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jugHEAD · 04-21-2006

Hey lets stop talking about each other, and start making fun of ourselves!!!!
Whats the dubmest thing you ever said? Maybe a short explaination of who, what and where would help too!!!!

jugHEAD · 04-21-2006

I'll start. I said while teaching basic volleyball skills to 3rd graders.......
"Hey your not playing with their balls, stay over here and play with yourself!!!!"
Damn good thing it was 3rd graders otherwise the kids would have laughed their butts off!!!

I also in the same day......" I you have blue balls, put them away in your sack!!!"
God dammmit ...... I only have 2 feet to shove in my mouth!!!!

mike · 04-21-2006

Dumbest thing I ever said. Feb. 14,1992........ "I DO".......

teachergirl · 04-21-2006

"Sure, I will give it a try...I mean...it doesn't hurt that much does it?"

josh · 04-21-2006

guilty your honor.

Daphne · 04-21-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Dumbest thing I ever said. Feb. 14,1992........ "I DO".......

at least you got married v-day...i got married ground hog day Feb.2 1985...i was so stupid...i can't even tell who that girl was

really the dumest thing i have ever said was to the girl that was doing my biopsy was...."will you come get me when its time i'm going to go for a smoke"....

Nazarah · 04-21-2006

"Ahhhh, ONE more beer won't hurt anything!"

I find myself saying this more and more......damn I gotta stop that.

Lynniebits · 04-21-2006

There have been so many, but here is a good one.

One time in a class a kid asked me why we had to learn where countries were (I was teaching World Cultures not English at the time) I said because it is important to know where countries are so we can study about them and it makes sense. The kid says, "But Ms. P, its not like we are ever gonna go there." I said, "Well you may not, but dammit I might like to." Oooops. Luckily the kids just laughed it off and I didn't get called to the prinicpal's office...which does happen.

Lynniebits · 04-21-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Dumbest thing I ever said. Feb. 14,1992........ "I DO".......

Bitter much Mikey? What were you thinking getting married that young? Dang, I am 31, and it still scares the hell outta me.

mike · 04-21-2006

Military and pregnant thing. Air Force wouldn't pay for my daughter to be born unless we were married, and young and stupid.

teachergirl · 04-21-2006

In all seriousness? I have a couple...

1. "I'm going to IHOP to eat some pancakes!" (this really DID end-up bad...nothing against the fine food and staff at IHOP)

2. "I am totally okay to drive home! I gotta teach tomorrow!"

3. "Sure, I'll move in with you..."

Now I'm really bummed...thanks a lot Jughead...jerk

josh · 04-21-2006

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Originally Posted by teachergirl

1. "I'm going to IHOP to eat some pancakes!" (this really DID end-up bad...nothing against the fine food and staff at IHOP)

you know i have to ask..... what was dumb about it?

teachergirl · 04-21-2006

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Originally Posted by josh

you know i have to ask..... what was dumb about it?

I never really made it to the IHOP that night...that was the dumb part

josh · 04-21-2006

i understand.

Lynniebits · 04-21-2006

Poor TG, and she really wanted some IHOP.

teachergirl · 04-21-2006

They have yummy pancakes there

Lynniebits · 04-21-2006

Yeah, and some weird dude named Josh.

josh · 04-21-2006

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Originally Posted by Lynniebits

Yeah, and some weird dude named Josh.

that S.O.B. is crazy.

Thender · 04-21-2006

My dumbest moment was in Basic training in the Army. I was busy making my bunk when the Drill Seargent walked in the room. I yelled Attention! The rest of the room went to attention while I stood there, still making my bunk... That was worth 100 pushups...

I can't think of any others cause I'm pretty much the smarttest person I know...

jpa · 04-23-2006

I think that was yesterday, I work in a conveinence store and Mike Tyler came into buy a 6 pack of beer. Our company policy is we have to card everyone to buy beer. As he was leaving i saw him wearing a Z92 z bash shirt and without thinking i asked him who he was. He told me his name was Mike and then shortly after he left it dawned on me

Dave · 04-23-2006

I was in college with a hot instructor, and I was eating a cookie during lunch in the classroom (and probably nursing a hangover). She walked by and said "mmmmmm... that sure looks good...", then she kept walking to the door to go out in the hall.

When she was gone, a buddy turned to me jokingly and asked "I wonder what she was salivating over?", and I said "My crotch".

Then I heard her high heels in the hallway getting closer and closer, and she walked in, turned to me and the class and declared "No Dave, I was looking at your cookie"

Thender · 04-23-2006

I Know exactly what she meant, Dave. I've been looking at your cookie for a long time....

