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jpa · 04-21-2006

how bout them red birds

KUfan_Donnie · 04-21-2006

Pujols is a god!

Book reports are stupid

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

Dragons can fly!

**mike** · 04-21-2006

It'll be ok Tony. C'mon back to reality.

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

Just me?

**mike** · 04-21-2006

No,bring the group.

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

They refuse to leave. They said something about Uranus.

**Thender** · 04-21-2006

Everybody talks about Uranus, Tony....

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

By everyone you mean just you. "Bunch of fags"

**Thender** · 04-21-2006

Oooooh! Ya got me with that one.

TNT_Tony · 04-21-2006

It was almost as good as your post....

teachergirl · 04-21-2006

What, his uranus?

Lynniebits · 04-21-2006

Um, I think this thread may have turned into "Radomosity".

teachergirl · 04-21-2006

Nah, this thread is a perfect example of what happens when people masturbate too much

Lynniebits · 04-21-2006

You would think it would make a lot of sense to me.

**Thender** · 04-21-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNT_Tony

It was almost as good as your post....

Who died and made you post judge?

**mike** · 04-21-2006

he did.

**Thender** · 04-21-2006

I'm not buying it!

**mike** · 04-21-2006

That's alright. I ain't either.

TNT_Tony · 04-22-2006

I died and made myself post judge?????What?

TNT_Tony · 04-22-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

What, his uranus?

That makes no sense!!! Or does it!?!?!

teachergirl · 04-22-2006

Okay...here's what I was going for...the planet Uranus, which is located between Saturn and Neptune in our solar system, is sometimes incorrectly pronounced "your anus".

Since, of course, the anus has an obvious sexual overtone connected to it (it is sometimes referred to by other names, such as "pie hole", "the poop shoot", and "Mike's Magical Mystery Spot"), I was attempting to make a ha-ha, funny, "butt hole" joke.

Clearly, I failed miserably. Please forgive me, but dammit, I can't make EVERY post funny! There is only so much booze I can consume!

**Thender** · 04-22-2006

^ But keep trying TG! We'll help you along the way.

jpa · 04-23-2006

^dont worry TG, i understood the concept, but then again my mind is a little warped

teachergirl · 04-23-2006

Thanks guys...it feels good to know that my dirty mind isn't going to waste!

04-21-2006	#176
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04-21-2006	#177
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04-21-2006	#178
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04-21-2006	#179
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.17 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary It'll be ok Tony. C'mon back to reality. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-21-2006	#180
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04-21-2006	#181
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.17 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary No,bring the group. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-21-2006	#182
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.73 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary They refuse to leave. They said something about Uranus. __________________

04-21-2006	#183
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.12 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Everybody talks about Uranus, Tony.... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-21-2006	#184
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.73 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary By everyone you mean just you. "Bunch of fags" __________________

04-21-2006	#185
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.12 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Oooooh! Ya got me with that one. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-21-2006	#186
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.73 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary It was almost as good as your post.... __________________

04-21-2006	#187
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.01 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary What, his uranus? __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-21-2006	#188
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Um, I think this thread may have turned into "Radomosity". __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-21-2006	#189
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.01 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Nah, this thread is a perfect example of what happens when people masturbate too much __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-21-2006	#190
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.58 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary You would think it would make a lot of sense to me. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

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04-21-2006	#192
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.17 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary he did. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-21-2006	#193
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.12 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I'm not buying it! __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-21-2006	#194
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.17 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,604 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary That's alright. I ain't either. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-22-2006	#195
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.73 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I died and made myself post judge?????What? __________________

04-22-2006	#197
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.01 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Okay...here's what I was going for...the planet Uranus, which is located between Saturn and Neptune in our solar system, is sometimes incorrectly pronounced "your anus". Since, of course, the anus has an obvious sexual overtone connected to it (it is sometimes referred to by other names, such as "pie hole", "the poop shoot", and "Mike's Magical Mystery Spot"), I was attempting to make a ha-ha, funny, "butt hole" joke. Clearly, I failed miserably. Please forgive me, but dammit, I can't make EVERY post funny! There is only so much booze I can consume! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-22-2006	#198
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,083 Throcks: 9,344.12 Thanks: 14,757 Thanked 17,007 Times in 4,205 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary ^ But keep trying TG! We'll help you along the way. __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-23-2006	#199
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 28 Posts: 7,844 Throcks: 2,504.26 Thanks: 1,235 Thanked 5,591 Times in 1,151 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary ^dont worry TG, i understood the concept, but then again my mind is a little warped __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

04-23-2006	#200
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.01 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Thanks guys...it feels good to know that my dirty mind isn't going to waste! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.