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Old 11-07-2006   #26
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Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!!

I was in the commissary at Offutt, I told my wife (at the time) that I was going to go look at something and that I would be right back. I shortly returned, and came up behind my "Wife" and whispered in her ear that I wanted to lick and suck her pussy till her face caved in. She . . . not being my wife turned around, Sounds great, I would enjoy that, but I would have to ask MY husband. . . . needless to say . . . it wasn't my wife
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Old 11-08-2006   #27
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Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!!

When I was in high school I worked as a stocker and sacker at a grocery store. One day while carrying out some groceries for a lady and her loud kids I noticed how stressed she was. I said something along the lines of "sorry we don't sell muzzles". She didn't think it was as funny as I did.
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