04-21-2006
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| If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your   Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30
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 | Happy Beer Day! "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." By Jack Schitt "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" Brian O'Rourke "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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04-21-2006
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| 1-800-BETS-OFF   Listens: Podcast Join Date: May 2005 Age: 21
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| Re: Happy Beer Day! Drink through the foam!  Happy beer day all! (I guess...  )
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| Coach J   Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Omaha, NE Age: 23
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 | Re: Happy Beer Day! The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. -Humphrey Bogart http://www.tastybrew.com/humor/quotes.html |
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Happy Beer Day! Amen to them all....
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| MMMMMMM......BBQ  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31
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| Re: Happy Beer Day! beer counts as a food group right??
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04-21-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster.  Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Happy Beer Day! Sorry, but it's a Southern night for me! 
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04-21-2006
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| Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36
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| Re: Happy Beer Day! What are you talking about. Every night is Southern night for you. 
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04-21-2006
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| Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38
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| Re: Happy Beer Day! Well Duuuhhh! 
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