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ReverendJohnnyMayhem · 04-18-2006

Ok, what about....

Does anybody own a violet wand? Electrical play is so cool, and it definatly freaks out the first timers.

Chubby · 04-18-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReverendJohnnyMayhem

Ok, what about....

Does anybody own a violet wand? Electrical play is so cool, and it definatly freaks out the first timers.

What the heck is a violet wand??? Was that on the sex toy glossary?

ReverendJohnnyMayhem · 04-18-2006

not sure, if not it should be there. The electro violet wand is one of the coolest toys ever. It started off in the early 1900s as a quack medical device, the sort of thing that would cure all what ales you. Little did they know the other reason it was purchaced.

http://www.violetwand.org/

funny thing is, there is a good market for the old ones that you can run across at flea markets, antique stores and random junk shops.

Lynniebits · 04-18-2006

Ok, and I say this with love, ya'll are a bunch of freaks!

**Thender** · 04-18-2006

We contribute what we can...

teachergirl · 04-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReverendJohnnyMayhem

Ok, what about....

Does anybody own a violet wand? Electrical play is so cool, and it definatly freaks out the first timers.

I TOTALLY saw that on Real Sex on HBO...I think it would be interesting...and I learned how to be a freak from watching you Lynnie

Lynniebits · 04-19-2006

Yo, I mean I am a freak, and I will try darn near anything once, but some things are just toooooooo freaky for me. Some stuff may be fine for others, but I just don't want to participate.

teachergirl · 04-19-2006

So, let's see what we have established about teachergirl...
1. She tends to get drunk and flirt a lot
2. She is into porn, masturbation, and teaching 8th grade (not all together, of course!)
3. She would try the kinky stuff if she could (but she knows she shouldn't)

Wouldn't it be a riot if I turned out to be a 45 year old man who lives in my parent's basement in real life?

Two2mnyxs · 04-19-2006

LOL that would take the cake there girl
Fooled them all you did

teachergirl · 04-19-2006

I just need to find the right kind of avatar to prove it now!

Okay! Found it!! Just call me Joe

**mike** · 04-19-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

So, let's see what we have established about teachergirl...
1. She tends to get drunk and flirt a lot
2. She is into porn, masturbation, and teaching 8th grade (not all together, of course!)
3. She would try the kinky stuff if she could (but she knows she shouldn't)

Wouldn't it be a riot if I turned out to be a 45 year old man who lives in my parent's basement in real life?

uhhhhhhhhh,no!

Two2mnyxs · 04-19-2006

LMAO i like it LOL so many guys will be dissapointed

teachergirl · 04-19-2006

Some more than others I guess....especially considering some of these people actually do know me in real life!

Two2mnyxs · 04-19-2006

AWWWW my eyes thats a bad Avitar man in Stalkings OH the nightmares

teachergirl · 04-19-2006

I tried to find a picture of myself, but I didn't want all you boys to be jealous

**Thender** · 04-19-2006

Thats it! I'm pulling the Jack sparrow down until that avatar of yours stops burning my eyes!

**mike** · 04-19-2006

Makes you want that bottle more doesn't it?

Lynniebits · 04-19-2006

LMFAO, actually I am teachergirls little brother, and I live in the basement too! We share bunkbeds actually.

**Thender** · 04-19-2006

I don't think the bottle is gonna help one bit! At least it didn't when you modeled your red stockings for me....

MMM · 04-19-2006

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Originally Posted by thender

Thats it! I'm pulling the Jack sparrow down until that avatar of yours stops burning my eyes!

No - no don't I will change her avatar.. Please don't take away my pleasure.. I mean my friend.. I mean I like Jack..

Lynniebits · 04-19-2006

Thender, you thought my SpiderMan was bad.

**Thender** · 04-19-2006

Weeelll, since you begged so nicely MMM...

No bits, not your avatar.... it's salright...

Lynniebits · 04-19-2006

Well at least it isn't as bad as my brother Teachergirls.

