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Old 04-23-2006   #51
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

Damn 'ender,that is just wrong in so many ways. But funny!
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

Whats wrong? I have a strong fetish for wool! Warm, soft, fuzzy wool....
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Old 04-24-2006   #53
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

"Bunch of........sheep lovers"
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

Bunch of fags
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

I have to agree, a girl that is like a toothpick and looks like I could break her if i touched her I do not find appealing, some meat on the bones is healthy and likable
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

I always have a chuckle when guys say they would prefer a girl with some "meat on her bones". Nothing personal Shutter; I'm seriously not attacking you! I just laugh, because what a man says and what a man does are two completely different things. Then again, women can be the same way too I guess...basically, we are both screwed, huh? How depressing...I need a drink.
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

a little meat is good and the more we drink the more meat they can have
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

I agree with you on that one...the more I drink, the more "meat" a guy has
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

OK I had to jump in to the meat conversation. I personally don't like skinny guys. It is just a thing with me, cuz if they look like I would break them with some rough sex then I am so not interested. I like to say that I am well rounded. I have hips and butt and boobs, and well if a guy is looking for a stick figure...I ain't it.
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So are you admitting that you like rough sex then?
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So are you admitting that you like rough sex then?
I LOVE that the only thing you got out of that post was that she liked rough sex
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

^Thats the only statement that I got, too.
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

Looks like I'll have to break-out the old sorority paddles for Lynnie to take on the 13th
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

LOL...the funniest part was my group was officially non-hazing, but if you got us girls drunk enough, we went swat for swat...

Ah, the memories...drinking beer for breakfast and not being able to sit for days...college was great
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I always have a chuckle when guys say they would prefer a girl with some "meat on her bones". Nothing personal Shutter; I'm seriously not attacking you! I just laugh, because what a man says and what a man does are two completely different things. Then again, women can be the same way too I guess...basically, we are both screwed, huh? How depressing...I need a drink.
I can back my statement up, just look at people I have dated
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So are you admitting that you like rough sex then?
What's not to like? I mean I don't want the shit beat outta me, or to be killed, but hell I will try almost anything once.
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I LOVE that the only thing you got out of that post was that she liked rough sex
Does this surprise you?
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What's not to like? I mean I don't want the shit beat outta me, or to be killed, but hell I will try almost anything once.
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Agree i like a gal that can play and have fun
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

It looks like I won't have to worry about getting Lynnie home from the party on the 13th...
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Hell no, I'm riding one of the TnTu guys home!
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Hell no, I'm riding one of the TnTu guys home!
Took me awhile (it is Monday) to read that one clearly...do I have to watch?
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Watch? Hell, join in. If you're into that sort of thing that is.
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Re: Advice From The Double D's

Lynnie...this party is going to get us fired
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