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  | Re: Advice From The Double D's What ever would your students say? I know when I was in school I never imagined any of my teachers talking about this kind of stuff. Good god, that conjures up some hideous images...
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Well, let's just say Lynnie and I aren't your everyday, average sort of teachers. Speaking of which, should we play "hide the dildo" at the party? 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's "A girl from Omaha is hiding a banana. We'll find out where..." If only I'd had teachers like you gals.
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's I love that Family Guy...one of the best of the new season! You thought we were girls?! We so have you snowed!
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's GIrls, ladies, women, whatever...
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 | Re: Advice From The Double D's Its all good
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Quote:
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's I've been known to answer to just about anything.
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's I've been known to go for just about anything 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Whatever blows your skirt up. :)
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's So...maybe we should get back on topic (dear God...did I just say that?!) Ask the Double D's anything (like what the hell Double D means again?)
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's I assumed Double Ds meant cup size, but being male that's just naturally where my brain goes anyway. Call it a "Mammary fixation".
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's It was something Damsels...I think
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Daring? Demented? Devious? Dangerous? Darling?
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Ditsy?  
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's But, back to the original question: "Why are men enamored with womens breasts?" Answer: Because being enamored with mens breasts would be creepy.
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Because they are like those little stress balls. Just looking at them puts a smile on your face and sqeezing a pair does much more.
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Q. Why do women have breasts? A. So men will talk to them.
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's I'm trying to decide if I'm offended or I feel sorry for you...oops...just gas again
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's You get an awfull lot of gas, what are you eating... 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's (I was going to say something dirty, like "your mama" or "Lynnie", but I think that would have been going too far...don't you agree?)
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's I was expecting it.... 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Crap...we're starting to think alike...what the hell does that mean?!
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's Demented minds think alike. 
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| Re: Advice From The Double D's They always say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Since I'm wasted most of the time, how does that work for me?
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