**Thender** · 04-19-2006

Thats who's avatar is making me gouge my eyes out....

teachergirl · 04-19-2006

If you were comfortable in your sexuality, you wouldn't mind looking at my sexy legs

04-18-2006	#101
ReverendJohnnyMayhem Welder by day Sideshow operator by night Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Crescent Iowa Posts: 294 Throcks: 423.67 Thanks: 3 Thanked 53 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Ok, what about.... Does anybody own a violet wand? Electrical play is so cool, and it definatly freaks out the first timers. __________________ Art Vs Mayhem http://www.johnnymayhem.com

04-18-2006	#103
ReverendJohnnyMayhem Welder by day Sideshow operator by night Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Crescent Iowa Posts: 294 Throcks: 423.67 Thanks: 3 Thanked 53 Times in 8 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary not sure, if not it should be there. The electro violet wand is one of the coolest toys ever. It started off in the early 1900s as a quack medical device, the sort of thing that would cure all what ales you. Little did they know the other reason it was purchaced. http://www.violetwand.org/ funny thing is, there is a good market for the old ones that you can run across at flea markets, antique stores and random junk shops. __________________ Art Vs Mayhem http://www.johnnymayhem.com

04-18-2006	#104
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Ok, and I say this with love, ya'll are a bunch of freaks! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-18-2006	#105
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,091 Throcks: 9,355.47 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 17,017 Times in 4,211 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary We contribute what we can... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-19-2006	#107
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Yo, I mean I am a freak, and I will try darn near anything once, but some things are just toooooooo freaky for me. Some stuff may be fine for others, but I just don't want to participate. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-19-2006	#108
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary So, let's see what we have established about teachergirl... 1. She tends to get drunk and flirt a lot 2. She is into porn, masturbation, and teaching 8th grade (not all together, of course!) 3. She would try the kinky stuff if she could (but she knows she shouldn't) Wouldn't it be a riot if I turned out to be a 45 year old man who lives in my parent's basement in real life? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-19-2006	#109
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37 Posts: 986 Throcks: 4,200.63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Sex Toy Glossary LOL that would take the cake there girl Fooled them all you did __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

04-19-2006	#110
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I just need to find the right kind of avatar to prove it now! Okay! Found it!! Just call me Joe __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night. Last edited by teachergirl; 04-19-2006 at 04:09 PM.

04-19-2006	#112
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37 Posts: 986 Throcks: 4,200.63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Sex Toy Glossary LMAO i like it LOL so many guys will be dissapointed __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

04-19-2006	#113
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Some more than others I guess....especially considering some of these people actually do know me in real life! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-19-2006	#114
Two2mnyxs Jr. and Jeff will be Team Mates in '08 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Papillion Age: 37 Posts: 986 Throcks: 4,200.63 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 1 Post	Re: Sex Toy Glossary AWWWW my eyes thats a bad Avitar man in Stalkings OH the nightmares __________________ WOW HAIL HORDE If you Play and want a good group to run with email me James.hayes@offutt.af.mil this space for rent

04-19-2006	#115
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I tried to find a picture of myself, but I didn't want all you boys to be jealous __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-19-2006	#116
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,091 Throcks: 9,355.47 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 17,017 Times in 4,211 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Thats it! I'm pulling the Jack sparrow down until that avatar of yours stops burning my eyes! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-19-2006	#117
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,833.06 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,609 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Makes you want that bottle more doesn't it? __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-19-2006	#118
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary LMFAO, actually I am teachergirls little brother, and I live in the basement too! We share bunkbeds actually. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-19-2006	#119
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,091 Throcks: 9,355.47 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 17,017 Times in 4,211 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I don't think the bottle is gonna help one bit! At least it didn't when you modeled your red stockings for me.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-19-2006	#121
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Thender, you thought my SpiderMan was bad. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-19-2006	#122
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,091 Throcks: 9,355.47 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 17,017 Times in 4,211 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Weeelll, since you begged so nicely MMM... No bits, not your avatar.... it's salright... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-19-2006	#123
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Well at least it isn't as bad as my brother Teachergirls. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-19-2006	#124
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,091 Throcks: 9,355.47 Thanks: 14,779 Thanked 17,017 Times in 4,211 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Thats who's avatar is making me gouge my eyes out.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-19-2006	#125
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary If you were comfortable in your sexuality, you wouldn't mind looking at my sexy legs __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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