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Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

Just warmth or warm and moist...have I gone too far? Probably.

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Nope! Not far enough!!!!

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Just warmth or warm and moist...have I gone too far? Probably.

You are so my best buddy...I was thinking it...you said it...hooah!

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

I gotta say it, those who don't get to do it, talk about it.

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

^ Ain't that the truth

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

That would explain why we all talk about sex so much on this site

Lynniebits · 04-17-2006

See if we had more sex, we wouldn't have time to post so much.

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

Well, I think some of these guys are doing their posting one-handed

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

^Ain't that the truth!!!!

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

Cut and paste, huh thender?

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Yeah.....

zwingmm05 · 04-17-2006

There were three men stranded in the desert. It had been days since they have had water or anything to eat. Fearing near death the walked over top of a hill and saw a tent in the middle of the desert. The first man walked in to the tent and saw the ugliest nastiest chick you have ever seen laid there. He asked may I have some water maam? She said only if you fuck me... He turned and ran out the door. The second man walked in and asked the same question, and got the same answer only if you fuck me.. He also ran out the door. The third man walked in asked the same question, she replied only if you fuck me... He looked around and saw some sweet corn laying on the table and said "okay but only if you close your eyes" she complied to his request and he took that ear of corn and ran it in and out in and out then threw it out the door. When he got done she said please one more time it has been so long. so he said only if you close your eyes, again she complied. Once again he went in and out in and out, and threw it out the door. he comes walking out and said guys I got water, WATER. his buddies said yeah but we got creamed corn

teachergirl · 04-17-2006

Nasty, but funny...at least it didn't smell like fish!

**Thender** · 04-17-2006

Good one.... But try and post in the right forum next time...

ReverendJohnnyMayhem · 04-17-2006

alt edit copy, alt edit paste, let teh funny begin.

back to the sex thing, how many of you been to an actual fetish event? (not like a party at somebody's house but a full out fetish ball)

TNT_Tony · 04-18-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by zwingmm05

There were three men stranded in the desert. It had been days since they have had water or anything to eat. Fearing near death the walked over top of a hill and saw a tent in the middle of the desert. The first man walked in to the tent and saw the ugliest nastiest chick you have ever seen laid there. He asked may I have some water maam? She said only if you fuck me... He turned and ran out the door. The second man walked in and asked the same question, and got the same answer only if you fuck me.. He also ran out the door. The third man walked in asked the same question, she replied only if you fuck me... He looked around and saw some sweet corn laying on the table and said "okay but only if you close your eyes" she complied to his request and he took that ear of corn and ran it in and out in and out then threw it out the door. When he got done she said please one more time it has been so long. so he said only if you close your eyes, again she complied. Once again he went in and out in and out, and threw it out the door. he comes walking out and said guys I got water, WATER. his buddies said yeah but we got creamed corn

Lynniebits · 04-18-2006

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Originally Posted by ReverendJohnnyMayhem

alt edit copy, alt edit paste, let teh funny begin.

back to the sex thing, how many of you been to an actual fetish event? (not like a party at somebody's house but a full out fetish ball)

No, but it doesn't mean I wouldn't go...just means I haven't yet.

Two2mnyxs · 04-18-2006

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Originally Posted by Lynniebits

No, but it doesn't mean I wouldn't go...just means I haven't yet.

do they have Fetish partys local?

**mike** · 04-18-2006

Yeah, TnT were talking about them one day. But I couldn't tell you where or who to contact.

Lynniebits · 04-18-2006

Yeah, well I am not going by myself, so some of ya'll are coming with me.

**mike** · 04-18-2006

Not me. Good Catholic boy here.

teachergirl · 04-18-2006

I would totally love to see a fetish party......on HBO.

Actually, it might be interesting from a purely sociological perspective. Kinda like studying nature...but with whips, chains, and lots of feet.

jugHEAD · 04-18-2006

Does sesame street live count as a fetish ball. That chick who works at hoopers store is freakinng HOT!!!!!! LOL

Two2mnyxs · 04-18-2006

^sick and wrong^ LOL

ReverendJohnnyMayhem · 04-18-2006

www.spankcandy.com That is the local group that I occasionally perform and do shows with.

