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**Thender** · 04-20-2006

I think Lynnie and mike need to get some issues taken care of. Like Who's gonna do the main shopping at Fredricks, and whos gonna wear the pantys in the relationship!

teachergirl · 04-20-2006

That would have to be mike...Lynnie likes to go commando

**mike** · 04-20-2006

But I'm getting a rash,dammit.

**Thender** · 04-20-2006

^Yeah. But the rash is on your head...

teachergirl · 04-20-2006

Which one?

**Thender** · 04-20-2006

I'd say the bald one... But that wouldn't help you figure it out either... Or I could say the one he wears his hat on, but that won't help either....

teachergirl · 04-20-2006

How about this one...which one has a woman actually SEEN?

Lynniebits · 04-20-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

I think Lynnie and Mike need to get a room...or the back seat of a car, or the top of my desk at work, or hell, even a pool table.

Ya know, let's just say at the party on the 13th, Mike better watch his bones, cuz they might get jumped.

**Thender** · 04-20-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

How about this one...which one has a woman actually SEEN?

Oh.. That would be the one with a mouth in it... Oh, wait

Lynniebits · 04-20-2006

The one with a mouth on it, or the one you wish had a mouth on it?

**Thender** · 04-20-2006

Both!

Lynniebits · 04-20-2006

Shoulda said the one with a mouth on it, or the one with your hand on it? "...who was your favorite Little Rascal was it Alfalfa or Spanky?"

**Thender** · 04-20-2006

Spanky! Of course.

Lynniebits · 04-20-2006

Of course, mine too!

**Thender** · 04-20-2006

What a coincadent!

teachergirl · 04-21-2006

I love how random this thread is...sex toys...the little rascals

So, what's your favorite flavor of jello all?

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

Speaking of Jello...What's up with gas prices!?

teachergirl · 04-21-2006

Speaking of South Park, did Oprah's vagina have a concealed gun license?

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

Well, while we are on the topic of street fighting, Why do most diet sodas taste like crap?

teachergirl · 04-21-2006

Have you ever noticed that gerbils and hamsters look a hell of a lot alike?

But not guinea pigs...those suckers are WAY different!

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

Why are there so many different types of cheese?

KUfan_Donnie · 04-21-2006

Hmmm...

cherry
they do f*cking suck, dude. They're supposed to keep going up, too

No
The word "diet" comes to mind...

Indeed
.......Especially if it can talk and sounds a lot like Eddie Murphy

I honestly don't know--to appease the cheese-lovers of the world and to piss off the lactose intolerant people, perhaps?

And just because I'm in a particularly cranky mood (and am looking to pick a fight), who here supports the Wright Amendment?

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

The Gameshow Network shows gameshows! It's insanity!!

jpa · 04-21-2006

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

Speaking of stereo's, pizza is good!

04-20-2006	#151
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I think Lynnie and mike need to get some issues taken care of. Like Who's gonna do the main shopping at Fredricks, and whos gonna wear the pantys in the relationship! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-20-2006	#152
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary That would have to be mike...Lynnie likes to go commando __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-20-2006	#153
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.17 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary But I'm getting a rash,dammit. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-20-2006	#154
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary ^Yeah. But the rash is on your head... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-20-2006	#155
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Which one? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-20-2006	#156
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I'd say the bald one... But that wouldn't help you figure it out either... Or I could say the one he wears his hat on, but that won't help either.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-20-2006	#157
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary How about this one...which one has a woman actually SEEN? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-20-2006	#160
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary The one with a mouth on it, or the one you wish had a mouth on it? __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-20-2006	#161
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Both! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-20-2006	#162
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Shoulda said the one with a mouth on it, or the one with your hand on it? "...who was your favorite Little Rascal was it Alfalfa or Spanky?" __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-20-2006	#163
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Spanky! Of course. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-20-2006	#164
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Of course, mine too! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-20-2006	#165
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.13 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary What a coincadent! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-21-2006	#166
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I love how random this thread is...sex toys...the little rascals So, what's your favorite flavor of jello all? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-21-2006	#167
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.75 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Speaking of Jello...What's up with gas prices!? __________________

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04-21-2006	#168
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Speaking of South Park, did Oprah's vagina have a concealed gun license? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-21-2006	#169
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.75 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Well, while we are on the topic of street fighting, Why do most diet sodas taste like crap? __________________

04-21-2006	#170
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.02 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Have you ever noticed that gerbils and hamsters look a hell of a lot alike? But not guinea pigs...those suckers are WAY different! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-21-2006	#171
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.75 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Why are there so many different types of cheese? __________________

04-21-2006	#172
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04-21-2006	#173
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.75 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary The Gameshow Network shows gameshows! It's insanity!! __________________

04-21-2006	#174
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04-21-2006	#175
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