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TNT_Tony · 04-23-2006

^And it never will!

Lynniebits · 04-23-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

Okay...here's what I was going for...the planet Uranus, which is located between Saturn and Neptune in our solar system, is sometimes incorrectly pronounced "your anus".

Since, of course, the anus has an obvious sexual overtone connected to it (it is sometimes referred to by other names, such as "pie hole", "the poop shoot", and "Mike's Magical Mystery Spot"), I was attempting to make a ha-ha, funny, "butt hole" joke.

Clearly, I failed miserably. Please forgive me, but dammit, I can't make EVERY post funny! There is only so much booze I can consume!

Somehow you explaining it made it less funny...but I still love ya.

sndg311 · 04-23-2006

lets see. Corn hole. the hershy highway. dads tunnel vision. The black hole. And my favorite the chocolate tongue twister.

**Thender** · 04-23-2006

Are you SURE yur not Tommy? Cause yur pretty revolting... But I'm pretty drunk too.....

sndg311 · 04-23-2006

tommy? tommy aint here man. Oh &*(^ I just flushed my stash. Nope. No tommy here

**Thender** · 04-23-2006

Then thats cool dude! Keep on posting.

Don't mind me.....

TNT_Tony · 04-24-2006

I wonder when some of the newer members are going to start asking, "Who the hell is Tommy?"

KUfan_Donnie · 04-24-2006

Perhaps (hopefully) new members never will ask that question...

I suppose it depends on the frequency of TK's name being brought up on the boards, no?

TNT_Tony · 04-24-2006

Kinda like we're doing right now?

KUfan_Donnie · 04-24-2006

for both of us, then...

TNT_Tony · 04-24-2006

Only, MMM is allowed to "whack" us!

teachergirl · 04-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNT_Tony

I wonder when some of the newer members are going to start asking, "Who the hell is Tommy?"

It isn't too hard to figure out if you look at the old message boards...now, that guy was a charmer! I'm surprised he got kicked off...he seemed like such a nice old man.

**mike** · 04-24-2006

He was called alot of choice words.

Lynniebits · 04-24-2006

Who is Tommy? Just kidding!

Lynniebits · 04-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike

He was called alot of choice words.

Well, I have been called a lot of choice words, am I gonna get kicked off too?

**mike** · 04-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Well, I have been called a lot of choice words, am I gonna get kicked off too?

Your called names 'cause we luv ya. He was not well liked.

teachergirl · 04-24-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Well, I have been called a lot of choice words, am I gonna get kicked off too?

We kid because we love...besides Lynnie, you have boobies, so that gives you a little bit of a get-out-of-jail-free card

Lynniebits · 04-24-2006

I may need more than one of those cards.

teachergirl · 04-24-2006

Well, that shouldn't be a problem...you do have really nice boobies

Lynniebits · 04-24-2006

Well thanks.

teachergirl · 04-24-2006

No problem...I should know..."wink, wink; nudge, nudge"

noload · 04-25-2006

Dam thats hot when one girl tells another girl she has nice boobs.

TNT_Tony · 04-25-2006

^It sure is!

Two2mnyxs · 04-25-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by teachergirl

Well, that shouldn't be a problem...you do have really nice boobies

thats a very sexxy comment there

teachergirl · 04-25-2006

Well she does! I'm not trying to be coy...I'm way jealous of her boobies, because she has super nice cleavage!

04-23-2006	#201
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.84 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary ^And it never will! __________________

04-23-2006	#203
sndg311 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 98 Throcks: 362.73 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary lets see. Corn hole. the hershy highway. dads tunnel vision. The black hole. And my favorite the chocolate tongue twister. __________________ *Mayor Landow. Please Go F#k Yourself!**

04-23-2006	#204
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.70 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,012 Times in 4,209 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Are you SURE yur not Tommy? Cause yur pretty revolting... But I'm pretty drunk too..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-23-2006	#205
sndg311 TnTU Sophomore Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 98 Throcks: 362.73 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary *tommy? tommy aint here man. Oh &(^ I just flushed my stash. Nope. No tommy here __________________ Mayor Landow. Please Go F#k Yourself!*

04-23-2006	#206
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 24,089 Throcks: 9,352.70 Thanks: 14,777 Thanked 17,012 Times in 4,209 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Then thats cool dude! Keep on posting. Don't mind me..... __________________ Shenandoah, American Legion Post #88 Color Guard, State Color Guard Champions for 2008 - 2009 Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush.

04-24-2006	#207
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.84 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I wonder when some of the newer members are going to start asking, "Who the hell is Tommy?" __________________

04-24-2006	#208
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,067 Throcks: 1,255.29 Thanks: 3,233 Thanked 651 Times in 133 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Perhaps (hopefully) new members never will ask that question... I suppose it depends on the frequency of TK's name being brought up on the boards, no? __________________ My liver must hate me

04-24-2006	#209
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.84 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Kinda like we're doing right now? __________________

04-24-2006	#210
KUfan_Donnie Recovering Gambling Addict Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21 Posts: 4,067 Throcks: 1,255.29 Thanks: 3,233 Thanked 651 Times in 133 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary for both of us, then... __________________ My liver must hate me

04-24-2006	#211
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.84 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Only, MMM is allowed to "whack" us! __________________

04-24-2006	#213
mike BOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 15,240 Throcks: 6,832.79 Thanks: 16,233 Thanked 9,608 Times in 2,226 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary He was called alot of choice words. __________________ If I like you, leave a message. If I don't , don't bother. If I don't know you, why the hell you calling me ??

04-24-2006	#214
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Who is Tommy? Just kidding! __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-24-2006	#218
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary I may need more than one of those cards. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-24-2006	#219
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.07 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Well, that shouldn't be a problem...you do have really nice boobies __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-24-2006	#220
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,203 Throcks: 507.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 36 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Well thanks. __________________ Life is too short for bras and uncomfortable shoes.

04-24-2006	#221
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.07 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary No problem...I should know..."wink, wink; nudge, nudge" __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-25-2006	#222
noload TnTU Freshman Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Mile Marker ? Posts: 24 Throcks: 360.59 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Dam thats hot when one girl tells another girl she has nice boobs.

04-25-2006	#223
TNT_Tony Olivia Munn is F*ing HOT!! Listens: Z92 - 3rd Shift Replay** Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bellevue, NE Age: 25 Posts: 7,074 Throcks: 2,735.84 Thanks: 153 Thanked 3,653 Times in 708 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary ^It sure is! __________________

04-25-2006	#225
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 31 Posts: 1,712 Throcks: 388.07 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Sex Toy Glossary Well she does! I'm not trying to be coy...I'm way jealous of her boobies, because she has super nice cleavage! __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

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