Really mild in my humble opinion, I have been to way more hard core events than this.

04-17-2006	#76
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 357.98 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Just warmth or warm and moist...have I gone too far? Probably. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-17-2006	#77
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,425.46 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,855 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Nope! Not far enough!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#79
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 357.98 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I gotta say it, those who don't get to do it, talk about it. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-17-2006	#80
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,425.46 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,855 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary ^ Ain't that the truth __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#81
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 262.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary That would explain why we all talk about sex so much on this site __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#82
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 357.98 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary See if we had more sex, we wouldn't have time to post so much. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-17-2006	#83
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 262.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Well, I think some of these guys are doing their posting one-handed __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#84
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,425.46 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,855 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary ^Ain't that the truth!!!! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#85
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 262.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Cut and paste, huh thender? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#86
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,425.46 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,855 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Yeah..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#87
zwingmm05 TnTU Pre-school Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2 Throcks: 250.07 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	three men in the desert There were three men stranded in the desert. It had been days since they have had water or anything to eat. Fearing near death the walked over top of a hill and saw a tent in the middle of the desert. The first man walked in to the tent and saw the ugliest nastiest chick you have ever seen laid there. He asked may I have some water maam? She said only if you fuck me... He turned and ran out the door. The second man walked in and asked the same question, and got the same answer only if you fuck me.. He also ran out the door. The third man walked in asked the same question, she replied only if you fuck me... He looked around and saw some sweet corn laying on the table and said "okay but only if you close your eyes" she complied to his request and he took that ear of corn and ran it in and out in and out then threw it out the door. When he got done she said please one more time it has been so long. so he said only if you close your eyes, again she complied. Once again he went in and out in and out, and threw it out the door. he comes walking out and said guys I got water, WATER. his buddies said yeah but we got creamed corn

04-17-2006	#88
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 262.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Nasty, but funny...at least it didn't smell like fish! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-17-2006	#89
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 21,417 Throcks: 4,425.46 Thanks: 5,213 Thanked 5,855 Times in 1,539 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Good one.... But try and post in the right forum next time... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-17-2006	#90
ReverendJohnnyMayhem Welder by day Sideshow operator by night Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Crescent Iowa Posts: 286 Throcks: 272.33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary alt edit copy, alt edit paste, let teh funny begin. back to the sex thing, how many of you been to an actual fetish event? (not like a party at somebody's house but a full out fetish ball) __________________ Art Vs Mayhem http://www.johnnymayhem.com

04-18-2006	#94
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,161.30 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,516 Times in 612 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Yeah, TnT were talking about them one day. But I couldn't tell you where or who to contact. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

04-18-2006	#95
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,199 Throcks: 357.98 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Yeah, well I am not going by myself, so some of ya'll are coming with me. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-18-2006	#96
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 13,628 Throcks: 5,161.30 Thanks: 5,879 Thanked 2,516 Times in 612 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Not me. Good Catholic boy here. __________________ "The moving sidewalk is coming to an end, please lift up your balls !!"- Todd

04-18-2006	#97
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 262.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I would totally love to see a fetish party......on HBO. Actually, it might be interesting from a purely sociological perspective. Kinda like studying nature...but with whips, chains, and lots of feet. __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-18-2006	#98
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 34 Posts: 317 Throcks: 258.06 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Does sesame street live count as a fetish ball. That chick who works at hoopers store is freakinng HOT!!!!!! LOL __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

04-18-2006	#99
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37 Posts: 986 Throcks: 2,139.63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Sex Toy Glossary ^sick and wrong^ LOL __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

04-18-2006	#100
ReverendJohnnyMayhem Welder by day Sideshow operator by night Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Crescent Iowa Posts: 286 Throcks: 272.33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary www.spankcandy.com That is the local group that I occasionally perform and do shows with. Really mild in my humble opinion, I have been to way more hard core events than this. __________________ Art Vs Mayhem http://www.johnnymayhem.com

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