I have! Now thats respect! How many people does she know that would give her a ruler every morning? 
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Yeah... That was lame....
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary You have an extra ruler? That's so awesome! I need a couple for my classroom!
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary No way! I'm not going to jail!
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Don't worry...I teach at Duchesne!
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Nah, she needs like the 1/2 ruler is there a name for that?
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Quote:
(Oh, I'm kidding Mike...you know I love ya!)
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Man that was so harsh, funny, but harsh.
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Mikey's going to hurt me
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Maybe with any luck he will hurt me, in a good way.
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary He would probably hurt us together, you know
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary I'm feeling left out.... 
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Oh Thender there is enough of us to go around, and we can wrap around you too.
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary A bored bastard pole dance? Yummy!
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| Re: Sex Toy Glossary Now I'm feeling the warmth....
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