Lynniebits · 04-23-2006

I think you win Dave!

Lynniebits · 04-25-2006

I have another one. Dumbest thing I ever said, "Sure, I can teach Middle School."

Bud · 11-07-2006

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Originally Posted by mike

Dumbest thing I ever said. Feb. 14,1992........ "I DO".......

Ditto. First wife in 1991.

04-21-2006	#1
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 316	dumbest thing you ever said!!! Hey lets stop talking about each other, and start making fun of ourselves!!!! Whats the dubmest thing you ever said? Maybe a short explaination of who, what and where would help too!!!! __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

04-21-2006	#2
jugHEAD Tonight we are doin' it wookiestyle baby! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Omaha Age: 33 Posts: 316	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! I'll start. I said while teaching basic volleyball skills to 3rd graders....... "Hey your not playing with their balls, stay over here and play with yourself!!!!" Damn good thing it was 3rd graders otherwise the kids would have laughed their butts off!!! I also in the same day......" I you have blue balls, put them away in your sack!!!" God dammmit ...... I only have 2 feet to shove in my mouth!!!! __________________ AHHHH the force is long with this one!!!!

04-21-2006	#3
mike Drugs Are Better Than Pugs - Just Say No Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 36 Posts: 12,695	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! Dumbest thing I ever said. Feb. 14,1992........ "I DO"....... __________________ "Black Tony isn't salty, he's creamy"- Travis Justice

04-21-2006	#4
teachergirl If you give me enough throcks, I'll play with your Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha - the good side Age: 30 Posts: 1,638	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! "Sure, I will give it a try...I mean...it doesn't hurt that much does it?" __________________ Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

04-21-2006	#5
josh MMMMMMM......BBQ Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: THE UNIQUE CITY OF BELLEVUE Age: 31 Posts: 2,163	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! guilty your honor. __________________ THIS SPACE FOR RENT.

04-21-2006	#7
Nazarah The stickiest of the ickiest Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 26 Posts: 462	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! "Ahhhh, ONE more beer won't hurt anything!" I find myself saying this more and more......damn I gotta stop that. __________________ Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right

04-21-2006	#8
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! There have been so many, but here is a good one. One time in a class a kid asked me why we had to learn where countries were (I was teaching World Cultures not English at the time) I said because it is important to know where countries are so we can study about them and it makes sense. The kid says, "But Ms. P, its not like we are ever gonna go there." I said, "Well you may not, but dammit I might like to." Oooops. Luckily the kids just laughed it off and I didn't get called to the prinicpal's office...which does happen. __________________ God I need a nap.

04-21-2006	#19
Thender Always riding the ragged edge of disaster. Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: May 2005 Age: 38 Posts: 18,147	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! My dumbest moment was in Basic training in the Army. I was busy making my bunk when the Drill Seargent walked in the room. I yelled Attention! The rest of the room went to attention while I stood there, still making my bunk... That was worth 100 pushups... I can't think of any others cause I'm pretty much the smarttest person I know... __________________ Two in the mouth is worth one in the bush. 4th place, 2008 TNTU.net college fantasy football... Bud came in 6th...

04-23-2006	#20
jpa Special Members Listens: Podcast Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha Age: 27 Posts: 6,034	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! I think that was yesterday, I work in a conveinence store and Mike Tyler came into buy a 6 pack of beer. Our company policy is we have to card everyone to buy beer. As he was leaving i saw him wearing a Z92 z bash shirt and without thinking i asked him who he was. He told me his name was Mike and then shortly after he left it dawned on me __________________ "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." --Sam Brown

04-23-2006	#21
Dave Straight Pimpin Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Jun 2004 Age: 38 Posts: 4,992	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! I was in college with a hot instructor, and I was eating a cookie during lunch in the classroom (and probably nursing a hangover). She walked by and said "mmmmmm... that sure looks good...", then she kept walking to the door to go out in the hall. When she was gone, a buddy turned to me jokingly and asked "I wonder what she was salivating over?", and I said "My crotch". Then I heard her high heels in the hallway getting closer and closer, and she walked in, turned to me and the class and declared "No Dave, I was looking at your cookie" __________________ "Perverting the court of justice" -------------------------------------------- Todd and Tyler Streaming Questions, comments, concerns? Contact the Empire

04-25-2006	#24
Lynniebits Fear me, if you dare! Listens: Z92 - Mornings Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Back in Counciltucky! Age: 33 Posts: 2,123	Re: dumbest thing you ever said!!! I have another one. Dumbest thing I ever said, "Sure, I can teach Middle School." __________________ God I need a nap.

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