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Old 04-25-2006   #26
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Honey, you get married IN Vegas...and divorced right away when you get back. No divorce settlements or anything like that. Think of it as an adventure!
well why don't you do it
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Daph, I seriously would! Trust me! However, I will be in DC with 8th graders when they all go to Vegas. I'll get married next year!
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your all crazy....
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Somehow, teachergirl and a bunch of eighth graders is scarrier than Lynnie and one Mexican! LOL
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Somehow, teachergirl and a bunch of eighth graders is scarrier than Lynnie and one Mexican! LOL
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Re: Marry a Mexican

He speaks English, I heard him on the rerun today, seems like a really nice guy. Even if you ahve to stay married for a month, youdo not have to see him or talk to him, one of the last couples to get married, just went to Vegas and went their separate ways, I would do this in a heartbeat, its VEGAS and now you are getting people willing to spot you some cash to go and do it!!!
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Re: Marry a Mexican

OK well that's the other thing...I will be in Vegas alone! How fucking boring will that be? I don't gamble, and have been to Vegas twice in the past year...so...what's the big? I am still looking for the reason to actually do it that convinces me. I mean yeah it is fun and crazy, but Vegas alone wouldn't be very fun either.
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Seriously how hard is it to come up with a fun group of people in Vegas and go party, not hard, I had two groups last time before my group even got off the plane
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Then looking elsewhere, maybe this guy has the big thing you have been looking for.
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LMAO, um maybe. See this is the overanalyzing that joke was talking about. The dude is thinking "Free Trip to Vegas" and I am analyzing it to death.
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Then looking elsewhere, maybe this guy has the big thing you have been looking for.
Yeah, like a brain!
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I'd take a free trip almost anywhere
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Re: Marry a Mexican

Lynnie if you do go your gonna have to deal with OPS! My buddy actually called in sick on one of those last days of the year! And since he didnt have a dr. note they docked him $306. I wish we made that much a day! And if you get married Tony and I will work as strippers at your bachelorette party!
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I'll call in dead. Better yet I will say that someone I know died...like my uncle.
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if you do it and get picked then the "boys" will talk about you for weeks
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Seriously( and you know I am never serious)..... they will want proof! I went to my wifes grandmas funeral 2 years ago on the 2nd to last day of school.... and they made me bring a program from the funeral for HR! Typical OPS.... great to the parents, kids, money makers, but shitty to its employees.
If you do go... can you tie my up and kidnap me!!! I dont think I would need a Drs note in that case!!!! And besides you cant rape the willing!!!
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Great...plus, I thought they had a lady already.
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no they will get like 4-5-6 of you and then he will pick a bride you get married that day then live your own lives till the trip go to vegas and have a great time with all the other winners
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don't do it lynnie you'll put bad karma on yourself....marry the person you love
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If it was the guy from this earlier this morning; he spoke English and he was all about the fun. You would have to share a room with him in Vegas though.
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don't do it lynnie you'll put bad karma on yourself....marry the person you love
Daph if I had one of those...I wouldn't even think about it.
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Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It Do It
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Daph if I had one of those...I wouldn't even think about it.
your making me sad.............. don't do it!






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